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A picture of Zohran Mamdani smiling and holding up a blunt with his hand.
An old man in a red shirt raising his hands up in conclusion, with text on the bottom saying "are we great yet?"
A picture of Elon Musk smiling and giving two thumbs up. The text on top and bottom says "would you kick Elon Musk in the balls for 5 billion dollars?" There two two thinking emojis on the left and right side of the bottom text.
A picture of Peter Griffin from Family Guy angrily answering his door. There is an Antifa logo photoshopped onto him. At the door is his neighbor Joe Swanson in his full police officer uniform. The text on top says "Crap! It's a police officer! ACAB!"
A picture of Donald Trump wearing a propeller hat and holding a lollipop. Below him is a screenshot of a tweet from the White House that says "Simply put: we will find you and we will kill you."
A picture of a Trump Supporter wojak wearing a MAGA hat sitting in a chair watching a woman wojak embracing Elon Musk. The bottom half of the image shows an animated picture of Karl Marx with a quote that says "The proletarian who defends the bourgeoisie works against his own interests as much as a man who invites a stranger to bed his wife whenever he is in an amorous mood: he betrays his own interests to secure the pleasure of another. The perversion of our society is that these cuckolds of the working class are encouraged to pride themselves as men of good moral standing."
A picture of a giant whale in the sea being approached by a boat with men on it. The text on top and bottom says "the moby dick fandom is dying. Retruth if you're still a true dickhead."
A picture of Superman smiling in from of a gleaming sunlight. The text on top says "centrists after a long day of having no opinions besides 'war bad' and 'everyone sucks.'"
Left side says "so glad I grew up with this" and shows a picture of Charlie Kirk with a very small face. Right side says "and not this" and shows an ugly photoshop of JD Vance with a bald head and widened cheeks.
A picture of Walter White dropping chemicals into a test tube with text on top saying "right wingers creating a society that brings the maximum amount of suffering and misery to people who have never wronged them."
A picture of JD Vance's official portrait which morphed into some sort of minion shape, wearing American flag top hat, goggles, and a pair of overalls with the letters "JD" on the pocket in the middle.
Top panel of the cartoon show's a Trump-like figure with a GOP logo on his saying "stop giving money to Ukraine, we need to take care of our own." Bottom panel shows a smaller person saying "I'm houngry" and the Trump-like figure responds "we are slashing your food stamp benefits."
The "trade offer" meme, except the gentleman has been replaced with Vladimir Putin. Left side says "I receive:" and lists "1. Ukrainian territory 2. No NATO membership for Ukraine 3. No US soldiers in Ukraine 4. Withdrawal of US soldiers from Europe 5. Sanctions relief." Right side says "you receive: nothing."
Left hand has a red pill in it and the word "left" in bold impact font below it. Right hand has a blue pill in it and the word "right" in bold impact font below it.
Me: I can't see a thing. I'll open this one. Everyone else in the tavern: (Image is completely black)
A grainy and distorted picture of Bernie Sanders with a nuclear mushroom cloud and city in the background. The text on top and bottom in retro VCR font says "it didn't have to be this way."
Donald Trump's presidential portrait with a lollipop and whirly hat photoshopped onto him with text on top and bottom in bold impact font that says "we are going to fucking kill you."
A picture of Donald Trump giving a thumbs up with both of his hands in front of 4 American flags. Below him is a caption that has had many of the letters and words removed, so that all that remains are characters that spell out "Donald Trump eats the cum of immigrants."
A picture of Brian Griffin at the bottom scaled incredibly horizontally, with a speech bubble coming from him saying "Peter, help! I'm getting longer!" Above him is a picture of Peter Griffin sitting at a table while looking at his phone with a speech bubble coming from him saying "shut up, Brian. I'm buying more land in the Metaverse."
A picture of Peter Griffin with a black shirt on that says "I love they/them pronouns it's great to express yourself freely."
Top panel shows a raging MAGA wojak with text that says "The Southern California wildfires happened because of DEI!" Middle panel shows a seething communist wojak with text that says "The Southern California wildfires happened because of climate change!" Bottom panel shows a gigachad wojak with text that says "The Southern California wildfires happened because of fire."
A picture of Kermit the frog with his hand over the shoulder of a muppet to the right, that has Donald Trump's face photoshopped on. The text on top and bottom in bold impact font says "I'ma keep it real with you chief!! I am not dying in a war over Greenland."