Samantha the Hijacker

@hijacker.bsky.social

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A car person who likes shit posts and sucks at making them She/they

Pride flag but the stripes are the color code for resistors. The triangular section is the tolerance bands. The numbers 0 through 8 adorn the stripes. A giant resistor zigzag schematic element connects the top and bottom of the flag. The tolerance stripes are shown as 2%, 5%, and 10%
Sickos catgirl peering through a window saying “yes… ha ha ha… yes!”
Apple Podcast trying feebly to get me to listen to Pod Save America after listening to the far superior Tran Girlismo because Victoria and Jordan dunked on the Pod assholes at the 1:50:13 mark
Steam wishlist sale screenshot for Titanium Court. Blur skinned man with pink beard and shirt standing in front of billboard with name of the game emblazoned on it. The sale price is $11.24
Air quality map. The air is shit between PA and central VA
“Mitch McConnell at the next session of congress” over an image from Robocop 2 of a woman staring at a brain and spinal column in a jar
Castiel: I love you dean: Lindsey Graham is dead
Krusty the Clown giving joyous news. Text reads “Lindsey Graham’s Dead!!!”
Man made of puzzle pieces holding a vial of Estradiol. A hole in the back of his head shaped like the vial. Top text reads "Sometimes what a person needs is just one piece..."
Image from Fallout TV Season 2. Diane Welche’s head in a jar hooked up to a brain interface helmet
“I was annoyed to find out somebody had written an origin story for K-2SO, and it’s like, no, i’m not paying attention to that” -Tony Gilroy
A black guitar laying on a couch
Overhead console with a thermometer showing 111 degrees F
My 240sx. Needs a lot of love still. Front corner shot
Sickos yes. Ha ha ha….yes!
Tumblr user iusedtobecharming-deactivated20 posts do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know he thinks!!! User rehearsinv replies july 1. Too tired. Happy too tired July everyone
Senator Armstrong talking to Raiden in Metal Gear Rising Top text: pride month? Middle text: a month jack? Don’t be ridiculous! Bottom text: shits gay all year round son!
Satirical news article with the headline of “We sat down with anti-trans swimmer Riley Gaines to find out what other sports she fucking sucks at”. Picture is of right wing grifter, and perennial 5th place loser, Riley Gaines
Mr Krabs showing off their big naturals
Sam Carter staring at a bunch of crystals in a computer
Youtube video thumbnail for “The most Important Movie of the 21st Century”. Text on thumbnail reads “It’s Speed Racer (we’re not kidding)”
Android 17 shaking hands with Piccolo from dragonball Top panel: juneteenth over android 17 and pride month over piccolo Bottom panel: Upsetting the dumbest pieces of shit in the USA every june
My fingers with holo taco’s electrostatic
My hands with Holo Taco’s missed shift painted on the nails
Picture of a tanker too flying from an explosion with bottom text “i want to believe”
Come on bro meme Top text: just one more pillar Middle text: we can get unilateral peace! Bottom text: trust us!
Sexy af Idris Elba, the only good thing from The Office, saying “i am aware of how annoying I can be”, the original parts of the quote not being used overwritten in Impact font
Silly evangelion quiz result. Thankfully 0% to that asshole ikari gendo
A BMW Isetta with an M2 heavy machine gun mounted through its sunroof
Logo: the nice guys
1977 Ryan Gosling text over a city scape from the hit classic The Nice Guys
Convertible window with an unfortunate crack in the plastic
screenshot of the weather showing it feels like 103°F when it's 97°F out Humidity is 43% (down from 77% a few hours earlier) And dew point is 69°. UV index is 9
First panel: Gowron, son of M’Rei, both Klingons, face framed by a hole. Text reads “Hello?” Second panel: gowron is closer to the hole. The text reads “is anyone there?” Last panel: only gowron’s eye is visible to the hole. The text reads “I seek glory”
A picture of a crying guy with text that says “just two more weeks bro. The strait will be open. Two more weeks”
crying man with test saying "just two more weeks bro. The strait will be open. Two more weeks"
temu Goebells, Stephen Miller, shown with what is clearly brown spray paint covering his bald ass head because he's an insecure little shit
Top panel shows new Ferrari Luce with Herb Powell saying “this monstrosity cost $640,000?” Bottom panel is Homer Simpson pointing to crude drawing of a car he designed
Three panel simpsons meme. In panel one, kids are looking at the POV with text “say the line carl”. Panel 2, bart as carl with the text “several things happened at once”. Panel 3, the entire class erupts in cheers
A shitbox 240SX doing nerd shit ie, being a dork and recording exhaust noise
A beautiful circuit board for a Sanyo 808D calculator
2026 toyota grand highlander lift gate with dent