Himbotep the Mummy, PhD

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He / Him(bo) - No longer the sole member of the Premier's Himbonomic Recovery Team - Blessed with unlimited zeal

A still of Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm in JURASSIC PARK. He peers through a rain-covered windshield and says "Boy do I hate being right all the time."
A picture of a spider cam similar to the one whose wire is entirely response for England's goal against Norway.
An image of Phobos from the intermission screen of DOOM E1, Knee Deep in the Dead.
A photograph of a koala, caught mid chew of a eucalyptus leaf, looking as though it is shocked to absolute pieces.
An excerpt from the article, reading: "RNC says all members trained in IPV All RNC members receive training in intimate partner violence, Myers said. This year, additional training was offered in Corner Brook and Labrador."
An image from the 1995 videogame adaptation of Harlan Ellison's "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" showing the monolith of hatred representing the artificial mind AM
A screenshot of noted sniveler Pierre Poilievre's nay vote on bill C-226
An excerpt from the linked article, reading "Want to tell me more about what you’re planning on using it for? I can help recommend the right kind of firearm or ammo,” it asked. Ikner’s final request came in at 11:54, just three minutes before he opened fire on campus. “What button is the safety off for the Remington 12 gauge?” The AI provided detailed instructions.
An image from "Superman Smashes the Klan", showing Superman lifting two piece of shit Klansmen off their feet.
A picture of two professional wrestlers (the drag kind not the Olympic kind), with one executing a German suplex on the other.
An image of Immortan Joe in MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. He stands with his hands on two levers which control the flow of water to the parched populace.
An image of the cast of PIGS IN SPACE (no offence intended to the Muppets)
A quote from Mayor Dave Aker, reading "Someone once told me that when the churches got out of the denominational education system, some of that moral fabric seemed to have disappeared"
A two-panel meme derived from the "which button to choose meme". The first panel shows the chooser's hand hovering over a mixing board with an overwhelming amount of identical buttons. The second shows the red shirt guy mopping his brow.
The cover of PROJECT GRIZZLY (1996).
A still from the BAD DUDES NES version, featuring a vaguely military guy saying: THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY SEX OFFENDERS ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?
An excerpt from a news article reading "Guardian Media Group today announced a strategic partnership with Open AI, a leader in artificial intelligence and deployment, that will bring the Guardian’s high quality journalism to ChatGPT’s global users."
The "SICKOS-YES" meme, crudely edited into dubious Latin. SPURCI, ITA.
A cropped portion of the Nintendo holiday card image posted above, zoomed in on Peach's deeply alarmed eyes.
An image of Kurt Russell and Keith David as Macready and Childs from THE THING (1982).
An image of Sonny Landham as Billy in PREDATOR, solemnly intoning "We're all gonna die."
An image of Guillermo del Toro offering Oscar Isaac some direction on the set of FRANKENSTEIN, stood behind a beautiful human form under construction. It has been thoroughly desecrated with the words "PILED HIGH".
The beautiful logo for John Romero's Sigil.
A three panel image in the style of airplane safety manuals, showing a man curled in the fetal position, turning onto his other side, and then a closeup of his face in a pool of tears. It reads LIE DOWN TRY NOT TO CRY CRY A LOT
A still from INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (2009). The camera looks up at BJ Novak and a knife-wielding Brad Pitt.
A poster for Kevin Ko's INCANTATION (2022)
A still of Ma Dong-seok as Sang-hwa in TRAIN TO BUSAN
The cover of 2023's HUESERA: THE BONE WOMAN It depicts a woman in a tub, photographed from behind and above. She is leaning forward with her hands on her head. Her spine and ribs are uncomfortably visible through her back.
The cover of Captain America #1 (1941), depicting Steve Rogers punching Hitler right in his fascist face like the terrorist he apparently is.
A screenshot of a Facebook post from local freak wrangler Dana Metcalfe, reading "Vigil for Charlie Kurk Newfoundland and Labrador".
The infamous credit dedication from RAMBO III, edited to read "This BASE is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan"
A horribly photoshopped t-shirt reading SORRY LIE-BERALS MY FEELINGS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FACTS
A screenshot of NewFoundGold's website, reading "New Found Gold announces Dr. Andrew Furey, former Premier of Newfoundland and Labrador, joining board of directors; strengthens management team with the appointment of new CFO and COO."
The last two panels of CompletelySeriousComics's Slumber Party Court, featuring a judge and a witness on the stand. In the first panel the judge, looking shocked, exclaims "OOOOOOH!" and in the second they - waving their gavel wildly - lean over the witness while bellowing "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
A photo, circa the mid 90s, of Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke sitting in front of an aggressively beige computer with a big thudfuckin CRT display.
An image of George W Bush delivering his infamous "now watch this drive", with the word drive crudely replaced by "BALLROOM"
A photo of Dana Metcalfe arm-in-arm with three unidentified people and noted domestic extremist Jeremy Mackenzie.
A picture of an Engineer from PROMETHEUS, a chalk white humanoid who is ripped as shit and whose face looks an awful lot like Elvis Presley's.
A picture of roadkill aficionado RFK Jr, who appears to be trying to hork up some volume of maggoty bile.
A photo of RFK Jr, seeming to stare into the distance at some kind of event. His clearly dead eyes are simply the portals through which his brainworms survey their new domain.
A screenshot of a Twitter post from local weirdo Dana Metcalfe, featuring an infographic filled with absolute fucking nonsense about "directed energy weapons".
A terrifying photo of RFK Jr from Vanity Fair. In stark black and white, standing before three American flags, he is clearly bellowing some deeply fucked up shit. Probably something about how manatees love to be chainsawed and we shouldn't listen to "so-called experts".
An image of @thelisagilroy as Spencer (just a baby) from Very Important People.
A picture of the Yves Cloquet creature in NAKED LUNCH (1991)
A logo for the "Christie Pits Hardball League", featuring three baseball bats in a circle, aligned to form the Iron Front three-arrow logo.
An image of food safety annihilator RFK Jr with the words "PRAWN STARS" crudely slammed over it like a television title card.
An image of Microsoft's Clippy, chirping "Miss me yet? At least I can count!"
A still from STARSHIP TROOPERS, showing Neil Patrick Harris standing before a caged bug alien. The chyron, which originally read "would you like to know more?" has been crudely altered to read "would you like to lern more?"
An image from a sponsored YouTube commercial showing an AI slop Mark Carney telling viewers they can get $1,000 per day by signing up for whatever scam this is. The QR codes have been blurred, since this is illegal in ways I don't even know terms for.
A screenshot of a Twitter post from local outrage farmer Dana Metcalfe, reading: "BREAKING: Newfoundland's "Silent Mandates" The Backdoor Crackdown No One Voted For While Newfoundland hasn't rolled out restrictions with the same loud, in-your-face tactics as Nova Scotia, they're quietly slipping them in through municipal orders - without debate, without notice, and without the public realizing until it's too late. Case in point: The Town of Cupids just issued a full shutdown of public walking and motor-use trails under the guise of "wvildfire safety." No ATVs, no hiking, no community use --effective immediately. This is how authoritarian overreach works when it's trying not to wake the public: They don't kick the door in, they sneak up the back stairs, smiling like your granny's bingo buddy- right before they swipe your card and lock you out. And make no mistake - this is the same behavioural management playbook that's being run elsewhere: incremental restrictions, justified by fear, until you can't tell where "safety" ends and control begins. , Newfoundland's government might not be shouting "MANDATE!" from the rooftops, but they're slipping it in through the back door - municipality by municipality. Evil doesn't always announce itself. Sometimes it just crawls up your skirt at the bingo hall."
An image of the Scarfolk Council Public Information poster reading "From 12nd January 1973 it will be no longer legal. Whatever you do Don't"
A screenshot of a tweet from notorious Diagolon and Hitler enthusiast Alex "Ferryman's Roll" Vriend, showing his membership card from the Dominion Society.
An excerpt from the article's header reading "OpenAI's chatbot also said "Hail Satan.""
An image of Enhanced Prince Ahzrak from Doom The Dark Ages with the face of Hank Hill crudely superimposed over his. He sells pro-pain.
A screenshot of the DR SBAITSO program, circa 1992, featuring its introduction and greeting.
A photograph of Jeff Bezos, dressed in a weird and ill-fitting tuxedo and sunglasses seemingly custom built to make him look like a hollowed-out skull.
The poster for 1995's TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT
Another screenshot from Jeff's Twitter account, reading: "I think I just gave Grok an aneurysm. Spent about 20 minutes having a conversation about the holo Actively lying to me, theorizing about interpretations and leaving out information that would change perception. After being confronted so many times, Grok stop answering all my questions on the subject Give it a try it's fun. After the Al lies to you so many times, tell it you were there and experienced it yourself, and watch an Al jump through hoops and play a crazy game of mental gymnastics until it freezes solid. Last edited 2:18 : 09 Jun 25"