Alex Cox

@hipattack.bsky.social

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Writer, supposedly. Dad, more commonly. Streamer, once in a blue moon.

A slightly elderly tuxedo cat does the backwards banana on top of issue three of Unch magazine. On a grey carpet.
A big ol' aerial picture of Bristol Zoo Gardens, taken some time in the 1980s we think. It's on a wall next to a smaller picture of a frog, an even smaller picture of a shrimp, and a canvas covered in colourful splats
Kotozakura, multiple boobs partially covered by his big apron
Takayasu is very disappointed in you
Abi, pictured in a rare moment of not sidestepping
Ura, in yellow, but he's better in pink
Aonishiki, in dress apron, looking as if he really doesn't want his picture taken thank you
Kayo, in dress apron, looking very pleased with himself
Asakoryu, in dress apron
Sekiwake Wakatakakage, in dress apron
Yokozuna Hoshoryu, wearing his rope and carrying a sword
The sumo rikishi Onosato, wearing his Yokozuna rope
A green emergency exit break glass module thing, with a 10p coin taped on top. Above it is a hand written sign reading: "Please do not remove 10p coin. For use in emergency to open toilet door Thank you"
A black rain frog, looking particularly sad as black rain frogs tend to do, standing on some kind of mossy floor of a forest probably
Polyhedral dice of various colours on a wooden background
A tuxedo cat reclining on a blue sofa next to a grey pillow. She is twisted into a quite improbable position.
Two plates, each with a pizza pocket and some Alphabites on them. The Alphabites spell out 'Fartz' and 'balls'
Chris Morris, as the anchor of The Day Today, sits in a news studio. Behind him a screen reads 'Incident', and shows an image of Buckingham Palace. The caption reads 'The Queen and John Major have had a fight'. It's less funny in alt text form. You had to be there I suppose.
Two dry and unyielding co-op sausage rolls, still in the packet, held up in front of the rain soaked drivers side widow of a Kia Sportage
A younger man with green hair applies a headlock to legendary magician Paul Daniels. Daniels is somewhat exasperated by this.
A rather wonderful tuxedo cat. All whiskers, massive ears, and a tiny tongue poking out.
AEW wrestler Adam Cole in the ring, sneering at the camera. His skin is confusingly yellow.
A concrete fountain, outdoors, that looks remarkably like a chilly ballsack
A picture of the sun low in the sky