Historicat

@historicat.bsky.social

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I'm not this good-looking in person. Any pronouns.

Stacked cases of Girl Scout cookies. Each case holds 12 packages. There are 26 cases in the image.
Two pieces of Halloween candy. One is a necklace, the other a ring. They both are "Boo Bling Candy Jewelry" but the labeling is all upper case and the spacing is wonky. It looks like "BOOBLING".
A hand-made card with lettering by an elementary school child. It says "happy farters day! PS XOXO"
An embroidered logo on a sweatshirt. There is a golden triangle, point down, with some gold lines sticking out on the sides. In red are the letters TCM. Beneath the letters, the state of Michigan outline is superimposed on the triangle in blue thread
Bloom County strip from about 1982. First panel - a disheveled and possibly tipsy man is standing in an elementary school classroom. "And as your senator I'm tucked to be here today talking with all you future voters." Second panel - "now can any of you little nits tell me which great principle our political system is based on?" A boy wearing glasses is in the panel and responds "money talks." Third panel - senator says "hmph well yes the other great principle." Boy - "money talks" Fourth panel - senator "watch your tongue boy or someone might cut it off." Boy (all caps) "money talks!". The teacher appears in the frame "Milo..."
Screenshot of a reply from "Amazon Reword" which in turn has a reply from a "you have won a gift" scammer. They're both cheesy scam messages.
A ridiculous spam text: I will always love you. Why? Because you never stopped loving me! I am (next part in all caps) Donald Trump (end all caps). Before my deadline read this (followed by a URL).
Text message: We're hitting the PANIC button. Donations to defeat Trump have PLUMMETED! Have you given up??? Then a link. And it's from Democratic Victory PAC.
The celebrating 10M users sign with my number and first 10% !?!
A beach at sunset. Sand in the foreground, water with some small waves in the middle, and an orange sky at the top. The sun is reddish orange and about one third below the horizon. To the right of the image there are silhouettes of buildings in the background and a child in the foreground.
Phone screenshot of a spam text message to someone named Sharon at my number. It said "in just 24 hours following the radical Democrats forcing Joe Biden out of the race" etc. Sorry, I'm not transcribing all of that BS and it's all nonsense anyway.
Map of Houston-area Whataburger locations. Most are orange, meaning they're open but there's a wedge heading out northwest that are grey; those locations are closed, mainly due to power outages.
Screenshot of a whiney text saying : Drop all charges President Trump facing 400+ years in prison! And then some more blah blah blah. Ending with a link to a petition that I'm sure doesn't include a money beg at all.
Two giant goofball dogs - one a brown and white pit/staffie mix, the other an amalgamation of about 15 herding breeds - resting on a white couch. They are exhausted after putting all their energy into rousting the humans.
Ticket for a theatre performance. The show is Winter Wonderettes and the ticket is for December 7, 2013.
A larger mixing bowl holding some packages off fruit snacks, wrapped peppermints, and a bottle of water.