H. Jay Watson

@hjaywatson.bsky.social

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teacher (actual), failed writer (aspirational) https://caligarislumberparty.itch.io/

Gif from the movie Escape from LA (1996), showing Kurt Russell throwing a basketball across a court: Swish, nothing but net.
Cover for Green Lantern 49, depicting Hal Jordan with a ridiculous number of rings.
Criterion collection cover for the 1984 film Paris, Texas
Image from the 1977 film Wizards. It shows a wizard holding a gun.
Gif from the 1938 film The Adventures of Robin Hood. It shows Errol Flynn as Robin Hood shooting an arrow to disarm an opponent.
Gif of a scene from the film Black Dynamite, depicting the eponymous Black Dynamite gloating over his fallen nemesis. Black Dynamite had, immediately prior to this moment, disarmed his foe using a weapon thrown before the battle formally started. The text superimposed over this sequence reads: "I THREW THAT S**T BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM!"
Poster for the 1989 film Godzilla vs Biollante. The poster depicts Godzilla inexplicably fighting a giant rose bush. He actually does this in the movie. It rules.
The Sanrio character/object "Fresh Punch," which is a goblet filled with some kind of green punch. Fresh Punch is adorned with a flower, two straws, and a lemon slice. It telekinetically holds an Ace of Hearts playing card and a green-striped candy cane. It also has a box of sodas, because why the hell not? Beneath Fresh Punch is its name, written in a font somehow reminiscent of both 1950s drive-ins and balloon animals.
Doctor Doom chillaxing and drinking from an ornate golden goblet
Image macro of Sean Bean as Boromir from Fellowship of the Ring. The text superimposed on this image reads: "One does not simply 'count the rings'"
Image of the Yu-Gi-Oh! card "Arcana Force VII - The Chariot"
Screenshot from Pokemon, featuring Ash entering an encounter with a Pokemon. The image has been remixed to include a Hodag (drawn by Hodag). The text at the bottom reads "Wild Hodag Drawing appeared!"
Box cover for the Sega Saturn game Nights Into Dreams...
Poster for the 1971 movie "The Point."
Poster for the 2009 movie "Triangle."
Movie poster for the 2010 film "I Saw the Devil."
Handwritten texts reads as follows: "51: Elven refugees flee a wildfire destroyed forest, at most wizard to blame. 35: Wood elf militia besiege town as revenge."
Image of Steve Buscemi from the "How do you do fellow kids?" meme. Buscemi had a red backwards baseball cap, is wearing a red hoodie, and has a grey t-shirt with the words "Music Band" on it. He is holding a skateboard. On the image of Buscemi, the following words are superimposed: "How do you do fellow dungeon delvers?"
Distracted boyfriend meme/image macro. On the left is a woman dressed in red, with the text "5.5e" superposed on top of her. To her right is the proverbial distracted boyfriend, looking back at the woman in red. The acronym "WOTC" (for Wizards of the Coast") is superimposed on top of him. To his right is a woman in light blue -- the shocked and frustrated girlfriend of the distracted boyfriend. Superimposed on top of her are the words "STACKS OF MONEY."
Image of Professor T. Bird from the video game Battletoads, with the icon for HodagRPG crudely superimposed over Professor T. Bird's head. Bird is typing on a keyboard, in front of a computer monitor. Underneath the image is the following text: HODAG! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! THE QUEEN'S RATSHIP IS ON THE WAY TO EARTH. YOU MUST STOP THEM NOW, IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE!
Movie poster for the film Battle Royale. The poster depicts a black and white school photo, with students wearing suits. Some students have red X's over their faces.
Image of Roddy Piper from the 1988 movie They Live. The head of the icon for Hodag RPG is superimposed on Roddy Piper's face. This mashup was clearly done by someone without technical or artistic skill.
Closeup of Xemnu the Living Hulk's eyes, with a quote bubble that says "Then you remember me."
Screenshot of the top physical games on itch.io, showing Shrines of the Lower Ossuary in the top left, Wonder x Worlds in the top right, Lancer Core Book in the bottom left, and Camp Snallygaster in the bottom right.
Cover of the comic WildCATS issue 22, depicting Ladytron, a cyborg woman with a robotic lower jaw and neck.