Hieronymous J Doom

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Podcaster, gamebook designer, disappointment. Queer. He/him.

BBC website screen shot with the headline "Starmer says he will campaign for Burnham in Makerfield" and there's a picture of his stupid fucking face and everything.
A noose.
A wrestler wearing a red cut off leather jacket stands on the second turnbuckle starting into the middle distance like he's a star. He's wrestling in front of a hundred people bit her acts like he's in a stadium and I love him.
Copy of Ice-Breaker by John Gardner. The cover boldly proclaims "Ian Fleming's masterspy James Bond is back in John Gardner's Ice-Breaker". The cover is black with a gleaming skull that for unclear reasons has a pair of tired looking green eyes. The title is slightly embossed in metallic blue. It is from 1983
A battered paperback copy of Babylon Rising by Tim Lahaye and Greg Dinallo. I must stress that I did not pay money for this book.
A black cat in a box staring at the camera like he's expecting something. Food probably.
A plain grey billboard in Todmorden with a blue car parked in front of it.
A collage showing people cowering in awe at the majesty of a nuclear bomb.
For mental health related reasons I've collaged a puppet show just outside Hitler's bunker in the dying days of WW2. A pair of boys are watching while behind the ruined buildings the sky is on fire.
Black and white photo of a very modern plain with quite old stone around it. There are ghostly hand shapes sprayed on each side.
Poster showing Nigel Farage's head collaged onto a spider looming over some mountains. The poster reads: THINK! A VOTE FOR FARAGE IS A VOTE FOR SHELOB! FACT: Farage knows only hunger and is sick of eating orcs. He craves sweeter meat. Are you sweeter than an orc? FACT: None will escape his webs. All will be consumed for he contains an emptiness that can never be satiated. FACT: Unchecked he will feed until he has become more massive than the mountains themselves. THIS WOULD BE A DISASTER FOR GREAT BRITAIN!! Join us in demanding that. Farage abandon politics and return to guarding the paths of Cirith Ungol. There he can brood in shadow and malice and trouble not this sorrowing world. WE MUST ACT NOW!!!!
A poster in black and white showing Thomas the Tank Engine in front of a nuclear explosion. The character I knew as The Fat Controller lies dead opposite. I think he's called Lord Toppam Hat now which is fair enough on one level but I bet there's a dark story about how he got his peerage. The text reads SAY NO TO DEVIL TRAINS! THOMAS ENDORSES NUCLEAR WAR! Educate yourself on Sodor's secret bunkers. What use is a train when all the tracks have melted?
A picture of British fascist Oswald Mosley dramatically addressing a crowd. I have crudely pasted Sooty the glove puppet over his upraised have.
Full colour collage of a feathered serpent inside a self-storage unit near Filey with a scarab.
A very bad collage of a snake in a self storage facility. One of his scarabs has escaped.
A crude collage of Bag End being attacked by Flying Saucers and defended by missiles.
Very low resolution photo of Mr Bobby with an anarchist symbol on his belly.
The Bizarre World of Fake Video Games. A pretend guide to various pretend games by various artists and Super Eyepatch Wolf.
Vandalism here It would appear that our Rotary Club has an enemy/ enemies. Four times this year this display cabinet has been deliberately forced open and any poster on display removed leaving the cabinet door swinging dangerously in the breeze. To cap it all, the whole cabinet was prised off the wall and dumped down the street. Why would someone do that? The events publicised in the cabinet over the period were a choral concert at St Margaret's, a Folk Concert at the Clarke Foley and a Recycle Day. The posts are purely informative of forthcoming local Rotary events. Nothing controversial there you would think. The cabinet cost £500 funded by our Members. The Local Authority has given permission for it to be sited here. The Rotary Club raises money for charities many of them local to Ilkley. No Club Member benefits financially from the collections, i.e. no management costs. The Club is not affiliated to any political organisation. The Club does not have a religious bias. The Club does not take sides in global conflicts but it does raise money for those innocent civilians who suffer during conflicts. The Club also raises money to help people who suffer following natural disasters such as earthquakes, flooding etc. Our Club has donated over £100,000 to charities in the last five years, money largely donated by you, our local citizens and businesses. If you have any information about this please contact us: email ilkleywrc@gmail.com. We want to be able to tell you about forthcoming events. The mantra of Rotary is - "Service above self" - which says it all in a nutshell.
Three lobed prayer glyph on a purple and red background. All spirals are closer to the point of origin than you think.
Oddly garish prayer sigil in pink, black, and yellow.
Three days thrown at the double 6. Two are in the single 6 and one is in the double 10. All are less than a centimetre from the double 6.
An occult looking sigil drawn in white on a background of dark blue and black smudges. It is intended to evoke feelings of being in control of your life through the grace of God.
Glyph on a yellow and red background. Merely by looking at it you participate in my prayer.
A sigil depicted on a yellow green background intended as a form of visual prayer.
An occult looking glyph that the author has designed as part of a heterodox Christian religious practice.
Professor Jameson Space Adventures 2: The Sunless World by Neil R Jones. A collection of 1940s and 50s pulp sci-fi stories. The illustration shows robots exploring a word cavern which seems to be exploding. The tagline "trapped in the caverns of an exploding planet!" supports this reading of the art. It's a tatty paperback from the mid 60s.
Two small black cats curled up together on a yellow blanket where there isn't really space for both of them.
Picture of William Windsor looking sad on the BBC website. The headline reads: William visibly moved as widow tells of husband's suicide
• Al Overview Two prominent Russian cities with nine letters in their English names are Vladivostok and Murmansk. Vladivostok is a large port city in the Russian Far East, while Murmansk is a major port city north of the Arctic Circle. Here are some other 9-letter Russian city names: • Belgorod • Birobidzhan • Novokuznetsk • Pyatigorsk • Ulan-Ude • Yakutsk • Yekaterinburg
Terrifying jars filled with an unknown fluid with a sort of chibi Elsa and Hulk in them.
The world is surrounded by a field of stars and a border of divine flame in this medieval illustration. It looks like a vagina with the flames forming a halo of blond public hair. There’s a clitoris and everything.
A packet of Seabrook Worcester Sauce flavour crisps that are all that stands between me and total mental collapse.
I don’t know what to tell you. It’s a rubber band ball made entirely out of blue rubber bands. It’s maybe three cm across.
A naked manikin in the form of a child looms out of the darkness on a country lane. Is that another shadowy figure behind it?
A comic panel. In the foreground a man wearing the bottom half of a gorilla costume looks down sadly. Behind him there is a poster bearing the legend ‘Fred Pearson in The Great Gorilla’ beneath a picture of a gorilla. There’s a sticker over the top reading ‘3rd big year’. The sad man, clearly the lead in the show. He says: I’VE BEEN PLAYING THE MAIN ROLE IN THIS SHOW FOR TOO LONG! I FEAR IT’S DONE SOMETHING TO ME… SOMETHING TERRIBLE!
Additional questions from a Google search query. His many panopticons are there in Lancashire? What is the panopticon controversy?
George Soane tried to extort money from his father in March 1814 by demanding £350 per annum, and claiming he would otherwise be forced to become an actor. (Wikipedia)
A black cat sprawled on a rug looking to one side like something has caught his attention. It hasn’t he’s just waiting for the next thought to arrive. It will be a long wait. He is lying on his right side in defiance of science.
I was Rod Hull, the British public I did charm With an emu on my arm Many an actor was assaulted by that bird Causing chaos but he never said a word I fell off a bungalow because the roof was wet But I will linger yet
Cover of The Occult Elvis by Miguel Conner.
Inherited money was best, which almost went without say-ing, though Lesley did say it, indirectly, more than once. Married money was okay, second best, which was why people here didn't inquire too much into new spouses Pasts. Earned money was barely acceptable, and then only if it acknowledged its inferiority, and absolutely only if it wasn't being earned anymore. 'Donald Trump never fit in here,' Lesley said, having pointed out Mar-a-Lago, which for many years had belonged to Mrs Merriweather Post, who definitively did fit in here, and which after her death had been for years a white elephant on the market - nobody's inherited money, no matter how much of it there was, could afford the upkeep of the huge sprawling place - until Trump had grabbed it up, expecting it to be his entrée to Palm Beach, misunderstanding the place, believing Palm Beach was about real estate, like New York, never getting it that Palm Beach was about money you hadn't earned. I should be pleased Mr Trump took over Mar-a-Lago, Lesley said, I think we should all be pleased, because we certainly didn't want it to turn into Miss Havisham's wedding cake out there, but to be honest with you, I think a place must be just a little déclassé if Donald Trump has even heard of it.'
A book called The Nephilim Looked Like Clowns by Paul Stobbs. Worryingly this professes to be Volume 1.
Norman Rockwell's painting Free Speech showing a blue collar man standing up to address a crowd with the caption: Comrades! If you shit your pants they have to send you home from work.
Poster advertising Win Wrestling's show in Northampton called "Urban Chaos 6: How To Train Your Kaiju". There is a genuinely massive grizzled man front and centre on the poster and several smaller wrestlers lurking behind him.
Windswept crags overlooking a river on a glorious spring day in Yorkshire.
A modern redbrick church with a rainbow behind it in depressed Midlands town Northampton.
Film poster for A Private Function, a lovely war time farce you should definitely watch. It concerns a black market pig which is prominent on the poster.
Picture of four ukulele on a bed in ascending size from soprano through concert to tenor and baritone.
A large box of matches.
A hideous monster with a totally smooth white face on which there is the barest suggestion of eyes and a red smirk like an incision wants me to play arcade games. It is wearing a fedora.
Revelations of Divine Love by Julian of Norwich photographed next to Conan: City of the Dead by John C Hocking.
Thus says the LORD: Cursed is the one who trusts in human beings, who seeks his strength in flesh, whose heart turns away from the LORD. He is like a barren bush in the desert that enjoys no change of season, but stands in a lava waste, a salt and empty earth.
Art from the MtG card Mindbomb. It shows a bomb falling from the sky that is somehow also a brain.
Angron, primarch of the world eaters new 30k model. He's all red but weirdly skinny and covered in skulls and I'm pretty sure I could fix him.
A panel from a comic showing a pair of hands holding a gently manky looking stuffed dog that's not quite the right shape somehow. It looks like it might have been won at a fun fair and it is muttering "HELLP MEE"
Malach 3:5. “So I will come to put you on trial. I will be quick to testify against sorcerers, adulterers and perjurers, against those who defraud labourers of their wages, who oppress the widows and the fatherless, and deprive the foreigners among you of justice, but do not fear me,” says the LORD Almighty.
A black and white image of the end of an alley in Scarborough. Tall buildings slick with grime glower down on every side.