hockey bear dot space

@hockeybear.space

1991 Followers 391 Following

It's time to use our hands for right and make this place feel bright tonight "one guy (who has pretty good judgment)" – @proptermalone.bsky.social "well done" – @jcsalterego.bsky.social

Swordsy
Philippa Northeast was born on 23 September 1994 and raised in South-East Melbourne along with her four siblings.
Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Northwestern quarterback Aidan Chiles. Northwestern still hasn't posted a new headshot of Aidan so I'm still using the Michigan State one. The headline, unchanged, says: "When I want to feel loved, I just go to a hardware store." The subhed, slightly modified, says: "All I want is someone to help me get good at football without treating me with contempt. Thank goodness for those small, independent shops – they nail it every time." The article is filed under the category "Opinion: Shops and Shopping" and is dated Tue 21 Jul 2026 11.00 CDT. The photo in the article has been replaced with a photo of Chip Kelly at a press conference on a football field, wearing a hard hat and vest for some reason.
Rachel (Melanie Smith) walks in on a naked George (Jason Alexander), who has just gotten out of the pool. The screenshot is labeled “pausa de hidratación.”
pausa de hidratación
Hand clasp meme. One arm is labeled "England-France." The other arm is labeled "Iowa-Penn State." The clasping hands are labeled "6-4."
Frinkiac of Abe Simpson talking to teenage Homer and Barney. The caption reads "It used to be coming home, but then they changed what it was. Now what's coming home isn't it and what's it is third and shameful to me."
A still from the music video for “Nautical Disaster” by The Tragically Hip. Gord Downie is in the foreground and there is raging water in the background. The image is labelled “Pausa de hidratación.”
Frinkiac of Homer's BBBQ invitation. It has been overwritten to say "Come to Homer's Illiad. The extra L is for Literaturel."
A moderation list called "Reasonable Conservatives." The latest entries are the Cato Institute, The New York Sun, and Make It Make Sense.
Meg Gustafson eyeroll
the charmin bears
Senior Women's National Team Training Camp Kayla Alexander, Milton, ON Jasmine Bascoe, Milton, ON Niyah Becker, Winnipeg, MB Faith Dut, Surrey, BC Marah Dykstra, Vancouver, BC Yvonne Ejim, Calgary, AB Skylar Forbes, Markham, ON Delaney Gibb, Raymond, AB Sami Hill, Toronto, ON Mila Holloway, Charlotte, North Carolina Avery Howell, Boise, Idaho Myriam Koné, Edmonton, AB Cearah Parchment, Whitby, ON Merissah Russell, Ottawa, ON Savvy Swords, Sudbury, ON Syla Swords, Sudbury, ON Tara Wallack, Surrey, BC
some picture of gators with the words "am I being detained" added
two-headed monster from Sesame Street
Springfield police officers eating at Krusty Burger. The caption reads: "Taco Bell" restaurant. I never heard of it either but, uh, they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Norm Charlton's linkedin profile. He is listed as "Owner, norm charlton's big league adventures" in Rockport, Texas.
A cybertruck partially submerged in a lake. The image is labeled "pausa de hidratación."
spacex stock price graph. the line has been overlaid with two copies of an image of a cybertruck partially submerged in a lake. The outline of the cybertruck approximates the changes in spacex stock price.
Paul Skenes looking like a big ol' doofus
A scene from Ator, The Blade Master (aka Cave Dwellers) in which Ator (Miles O'Keeffe) drinks a toast. The image is labeled "Pausa de hidratación."
Pixelframe NASCAR logo generator. The main text reads "FASTCAR" and the other text reads "I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone"
The loss comic, but the guy's head has been crudely replaced with Elaine Chao's and the girl has been crudely replaced with Mitch McConnell
The three-arm version of the hand clasp meme, with the three arms labeled Argentina, Switzerland, and Minions. The clasping hands are labeled "1939-1945 resume gap."
Ronnie (Tim Robinson) riding a zipline into a pool. The image is labeled “pausa de hidratación.”
Krusty yelling "Come on, you schnorrers! Do something!"
Tim Pyznarski 1987 Topps Future Stars
Ned Flanders says “Now now, there’s plenty of exits for everyone.” Moe replies “oh that’s it. You’re dead pal.”
A map of the Spanish Netherlands
Belgian endive
a "pausa de hidratación" with various products
An old Englishman pinned to the ground, being murdered by the Midsomer Murders wine trebuchet. The image is labeled "pausa de hidratación."
the picture from the previous post with a pausa de hidratación label
Dobler ledelsen med perlescoring!
Enorm Haaland scoring, Norge i ledelsen!
Screenshot from A Fish Called Wanda with the caption "Ortolan has subtle notes of hazelnut. I looked it up"
A Moononite from the great Moononite panic of 2007
Mina dunking on some dude muted by "Weird Mina Reply Guys"
Mina Kimes posting that she likes donuts. Some guy replying that she should hate genocide more
Sterling Archer chugging a bottle of liquor while holding his index finger in the air. The image is labeled "pausa de hidratación"
The couple making out in the car from "Manos: The Hands of Fate" drinking a bottle of Worcestershire sauce. The image is labeled "Pausa de Hidratación."
Homer Simpson saying “Oh, not Souter”
The top four search results on Wikipedia for the search phrase "Bad things involving the united states." They are: - United States involvement in regime change - United States involvement in regime change in Latin America - Democratic Party (United States) - United States men's national soccer team
modified tweet that says "this has been talked about extensively you're just unfamiliar with the facial features of European nobility"
An ESPN.com screenshot of Carla Leite, who is now supposedly a 6'3" forward
Galaxy Brain meme with three panels, where the panels are in order #2, #3, and #11
On3-style graphic labeling Central Michigan quarterback Dan LeFevour "Excommunicated"
Philomena Cunk
in this house, we believe: pump action soap-dispensers are a disgrace When I want to feel loved, I just go to a hardware store I thought my pigeon curse was lifting hold music is eating my soul no one wants to hear about your dreams Surely potholes were never this bad before?
a sorry excuse from a meme thief
hand clasp meme. The two arms say "First Season of Game Of Thrones" and "World Cup Round Of 32." Their clasped hands say "Sudden NED exit"
Screenshot of Bane from "Kite Man, Hell Yeah!" He is falling to the ground after being ejected from an airplane. The caption reads "I just went into the bathroom and grabbed a child who was drinking non-potable water." The screenshot is labeled "Pausa de Hidratación."
Legally Blonde meme with guy (face covered with the German flag) saying, "You beat Paraguay?" and Elle Woods (face covered with the US flag) saying "What, like it's hard?"
A still from The Log Driver's Waltz (1979) showing a log driver drinking coffee. It's labeled "pausa de hidratación."
Wikipedia article for "2026 FIFA World Cup Group J" Redirected from Disgrace of Kansas City
Wikipedia page for Didier Drogba (redirected from It's a fucking disgrace)
"Obi-Won Kenobi" ("Alec Guinness") holding a bottle of Cerveza Cristal
"However, not all breeds of genetic athletes were accepted by the GAS and new rules had to be created after the 2224 World Cup, when Scotland fielded a goalkeeper who was a human oblong of flesh, measuring eight feet high by sixteen across, thereby filling the entire goal. Somehow they still failed to qualify for the second round."