Mik

@hoeterra.bsky.social

316 Followers 291 Following

For legal reasons, I am a joke C++ / 🎞️📷 / 🧶 / 🎮 / SLC / short / doer of random things / gay/queer (He/they)

An image of a red uno skip card
Photo of an open-book. The pages contain a photo spread. The photo is titled “‘Baited’ Breath”, and below the title, the text, “Michael Nelson.” This text is at the top of the left page. The photo depicts a brightly lit Ferris wheel on the left page near the bottom, and on the right page near the top, a mechanical arm decorated with circus lights is stretched left and upwards. At the end of the arm, there are two seats facing away. Legs of two people are visible, the people facing the Ferris wheel. Both subjects are on an entirely black background. There’s much black space between the arm and the wheel. In the bottom right of the page, the text “Whatever Keeps Us Here” (the title of the book)
Image of a man walking with one women, while turning around to look at another woman. The woman he’s walking with is visibly offended. Expect posted over the woman he’s walking with are nail clippers, and posted over the woman he’s checking out is a glass nail file.
Screenshot of a section of a Wikipedia article. Text reads: Jet lag research The 2007 Ig Nobel Prize in aviation went to Patricia V. Agostino, Santiago A. Plano, and Diego A. Golombek of Universidad Nacional de Quilmes, Argentina, for their discovery that sildenafil helps treat jet lag recovery in hamsters.
A large sphere on a plinth with colorful triangular abstract art projected onto it
Apple notification. Text reads: Apple News Top Stories The EPA said it will repeal its 2009 finding that greenhouse gases harm the environment and endanger public health, a move that could upend climate policy.
Showing my top 10 songs over 365 days 1. Levitating by Dua Lipa with 37 plays 2. BODYGUARD by BeyoncĂŠ with 34 3. Octopus's Garden - Remastered 2009 The Beatles with 30 plays 4. Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter with 27 plays 5. Drive My Car - Remastered 2009 by The Beatles with 27 plays 6. Madness by Muse with 26 plays 7. Help! - Remastered 2009 by The Beatles with 23 plays 8. Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) by My Chemical Romance With 22 plays 9. The Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance With 22 plays 10 December by Collective Soul with 21 plays
Similar to previous, but showing my top albums for the last 365 days 1. Masterpiece Theatre by Marianas Trench with 136 plays 2. Haven by Marianas Trench with 131 plays 3. The Josh Ramsay Show with 109 plays 4. Astoria by Marianas Trench with 105 plays 5. Lemonade by BeyoncĂŠ with 76 plays
Screenshot of last.fm, showing my Top Artists over the last 365 days. 1. Marianas Trench with 652 plays 2. The Beatles with 552 plays 3. BeyoncĂŠ with 244 plays 4. Carly Rae Jepsen with 140 plays 5. Fleetwood Mac with 123 plays
An image of pumpkin pie filling topped with whipped cream, except it’s in a small ramekin with no crust
Close up of Barack Obama’s face in red scale. The image contains the words “THEN PERISH”
Soft yellow custard with specs of vanilla visible in the mixture. In a red bowl covered with plastic wrap pushed against the surface of the custard. Assorted fruit can be seen above the bowl.
iMessage between me and “Benny”. Thread is as follows: Me: I love you Benny: *screenshot featuring a post with text reading, “Gay white men will keep their hat on anywhere just to hide their receding hairline” and a photo of two men under water still wearing hats* Me: Me at a nude beach in a hat Benny: HEYEJWHEUOORI BEBE Benny: that's so funny Me: I'm BALD Benny: me after 1 week on t Me: Valid
Screenshot of stream’s system requirements section for a game. Text reads: SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS Windows MINIMUM: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 (64-bit) Processor: potato Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: no Direct: Version 11 Storage: 500 MB available space Sound Card: Any Additional Notes: will run on a toaster (if you ask it nicely) RECOMMENDED: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 (64-bit) Processor: potato 2 Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: yes Direct: Version 12 Storage: 500 MB available space Sound Card: Any
A still from the TV show Arrested Development with text reading “I mean, it’s one banana Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?”
A cheery looking cartoon star in between some balloons and above some party poppers
Cartoon of a knight/robot- looking character driving a sign on a stake into the ground. The sign reads: NO FUN ALLOWED
A fully clothed mirror selfie of me in a hotel. A wall mural of the Hollywood sign is behind me.
Shot of a symphony orchestra on an amphitheater stage.
Two stills from That 70’s Show. The first shows a man standing, a dog on a counter top, and a woman sitting at a tall chair at the counter top. Texts reads “why is the dog on the roof?” With the word roof crudely pasted over the word that was previously there. The second still shows the woman face on and the dog on the counter. Text reads “He likes to be tall”
Email with text reading: “ It's your time to purchase Nintendo Switch™ 2 + Mario Kart™ World Bundle Good news! *picture of Nintendo switch 2 box* Nintendo Switch™ 2 + Mario Kart™ World Bundle is waiting for you! “
Album cover for Marinas Trench’s Masterpiece Theatre
Pie shell on a blue plate next to a fork, the filling has been almost entirely removed. There’s remnants of meringue on the edge of the shell.
Video of the previous clock nearly fully assembled and tiktoking
Exposed pendulum clock with deadbeat escapement hanging on a wall. The weight is not attached, the pendulum is. The gears and escapement are all visible.
Components of a mechanical clock oh my floor, featuring a pendulum shaft without pendulum bob, several gears, escape lever and escape wheel, the weight shell, and the frame. There’s also the instruction booklet, and some tools like hammer, sand paper, glue, a ruler.
Image of the clock building in progress, there’s paper and paper towels and various tools strewn about. A few pieces of wood with clamps on them
An image of an open box containing a blue booklet atop some slaps of light wood with gears laser cut out of them. The blue booklet is titled “The Serpentine Clock”. It contains an image of the constructed clock with exposed gears. Below that, the branding of the designer, “Woode-Gear-Clocks”
Text above and crudely drawn face. Face has big blank eyes and a blank subtle smile. Text reads: “I am normal and I can be trusted with The Death Note”
Screenshot of a dictionary definition of the word “digit”. Text reads: “ digit [dij-it] O Phonetic (Standard) OIPA noun 1 a finger or toe. “
Bright red whole hulled Strawberries in a stainless steel pot with sugar. Flakes of lemon zest are also viable
An map of the United States, above it is a speech bubble with trails as if it’s text is spoken by every state. The text reads “Yeah my state really has the worst drivers"
Colorful blanket of knitted fabric, held up by the top corners to see each color. Colors are arranged in ascending columns from right to left along the bottom edge. From right to left, a wide cream column, 9 shades of blue from dark to light, and 3 of green also from dark to light, then a column of yellow, a column of goldenrod, a column of mint green, and finally a column of black. Along the right side, colors are arranged in rows that get wider as they get higher. From bottom to top, starting with the cream column, then 4 rows of grayscale, a light purple row, a dark purple row, a burgundy row, a hot pink row, a salmon row, a dusty pink row, a light pink row, a flesh pink row, a pink-orange row, a deep orange row, a scarlet red row, a fall-orange row, and finally ending with a black row.
Four panels of me and my best friend in different poses framed over an Utah Queer Film Festival, SLC Pride graphic.
Mirror selfie of me wearing a dark blue knitted wrap/poncho. The yarn has flecks of gold in it. Collar is loose and folded down. Pattern is zig zagging at an angle across the fabric. A tapestry needle is on the back of my phone, stuck to the built in magnet in the phone.
Mirror selfie of me showing a silver and 14k gold bracelet with large rectangular links on my right wrist, circular and square patterns reminiscent of the Mayan Calendar, and oval cabochon gems including green tourmaline, amethyst, pink tourmaline, and peridot. My right hand holds the phone, while my left grips the inner edge of a button-up shirt, revealing two rings on the middle finger: a Cartier Trinity ring with three interlinked bands of 18k white, rose, and yellow gold, and a silver ring with a wavy design and a triangular cut green chrome diopside gem.
Screenshot of an email. The text reads: Welcome to Wasatch Food Co-op! Hello & welcome to the co-op! You will be receiving a snail mail welcome packet soon with your member-owner number, but in the meantime I wanted to confirm your membership- you are an official owner in your community-owned grocery store. We are so close to opening and every single
I’m gonna be honest everyone. I can hardly read what I wrote and I’m looking at the paper. Anyways pic is an 8x10 piece of paper with very illegible pencil writing of some bitwise math and other software notes. Stuff for calculating how to split nodes in a Patricia Trie.
Colorful knitted fabric still on the needles. Fabric contains individual, neat, rows and columns of individual colors. It is rumpled to show the weighty drape of the fabric.
Mirror selfie of me. Wearing white pants, red t shirt. A Levi’s denim jacket that’s blue but has yellow and red paint-like Levi’s decals covering most of it. Also a white floral hat, turned backwards, a grey belt with a black buckle, a Cartier Trinity ring under a silver ring with a chrome diopside stone on the middle finger of the hand holding the phone. The other hand is at my side with a gold split signet ring on my index finger.
Spiced rum and cinnamon bread pudding, with spiced rum butterscotch and home made whipped cream. Topped with a few flecks of Maldon salt
Wide shot of a green knitted wrap pinned to yoga mats to block the knitted fabric.
Screenshot from SpongeBob. He’s holding up three fingers with smiley faces drawn on them.
Kirby air ride post city trial screen showing how many stats were collected. I collected: Boost: 15 Top Speed: 10 Turn: 7 Charge: 12 Glide: 16 Weight: 12 offense: 16 Defense: 7 HP: 13
Kirby Air Ride title screen on my MacBook running a Totally Legal GameCube. Laptop is on my comforter over my legs. Xbox controller on the palm rest of the laptop
Screenshot of the Grindr grid showing a profile with the name “Bwc👀Fortran's”
Screenshot with text reading: “ Dispensed: 57 fl oz Thats more than a Dog drinks in a day! “ Next to a simple graphic of a dogs face.
A screen shot. Text reads: “WATER DISPENSED Dispensed O fl oz Thats less than a Chicken drinks in a day! 90 Days” To the left of the text is a simple graphic of a chicken
Video of me on stage in an apron talking to Alton Brown
A drawer nearly full of a disorganized pile of truvada bottles.
Britney Spears smiling awkwardly
Donkey, from Shrek, smiling awkwardly
Color transparency medium format 645 shot of the “Salt Lake City is for lovers” art
Developed medium format black and white 645 film, and color half frame 35mm film on a light board
Linda Belcher, Marge Simpson, Lois Griffen, Donna Tubs, dressed in a sexier version of their normal attire from their respective shows. Walking towards the camera, background is a blurry night street shot. Pasted over Linda is the word “Olopatadine”. Over Marge is “Me”. Over Lois is “Fluticasone”. And over Donna is “Levocetirizine”
Double-walled glass of pale-tan iced coffee on my desk in front of my keyboard.
Meme of meme man in a suit in front on a bad excel-like graphic next to the word “stonks” and an orange arrow pointing up and to the right
Bright red Turkish delights in a quarter sheet pan lightly coated in powdered sugar
Still from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Data stands behind Picard, La Forge, and Crusher. Text runs along the bottom, quoting Data, reads: “Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.”
Mirror selfie of me in black leather boots, Levi’s black skinny jeans, a white floral print blazer, a black brocade button up, and in place of a tie, a string of pearls.