plaid

@hogboglin.bsky.social

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hi i'm plaid, writer. i talk real good cause i'm smart n stuff. as far as i'm concerned all body is horror. fuck gen AI, transphobia, and white supremacy. she/her, adult, cacogen, apple-throwing anarchist. 🔞 https://archiveofourown.org/users/acropolis_now

jeopardy clue: NIGHTSTALKERS ARE A CROSSBREED OF RATTLESNAKES AND COYOTES--HOW DELIGHTFUL!--IN THE "NEW VEGAS" VERSION OF THIS VIDEO GAME
chucky using a computer at the beginning of child's play 3
a potato-shaped black cat laying on her side on a beige carpet. her back legs are stuck out like > and one toe on each back foot is extended, making it look like she's giving two thumbs up
photo of a hand dryer with a sticker of a winking orange cat on it
"What?" Mel asked. She straightened her glasses. "Sorry, I can't hear very well when I'm upside-down."
famous groucho marx quote "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
tweet from mike primavera @primawesome: My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
edited version of the last scene of waiting for godot. ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off? VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off. [They do not log off.] CURTAIN
a rotund and perfect black cat with yellow eyes sitting on a rug in front of a hearth, looking dubious (there was a storm)
a photo of a juvenile Vaejovis carolinianus scorpion on a white background (my shower)
a brown park sign reading "DO NOT FEED HALLUCINOGENS TO THE ALLIGATORS" with graphics of a radio tower and an alligator about to catch a mushroom in its mouth. in the upper right corner of the sign there is a department of the interior badge with "DAMNWEEK FISH & WILDLIFE SERVICE" above it. in the background behind the sign are two partially-visible alligators on a marshy shore. a copyright notice on the lower right of the image credits the image to "TIN PRESS LTD"