Hokius (Hades 2)

@hokius.fromthehawkseye.com

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They/him • Ace • Editor @RoyalsReview.bsky.social • Co-Host Royals Rundown Podcast • JRPG fanatic • business inquiries/news/tips/etc jeremymgreco@gmail.com

Rose is an above-average runner who has never settled into a position. He played a little center field this year and I’ve heard it was OK, but in a larger sample in left field he’s been maybe an average defender. The position/defense questions are why I had him 22nd on my board despite his top-10 bat. I really think he’ll hit, but his value goes way up if he can become a 55 defender in a corner.
Aniq, complete with catface marker prank, holds his head in his hands looking distressed
Officially announced (1/8): Junior Caminero Is in if back feels fine: Kyle Schwarber Would participate if asked: Ben Rice, Hunter Goodman, Jordan Walker Not sure/We'll see: Bruce Harper, Juan Soto, James Wood Leaning Against: Mike Trout Will NOT participate: Yordan Alvarez, Pete Crow-Armstrong, Shea Langeliers, Byron Buxton, Nick Kurtz
A screenshot from Expedition 33 showing three party members staring at the vast landscape before them
Gold plaque in 4x3 for playing a perfect game in the July 1 puzzle
A black and white dog lies on a dog bed inside a crate with two plush toys around her. Her mouth is open in a doggy grin, she looks like she couldn't possibly be happier.
4x3 grid
An overweight digital Japanese man wearing narrow frame less sunglasses and sweater with a teal, pink, and white pattern with royal blue sleeves and collar
A witch sigil to help the Royals
Dog still lying on the bed, but now with front paws crossed.
Callie lies on top of the freshly made bed as if it were done just for her
A tricolor dog, mostly covered by a fitted sheet
Me with blue hair and an orange shirt standing in front of a blue wall with an annoyed expression on my face
Me, with fading green hair
Chris Stratton's pitching metrics from TJ Stats for 2025. He wasn't good, but he did at least generate almost enough whiffs to be interesting.
A Daily Pitching Summary graphic for Carlos Estévez from TJ Stats. It shows blue EVERYWHERE.
Image of an orange Toyota Supra
A can of Presidente beer featuring a strike zone box and a ball well below it, representing the strike 3 call to Geraldo Perdomo in the WBC. It reads, "Neustro orgullo no se poncha"
My Beyond the Horizon Party, wearing alternate outfits, stands on a rocky shoreline in a park outside Edith
A counter full of plastic containers.
Bathroom selfie of me wearing a green shirt with an image of an old, overweight Boba Fett that says, "I'm Built like a Bounty Hunter"
Hok's fully adult face on a teenager body
Bella Ciao performed by tracksuitopera
Screenshot of Marvel's Midnight Suns Metacritic page with an 83 critic score but 7.2 rating by only 424 user reviews.
A black and white dog sits prettily on the floor, hoping for treats
Beer battered chicken tenders
Google search result for Ai, the Japanese American singer.
The logo for my podcast where my cartoon cohost is attempting to drive a bus and cartoon me is diving in front of it)
Me with the cutest v gesture around my eye
Royals send Kris Bubic to Padres Padres send Ramon Laureano and Adrian Morejon to Royals
Temperature gauge showing that it is 7 degrees and feels like -13
Dog wearing two coats and a lot flof snow.
Me with green hair in the dark
Before photo of a kitchen/living area
Headline reading, "Titans coach said before the season that he'd. UT off his penis to win the Super Bowl - and now he's one game away" about Mike Vrabel, written in 2020
Me with green hair
Baseball Savant bars for Luisangel Acuña in 2025, all very blue.
A baked potato filled with shredded cheese, a steak with clear grill marks, and a salad that is more olives than lettuce.
A bowl of soup and tortilla chips
Simmering corn chowder
Title screen for Picto Quest, anime nights of male and female appearance flank a menu
The Wright Anything Agency office in all its magical glory. Feels like home.
Me with a fresh haircut and green hair.
A screenshot outside the fully leveled up restaurant in Cuisineer.
A black dog lies on his back on the bed
Hok sitting on a couch
Screenshot from Fresh Start showing some trees, a deer, and a lodge in kind of a forest clearing
Captain Kruge unwrapping a Sega Genesis on Christmas morning while David Kirk watches
Screenshot of the platinum trophy award
corn, olives, and grilled chicken breast in separate containers
Baseball Trade Values proposal of Zerpa for Mears and Collins. Mears and Collins are projected to $10M surplus value, Zerpa allegedly has $7.5M
A Balatro screenshot showing the shop following an ante 8 completion with polychrome spare trousers, Bull, Fortune Teller, Card Sharp, and Perkeo jokers plus seven Uranus cards in the consumable slot. Not pictured, Observatory voucher
A dark-skinned woman stands facing a white woman in glasses. A word bubble from the first woman says, "I've done all the- the other stuff! That counts! Sort of! Right?" And the second woman replies, "Virginity's a bullshit social construct, ya dingdong."
A POV video game screenshot with a person holding a power washer and a bookshelf full of knick-knacks in the background.
Royals trade Noah Cameron, Blake Mitchell, Yandel Ricardo, Drew Beam, and Asbel Gonzalez for Ketel Marte
Tables showing analysis of Alex Lange's pitches in 2023 and 2024