Techokami

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The Linux wolf with the Game Boys

Tileset from the first world of Kid Chaos
Bugs Bunny looks inside, becomes uncomfortable, then yeets it away while trying to change the subject. From the short "Easter Yeggs"
Panel 1: Childhood A young Techo is sitting nervously in a dentist's chair, as a dentist (a fox with thick glasses) prepares a dental drill and a syringe of novacaine. Caption: "When I was a kid, I had to get quite a few cavities filled. The experience was... Not Pleasant." Panel 2: College A college-aged Techo is reading a science magazine, with the cover story being "TEEF". Caption: "As the years went on, my dental hygine improved, as did science itself." Techo: "'Scientists accidentally create no-drill treatment for cavities'? Interesting! Dental technology has really come a long way!" Panel 3: Adulthood Current-day Techo is in a dentist's chair, talking to the same dentist as before, but much older now. Techo is relaxed. Caption: "Which brings us to very recently..." Dentist: "Welp, you did great for over 20 years, but unfortunately you've got two new cavities we need to deal with." Techo: "Damn, that sucks. Well, at least dental technology is better now, right?" Dentist: "Oh yes!" Panel 4: The scene now mirrors the very first panel, with a terrified Techo looking at the dentist armed with a dental drill and a syringe of novacaine. Dentist: "These days, all the fillings are white instead of silver, so nobody'll ever notice!" Caption: "No, I did not have a good time."
Photo of pink fox earbuds
Meme image: This is where I would put my Nintendo Switch 2... IF I HAD ONE.
Hello, I'm an Administrator from SMW Central and I'm emailing this address associated with you, regarding suspicious activity surrounding your SMW Central account. (This email may be irrelevant but I'm sending it anyway to do due diligence.) Firstly, I was contacted from a gmail account about re-gaining access to the user account, and that appeared to be all in a good faith, so account access was restored. If you are indeed the owner of the email that was used to contact me initially, feel free to confirm that fact. Secondly, as of today the account is now flagged as suspicious because it aligns with other accounts engaged in suspicious activity on the website. Ordinarily we permanently disable accounts for that but given the unusual nature of it being from an old user (which we recently restored) I'm reaching out. If none of this sounds familiar or is news to you, do let me know so we can take appropriate action. AmperSam.
Photo of the Mattel Aquarius, the worst microcomputer ever made.