Holly Brockwell

@hollyqueenofspayeds.com

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Tech, cats, cat-tech & being catty about tech. Basically I'm a tech writer who also runs a cat rescue. Well, I do have a lot of mice.

A man looking away, by Henry South. Or an iguana if you're me
Two screenshots of Daenerys Targaryen / Emilia Clarke doing some of the best eyebrow acting the world has ever seen
A grumpy-looking stone lady, presumably frowning because she's just watched someone painstakingly carve the word GOAL over the door and then atttempt to re-do it correctly
Picture of a terrible, horrible typo in an advert for HP printer ink. It says "suprises" instead of "surprises," and I had to type that three times before I overcame the muscle memory of writing it correctly. How does this stuff get through signoff?!
Screenshot of a useless Whatsapp voice note transcription. It was about a cat, not that you'd know because it's garbled nonsense
Screenshot of the definition of the best word for "nice bum" i've ever seen
A ridiculous tuxedo cat with a mucky mouth stares directly into my soul, hoping to hypnotise me into giving up my naan. No dice, little man, eat your own food!
Photo of a hand written note about death. Let me know if you want a transcription
screenshot of some texts to my cat group informing them that my sofa is now a giant remote control and if I sit on it, my TV turns on and off ad infinitum and I CAN'T WATCH MY SHOWS
The bestest blind boy in his spacious car carrier, sniffing the air on his adventure to Cambridge today for his ops
A tiny black and white kitten with an excellent moustache is standing next to a bottle of wine on its side, because Colin is a terrible person
A ridiculous tuxedo cat pulls a face of deep disgruntlement with the weather, which has rudely blown all the way past "nice out innit" to "the actual fires of hell." Coming up tomorrow: rainstorm! He won't like that either.
A ridiculous tuxedo cat with the large, wide eyes of a greedy kitty who's just found out his film is getting a world premiere and there might be canapes
A little fluffy wobbly black kitten being like "ehhh? EHHH? GEDDIT?" about my joke. OK fine he was kicking off about being at the vets, what do you want from me
Cropped screenshot of a post on reddit about how unhelpful ham radio people can be, especially towards "preppers," ie people who like to be prepared for disaster and thus are trying radio as an alternate comms method if the main stuff goes down. Anyway they're called SAD HAMS and it's great
A ridiculous tuxedo cat stretches his front leggies as far as they will go, making a shape that could only be described as "earwig wearing socks"
Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for the hairy frog, aka the Wolverine frog, which BREAKS ITS TOES TO GIVE ITSELF CLAWS wtf
A ridiculous tuxedo cat in his little house, making a face only he can make. It means deep disdain for everything you stand for
A ridiculous tuxedo cat in his little house with his mouth open. I do not know why he was pulling this face. It may have been the start of a yawn, it may have been a hiss he forgot to finish, who knows but it went on for ages
A ridiculous tuxedo cat sits grumpily in his little cat house for beloved cats. What a terrible life eh Paul
A ridiculous tuxedo cat reclines on "his" sofa in a patch of sun. He is curved over to the left, paws up and one across his face, as if a bangin' tune is being played and he's about to go all Ibiza Final Boss
Screenshots of a very awkward Whatsapp conversation in which I explain why my joke is funny
I nicked this picture from Reddit, for which I apologise, but I'm not going to Mansfield Road just to take a picture of the worst business idea ever
A screenshot of just four of the many, many, many, MANY wedding venue listings that either start with or include the word "nestled." YOU CAN'T ALL BE NESTLED, how big is this bloody nest
A ridiculous tuxedo cat pulls a stank face because he farted. Obviously he's admitted nothing
A tabico (tabby x calico) cat sits pensively in her carrier on the way to the vet, wondering what to call her babies. One bites her nipple. That one is now Sneezewort.
A ridiculous tuxedo cat pulls a face like he's just realised something alarming. But what?
Four screenshots of Logitech's April Fools 2026 post, in which they pretend to be bringing back translucent tech but it is LIES ALL LIES
A chonktastic grey cat sits in the window looking up at a fat squirrel who's come to raid the bird food table. To her right, on the sofa, is a sausage-shaped, completely ridiculous tuxedo cat almost breaking his neck to observe her, because he can't be bothered to get up and chase the squirrel himself
A bonkers shiny wobbly moggy pulling the happiest, daftest face you've ever seen because he's in love with *checks notes* a second hand rug
A ridiculous tuxedo cat side-eyes you and your ridiculous ideas from his seat on the manky old sofa stairs I wanted to throw out
An orange wobbler and a ridiculous tuxedo cat posing for their debut album, which is 15 songs about how they haven't been fed
A ridiculous tuxedo cat stands confusedly in a bed attached to a desk, staring at the owner of said desk and probably about to shout HERRO because he doesn't actually want attention, he wants...... he doesn't know what he wants.
A ridiculous tuxedo cat sitting on the nice cushioned steps I bought him for yeeting off, shouting HERRO loudly because I'm very rudely doing my work and not watching him chase a feather
Screenshot of the first thing Jaffa typed and sent to my friend Jenny: SIX SEVEEEEN
Screenshot of Meta trying to sell me on their new AI posting assistant, Manus. M-anus. Someone had fun naming that! (Yes I know it's a real name but it's still basically meta-anus)
A ridiculous tuxedo cat peers at me from behind my laptop screen. Only half of his silly little face is visible. He is, as usual, annoyed.
A ridiculous tuxedo cat stares unimpressedly at me because I'm very rudely doing my day job that I have to do to buy his Pringles
A ridiculous tuxedo cat doing a little LIKK on my dunked digestive biscuit. Actually it's 2 for structural integrity, otherwise the wet bit flops off and lands on his paws and he gets all grumpy
The shiniest, neediest black cat pulling a face like Chrissy Teagan going 😬
SAMMICH! A train sign for the town of Sandwich, also ideal for daft decor in a foody place
Screenshot of an old Facebook post about texting your questions to an SMS answer service run by real people
The tooth fairy's new business, Toothbank, with an incredibly disturbing tooth-esque logo. WHOSE TEETH WERE USED FOR THIS
Orange serial killer? She has the look, tbf
Silly orange wobbly moggy doing a little tongue blep at the horrible incel man
Former police chief superintendent Dal Babu being interviewed on BBC news, very much looking like he's sitting on the (porcelain) throne
A ridiculous tuxedo cat rests his silly little chin on his raised cushion bed, favourite place to half-watch the pigeons out the window and fart unreservedly. The cushion makes him look like he has a big round head. Ball Paul.
Photo of a sign in ikea that says bumerang. Not boomerang, bumerang. Of all the things to call clothes hangers...
Screenshot of a Reddit post about a disgusting card from Charles to Andrew describing him as "cheeky" and "naughty" and "unfairly treated". It had a blowjob joke on the front.
Four pictures of just the most precious floofy double-nosed double-boopable baby cat with hairy ears
The most beautiful kitty you've ever seen. He has two noses and the derpiest face and I love him so much
Screenshot of part of the Wikipedia article about hairy ball theorem, explaining that you can't comb a coconut
Screenshot of an email from Zooplus announcing next day delivery. The courier dude is going to hate me even more now.