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Watch out for your face, because I'll rock it off. My opinions are my own, unless there's something wrong with you, too. Film Strip Podcast, Den of Geek, Film Stories, and elsewhere.

80s Castle Grayskull
A bracelet reading, "I VOTED TOD"
The ROTLD punks.
Fake Sigourney Weaver from Space Mutiny who was killed and reappears later in the movie like she didn't die.
Me and Ken Casey from the Dropkick Murphys.
Fr. George's Indian-style fish from Holy Family.
Two tuxedo cats under a Christmas tree shot from the stairs.
WFPK playing Bad Religion's version of Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.
Me shot through a window in a Torgo Halloween costume.
Carlyle, a tuxedo cat with heterochromia.
Johnny's future wife Lisa, who is having a baby. Uh oh, what's this? Tylenol! She betray me, everybody betray me! I fed up with this world!
Jimmy Kimmel playing Karl Malone from The Man Show.
Jimmy Buffet, tropics-obsessed lunatic graphic from the original Yacht Rock web series.
Jim Cornette (kneeling center) with Stan Lane (l), Big Bubba (c), and Beautiful Bobby (r). They have the NWA United States tag team titles.
The Blumhouse ident.
Bubo the mechanical owl from The Clash of the Titans.
Elon Musk in front of a Tesla cybertruck pointing at the title of Ice Cube's Amerikkka's Most Wanted.
Parliament and/or Funkadelic.
Burt is about to hit Tarman with a bat while Chuck, Crystal, and Spider watch in the background.
My car thermometer reading 110F.
Billy Zane and Jada Pinkett from Demon Knight.
George Bush looks shocked on 9/11. The meme text reads, "Sir, a second Louisville Kroger has rats."
Stephen McHattie from Pontypool.
"Conan the Destroyer is the most this podcast has ever been like We Hate Movies and I mean that as the highest of compliments"
A vapid blonde makes eyes at a leisure suited guy with a mustache who'll eventually kill her because he's Evil from New Year's Evil.
Batman surfing in 1966. He's wearing yellow Hawaiian print shorts over his regular costume. It should probably be on Adam West's tombstone.
Beans and rice, tamale, chicken in white sauce, and roast pork with mojo.
The window of now-closed Oddbird Bakery with FART spray painted on it in green letters.
Joe Taslim in The Night Comes For Us
Socks with pictures of the sweetest baby ever on them.
6-year-old's cartoon heart on the left, the Rise Against heart logo on the right.
The Geto Boys from the album cover "We Can't Be Stopped"
Torgo the White taking TV's Frank to Second Banana Heaven.
Groucho, Harpo, and Margaret Dumont from The Big Store.
Wild Bill (Keith Carradine) and Seth Bullock (Tim Olyphant) in Deadwood.
Marty Feldman as Igor in Young Frankenstein. He's holding Abby Normal's brain.
Jacob Fatu.
Pot roast with carrots, onions, and peppers on a bed of leftover taco-seasoned rice and a dash of hot sauce.
WDRB news coverage of a tornado in the East End of Louisville. It's bad.
A statue of St. Francis of Assisi, the best saint, and his animal friends.
David Hasselhoff standing on the driver's seat of KITT, hanging out of the T-top.
The Night Rider from Mad Max, sticking his tongue out.