Holographic Golem

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Triangle Man kinda regretting that fight with Person Man lately. I wasn't at my best.

The cover of Silver Nitrate, a book by Silvia Moreno-Garcia, a sort of silver pop art style view of eyes from like a horror movie poster.
A dog eared copy of Feeding Ghosts by Tessa Hulls
Jacob Wysocki as Hayes Steele: a real piece of shit
A tubby little jerk of a mackerel tabby cat sleeping atop a mound of laundry on a bed.
Close up of Cameron from Ferris Bueller staring back at the little painting girl
The girl from Seurat's painting.
The girl from Seurat's painting staring back into Cameron's soul.
A wrinkled shirt that says Malortigras 2022
Some people leading an unholy abomination representation of malort down the street.
A bottle of malort next to a jug of malort sangria. Yes I made it. Yeah it wasn't bad. No really.
A parade in New Orleans for Malortigras with malort costumes and props.
Zippy the Pinhead saying "um". I mean.. Tell me this doesn't look like Gowdy. He kinda looks like someone left the cap off the toothpaste tube of a human. I don't know why I'm going Tumblr style tags in this alt text but I can't help myself I guess. Anyway.
A picture of a surfer guy on a little wave under a pier staring right at you right above a toilet.
The cover of Piranesi by Susanna Clarke
Me with weird shades in a doctors office with the grey hair and beard looking like a guy that quietly plays guitar in his office.
The Stardust Thief by Chelsea Abdullah
Sexy boi Triton under the water by Jae Lee
A video of an orange cat licking the metal window screen like a little adorable weirdo.
A picture of Nimoy with all his accomplishments behind him. A picture below that of Kirk, Spock, and Abe Lincoln? Okay sure Stu. "Yes Leonard Nimoy was a writer, a poet, a photographer, and sang that silly Bilbo song. No man is ever just one thing, let alone a goofy pointy-eared alien on some cheesy scifi show."
A young boy looking into a bathroom mirror. Spock looks back at him. "And this little girl (boy, ostensibly) saw this character and thought "I could do that."
A cover with a picture of Spock as a woman sitting in profile. "To boldly go... How Leonard Nimoy helped my dad become the woman she always was"
Frankie the cat sitting right on my groin like a little adorable jerk.
A copy of Red Shift by Alan Garner
A framed picture of Marlys with a paper bag puppet drawn by Lynda Barry with a sumi brush
Anna Garcia in a giant cowboy hat and a jumpsuit giving a chaos shriek.
Photo of three bags of hexe coffee
Dnd what class are you test with paladin at 90% and wizard at 85%
Receipt for immigrant rapid response in MN
Rows and rows of mustard on shelves behind plastic in a yellow room.
Wayne Cochran in a blue suit with his crazy blonde pompadour.
A river as seen from a walkway with a bridge crossing it. Trees on the other side
Seal boy mackerel tabby sitting on my coat like a little adorable jerk
Two cats sleeping on a day bed. The orange guy is curled up on a green sweater like a giant shrimp. The mackerel tabby is just splayed out on his sides with his curly paws.
An orange and white cat sitting on a bar in from of a little martini glass full of water. There's a pink neon sign of Prik, a bar in Amsterdam. A few bottles line the shelves and a barback is walking in the background.
A black ipod classic being held lovingly on the train.
Your 2026 word is kind-hearted.
The 1976 movie poster for the film Network
Frankie the mackerel tabby splooped over my legs in bed with his front arms outstretched like a little seal boy.
A metal sculpture on a black velvet background of a woman wearing a Chinese decorative gown, holding a scroll, and surrounded by wind.
Some fancy rocks atop a marble urn
A mackerel tabby splayed out on a blanket with a hand on his chest.
video of a mackerel tabby cat in a doggie bed in the sun and snoring while his little paw covers his eyes cause of the light.
Malort for Communion in the Zohran political font
A picture of a page from a far side retrospective where Gary Larson talks about his bewilderment at puerile thinking his cartoon about every dogs dream isn't, in fact, about catching the car they're chasing - it is, in fact, about having sex with the car they're chasing. Due to the cartoon of the dog straddling the car and howling in victory in his dream bubble. People are weird Ya'll.
A video of a mackerel tabby lying on the hardwood floor purring loudly as I pet him and rubbing his face against my yellow sock.
Picture of my post hitting 69 likes and my scrawl of "Nice" under it.
The British black haired, red And black stripes shirt wearing Dennis the menace, pulling back a slingshot of tomatoes and Gnasher the dog ready to chew your ass up.
A carafe labeled flamin hot cheetos white claw gria with some cut limes in it, next to a jar of flaming hot cheetos simple syrup, a jar of flaming hot tito's vodka, and a bottle of seltzer water.
A pudgy little mackerel tabby sleeping while belly up and paws curled on an unmade bed.
A chonky mackerel tabby lying prone across legs under bed sheets.
A large mason jar with bright orange red liquid inside.
A picture of Anna Garcia in a giant cowboy hat on the set of Game Changer screaming with the caption "chaos shriek"
A bottle of tito's vodka with flamin hot cheetos inside it. The vodka is now bright red in color.