@holyshitsnacks.bsky.social

@holyshitsnacks.bsky.social

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Moderately treasonous, involved in any crime that requires a three-piece suit, lover or naps

Pic of Charlie Kirk under the headline: Charlie Kirk says gun deaths “unfortunately” worth it to keep 2nd Amendment
Pic of a toilet paper roll with Trump’s ugly mug on it. Price $7.99
NBC Bay Area staff member claims that Oakland ranks second on most dangerous places in the US list. This metric is based off of property damage not homicides and will no doubt be used as an excuse by a Trump staffer to justify an increased ICE and Fed presence in the coming days. They are targeting Black communities that unanimously opposed Trump.
Book cover of Blood Over Bright Haven by M. L. Wang. Old timey looking typewriter with a circular loop attached at the top. Within the loop red flames are swirling around.
JustMove protein powder flavors: Banana Pudding, Blueberry Muffin, Chocolate Cake, and Buttercream Cupcake (which is just a fancy vanilla flavor)
Relooted: The Africanfuturist heist game of the year poster. A team of 3 humans and 1 robot are seen fleeing from a presumable heist with a fourth person standing in the background menacingly. The human members of the team are all African, the tiny robot is pink with large green eyes. The leader of the team is a young woman holding an ancient African mask under one arm. Everyone is wearing futuristic clothing with some African print flare.
Picture of the cover of “A Fellowship of Bakers and Magic” by J. Penney. The cover is a deep navy blue with golden speckles and stars, at the top of the image is a scroll with the words Adenashire: Book One. Scattered across the cover are small illustrations of plants and herbs, a whisk and a wooden spoon, a stack of books, and some baked goods (a raspberry tart, chocolate chip cookies, and lemon bars. There’s also an envelope with a letter that reads Baking Battle in old times font.
Slide from Neil deGrasse Tyson’s tour concerning Life As We Know It with a possible misspelling of the word photosynthesis circled in red
TSLA stock gained 8 points within the past 24hours which, fuck that noise. I wanna see TSLA trading at $3 by years end. Let’s make Musk the poorest man in the world!!!
A look at TSLA stock over the past week, within the last 24hrs it’s gained 8 points, which is 8 points too many. We can break this company and have it trading at $3, make Musk the poorest man in the world
Tweet: ofc the first breakup of pride month is also the biggest
Twitter post that reads: ofc the first breakup of pride month is also the biggest
Image of Trump and Musk with there shit eating grins above the movie title Alien vs. Predator
Snippet from the article “ Regrettably, despite his willingness to make this sacrifice to support his child, Ernest states that the Swasstikar detected an issue with the frunk and went into ‘Limp (dick) Mode’.”
Sad ball pit at the infamous DashCon event
Image of the Grand Lake Theater in Oakland. Protestors can be seen waving signs against Muskrat and the giant Orange Turd.
Poster for the 2025 release of Freaky Tales starring Pedro Pascal, Ben Mendelson, and Jay Ellis. The poster has a black background with a lineup of the main cast. Everyone is highlighted with a purple haze and there’s a green lightning strike behind them.
Image of JD Vance’s Fuck, Marry, Kill score with a pic of a couch under Fuck, a pic of that feckless cunt Usha under Marry, and a pic of the late Pope under Kill.
Me flipping off a parked Swasstikar (cybertruck) near my work
Cover art of Martin The Warrior from the Redwall series by Brian Jacques. Illustration is of an anthropomorphic mouse wearing a white tunic, and blue trews, holding aloft a mighty sword, ready to charge into battle.
Stand at my local bookstore featuring: On Tyranny by Timothy Snyder, How Fascism Works by Jason Stanley, On Civil Disobedience by Hannah Arendt, and an illustrated version of Tyranny by Timothy Snyder featuring 20 letters from the 20th century
Racial breakdown of the 2024 presidential vote: 59% of white men voted for Trump, 52% of white women voted for Trump. 20% of Black men voted for Trump, 8% of Black women voted for Trump. 54% of Latino men voted for Trump, 37% of Latina women voted for Trump. And 45% of all remaining votes voted for Trump.
Text message reading: [Third Attempt] We’re still missing your Social Security Survey. Can you complete it now? BEGIN:
Me giving a random Swasstikar “cybertruck” across the street the middle finger.
Image of the game box for Expedition, a sequel to Scythe. The box depicts various explorers in 1920s- 1930s esque attire. You see the back of a red-headed woman, rucksack and rifle strapped across her back, she has a bear companion standing on its hind legs, it also has a rucksack. They are marching through mud towards a distant monolith, all spiky metal shards erupting from the earth in a mountain like shape. There appear to be cables attached to it, and it’s covered in snow. In the mid ground a massive steampunk-esque contraption, kinda crab like with 6-8 spiky legs holding aloft a an Airstream-like cabin. A scattering of meteors are hurling towards the monolith.
YouTube thumbnail of Jenny Nicholson in a child’s dragon costume, holding up her hands with Taylor Swift’s Evermore album cover photoshopped into said hands. To date this video has been watched 13 million times over the past 2 years, and if I’m being honest this is probably my fifth time listening to this tragical tale of one man’s unrelenting hubris 😂 If you actually read my silly description leave a dragon emoji 🐉 in the comments
Cover art of Sword Crossed by Freya Marske, depicting two men pressed up against each other, swords clashing.
Four purple-ly, brownish jellybeans from Trader Joe’s Gourmet Jellybeans. What flavors are they? I’ll never know because one (but most likely all) of them could be black licorice flavored. Disgusting.
Plate wiped clean, only fork, knife, and smears of hollandaise sauce leave evidence that there ever was an impressive meal there.
Exterior window of the Montclair Egg Shop
Cover art of the book Sword Crossed. It features two young men in a cross between an adversarial and loving embrace. The young man on the left looks to be of Middle Eastern or Hispanic descent, he has a mid-brown tone skin, short cropped curly espresso brown hair, and athletic build. He’s wearing a navy blue doublet over a white tunic with billowy sleeves. The young man on the right is of Scottish descent (ie pale freckly skin and bright orange hair) and is wearing a vermillion doublet over the same kind of white tunic with billowy sleeves. They are looking deeply into each others eyes, on the verge of kissing, and their rapiers are crossed in a combative X.
Artwork of the campaign for Deagons of Stormwreck Isle featuring a Blue Dragon breathing lightning at a Bronze Dragon while a Paladin watches from behind the broken masonry of a stone wall.
Image looking down at a plate of scrambled eggs with sautéed garlic, mushrooms, and onions, topped with avocado and a drizzle of ketchup. Also two sausages and fresh baked bread from Arizmindi with fancy French cheese and fig and chili jam. Not pictured is the Aperol Spritz, but I included a slice of my Sumo Naval Orange for ambience.
Pic of The Blacktongue Thief by Christopher Buehlman. Random pice of paper used as a bookmark.
Sign that reads All of my Flabbers are Gasted, featuring a surprised raccoon illustration.
Entire wall of the children’s section featuring picture books about Black children, created by Black authors and illustrators.
Spread of three paperback books: The Blacktongue Thief, The Poppy War, and Wool
Tweet stating that Google Calendar has scrubbed mention of Black History Month, Pride Month, Jewish Heritage, Hispanic Heritage, and Indigenous Peoples Month from their calendar service.
Text message that reads: My name is Eleanor and I’m with Randstad USA. We are hiring part-time staff for data optimization companies, you can use your spare time to work at home. Benefits and requirements: working hours: 1-2 hours, Income: 100-600$, Work location: unlimited, US citizens and 25 years and older, Do you fully meet the above requirements? A: Yes B: No
Photo of empty shelves where eggs should be at local Trader Joe’s. A sign on one shelf reads “Due to shortages, we are out of eggs today”.
Cover art of Christopher Buehlman’s “The Blacktongue Thief”. Black and white illustration, done in a rough/graphic comic book style featuring two silhouetted people with their backs toward the viewer. The lead figure carries a sword and the following figure has a quiver of arrows over their right shoulder. The two march resolutely through a canyon towards a tower in the far distance. The canyon is littered with the skeletal remains of humanoids and some quadruped, sword hilts still standing tall pinning their victims to the canyon floor. Oddly their is one black cat, or possibly two, following the people. The distant tower is being held together by a series of chocking vines, with one lone window alight but empty. And all of this is set against a vivid mustard yellow sky.
Digital image in the style of pen and ink of a single raccoon with its arms raised up with the words All my flabbers are gasted.
Book cover, 2002 edition of Patricia Briggs Dragon Bones featuring MC, Wardwick, atop a mountain ridge reaching up imploringly to a majestic blue dragon. Immense golden doors covered in intricate filigree can be seen behind the reclining dragon. A medieval castle with oriental and Middle Eastern influences can be seen down on the valley floor.