honk

@honknow.bsky.social

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@honknow@mastodon.social - Person mit Administrationshintergrund it's all my segfault move slow and fix things chaosnah, aus Wien, Filmfreak, IT-Security

Eine Handy-Benachrichtigung der Banking-App: "Neues Dokument... Bitte werfen Sie einen..."
O'RLY satirical bookcover featuring a platypus as animal. Top Text: high speed networking for managers Title: OaaS Offline as a Service Subtitle: when your internet is too fast Author: M. Anager
ÖBB App - geplante vs "reale" Abfahrtszeiten
ÖBB App: "Grenzkontrolle in Passau/Plattling Passau Hbf - Passau Hbf Im Bereich Passau/Plattling führt die deutsche Bundespolizei Einreisekontrollen durch. Bitte halten Sie Ihrem Reisepass oder Personalausweis bereit. In der Folge kann es zu zusätzlichen Verspätungen kommen."
Comic panel of Charlie Brown saying to Linus: "If you believe that teaching about God in public schools will improve people's morality, you first need to explain why it doesn't work in churches:"
DAS KEYBOARD Model 1
"Sie können Ihre bereits angelegten Sparpläne verwalten, indem Sie in ihrer Übersicht den Punkt 'Sparpläne' auswählst."
Samuel L. Jackson Meme from Pulp fiction: "Say 'Trendprognose' ONE MORE TIME"
Fehlermeldung auf der falter.at Homepage: "Something bad happened"
As a global news organization, The Associated Press informs billions of people around the world every day with factual, nonpartisan journalism. Today we were informed by the White House that if AP did not align its editorial standards with President Donald Trump's executive order renaming the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America, AP would be barred from accessing an event in the Oval Office. This afternoon AP's reporter was blocked from attending an executive order signing. It is alarming that the Trump administration would punish AP for its independent journalism. Limiting our access to the Oval Office based on the content of AP's speech not only severely impedes the public's access to independent news, it plainly violates the First Amendment.
Frage an DeepSeek: Warum ist DeepSeek so langsam? Antwort von DeepSeek: The server is busy. Please try again later.
Dear CISO, regarding your latest communication "Phishing Resiliency: Status Level" I would like to point out that your Orca isn't an Orca but a Blue Whale, which doesn't feed on fish at all and by itself isn't even classified as a fish but a mammal. Also, does the Russian flag on the boat have any hidden meaning behind it, or are you just trying to tell that all evil hackers are coming from Russia?
Hinweis! Ihre momentan mit der Anlage verbundene Internet-Kommunikations-Box ist mit 31.03.2024 nicht mehr technisch verwendbar. Sie können ab dem 01.04.2024 die vollen Leistungen in Anspruch nehmen - allerdings ist das dann ausschließlich mit dem Neukauf einer aktuellen Vaillant Internet-Kommunikations-Box möglich.
a 24 hour clock, where noon is at the 6 o'clock position
A car of GUI Bau driving away (logo of GUI bau)
a pink child scooter
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Unexpected '}' on line 32.
Türbeschriftung: 103, Hofmeisteramt
Quora question: Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"? It's for a work email so if had 6 to sound professional.