Weird Melbs

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Exploring the deeply weird bits of Melbourne (Naarm), one Facebook Marketplace ad at a time. ~ inveterate snob ~ My other account is: @clembyard.bsky.social (mostly haiku, especially Australian haiku) Website: clembyard.com

Two dudes who look a bit like Milli Vanilli standing on a beach at sunset
Dude with a top hat and a ridiculous moustache
Chrissy Amphlett a still from the film clip for I’m Jealous
Chrissy Amphlett a still from the film clip for I’m Jealous
Chrissy Amphlett a still from the film clip for I’m Jealous
A lobster suit for a dog
A purple shop mannequin of a teenage boy
Humpty Hump from the Digital Underground
A shooting target poster – a life-sized baddie pointing a pistol printed on cardboard
Sensual Alf
Six foot tall inflatable Jim Beam bottle
A commode painted bright green
A sawfish which looks a bit like a shark with a long serrated nose
A letterbox decorated like a shark
Black and white dog with a blue ear
A black and white dog with blue dye on him
Cast iron dragon with a fabric Easter bunny’s head stuck in top
A stuffed pale pink one piece with a motorbike helmet for a head, lying on a banana lounge
An old lounge chair lying in its side
Humpy from the Digital Underground rap group, he’s wearing a white bearskin hat and a Groucho Marx mask
Religious plaster statues in front of a picture of a ballerina
Puppet of a bearded king with a purple silver face
A medieval stock
Concrete koala and kangaroo garden ornaments
Maximum security wing at Pentridge prison in Melbourne
A bright orange pumpkin scone
Face half Travolta and half Cage from the movie Face Off
A porcelain leopard
A car driving past a literal fork in the road from The Muppet Movie
A clock made out of spoons and forks
A lotus flower and seed capsules
Salmon carcass on rocks
Lots of empty wine bottles
The Scarlett Pimpernel
Staypuff Marshmellow Man from Ghostbusters
Barry Jones, Australian Labor politician and polymath.
Round timber wooden frame
Greg Chappell (I think) wearing a white hat
A cinnamon scroll cake
Upside down tiger emoji
Two plaster poodles with bleach toothbrush moustaches
Cat saying “would”
A flapper head mannequin front view
The cover of Charmaine Solomon’s Complete Asian Cookbook
A white women’s blazer with intricate floral embroidery
A leopard eating someone’s face
A toilet with ridiculous lace trimming
A Sulphur Crested Cockatoo
Diana Rigg as Mrs Peel from The Avengers, but wearing a moustache
Small white dog with black markings
A Crimson Rosella lifting up one claw
Diseases of Poultry book
A mounted indoor fountain that seems to show an angle watching over two “Hansel and Gretel” like figures
A couple of blokes drinking stubbie in armchairs on a front verandah
Squares of tough chewy liquorice
A dark green safe
A surprised emoji stretched wider