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Just your average overly tired nerdy Terran from Louisiana. (Note: views and opinions are my own.)

A VERY big boy of a locomotive
A nerdy guy who needs a shave and wears glasses is dressed in a green Mexican National football team jersey and holds up a small plush axolotl. He is pointing at it with his right hand and is sitting in the driver's seat of a car with his seatbelt on.
Sandra Harris, anthropomorphic melanistic black-backed jackal!
The "affordable" working man's car... which isn't QUITE so affordable once you add all the accessories. Incidentally, adjusted for inflation, that price is the equivalent of $108,009.79, so that joke only gets more accurate and funnier with time.
A person holding up their hand with an extended thumb in the universal motion for hitchhiking, above a copy of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" resting in a towel on a green director's chair.
A McKinnon G-21G Turbo Goose (an upgraded version of the Grumman Goose). Because really, it's a plane that can land on water, a runway or a rough strip somewhere. This thing can get out of dodge and land anywhere you want, within reason.
A sign at a polling place indicating that the race for LA District 3 for the House of Representatives has been cancelled and that votes cast in the race will not be counted
"It's on!" "It's off!" "It's on!" "It's off!" "It's on!" "It's off!" "That's called _blinking_, boys."
A wooden railing in front of an empty field that once held a bar frequented by astronauts.
A green IKEA Aftonsparv plush toy in an appropriately sized white polyester space suit with blue stripes, propped up in a green recliner for a photograph.
The animator suffers a fatal heart attack in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
A gondola freight rail car with the word "MOW" and "DO NOT HUMP" sprayed on it with spray paint.
"Deep in the Caribbean, the island of Melee..." The opening title screen to The Secrete of Monkey Island.
A space shuttle orbiter performs a "split-s" aerobatic maneuver during a return to launch site abort. The orbiter is in the middle of completing a loop after reaching apogee and is diving downwards while heading back towards its launch site to land.
A GE Vernova turbine wrapped in white plastic packaging, mounted on a rail car at a BNSF classification yard.
A round metal panel with a selector on it. The bottom third is black with white text reading “GENERAL ALARM”.
Two green plush aliens from IKEA partly buried up to their necks in snow that is falling during a blizzard in South Louisiana. The post text reads “Reporting from Louisiana where the snow is approximately half an Aftonsparv in depth”.
A green alien plush (an Aftonsparv bought from IKEA) wearing a fuzzy two-tone green and blue eye mask. The alien is on the edge of a gray bed and appears to be sleeping.
An image from “Hark! A Vagrant” of Edgar Allen Poe peering at a letter with increasing suspicion
Rene Fromage and Kit Mambo from the movie Animalympics running in synch
An image of Earth taken by Voyager 1: “From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it's different. Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. … It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.” — Carl Sagan