hoots

@hoots.bsky.social

4972 Followers 95 Following

youtuber, podcaster, actor, soprano

hoots in an arcade wearing a vintage wedding dress and a short veil, aiming an orange rifle from a hunting game
Marilyn Monroe lifting weights in jeans.
front cover of runners world magazine featuring an interview with harry styles and haruki murakami
elon musk tweet from shortly after his purchase of twitter: "comedy is now legal on twitter"
Headline: "Donald Trump tells soldier's widow 'he knew what he signed up for'"
Hoots and BF kissing at sunset
An incomplete tier list on tiermaker.com. At the bottom is every Stardew Valley character. In the center is a portrait of Hoots in the style of Stardew Valley with a dialogue square that reads "Let's rank these freaks!"
hoots holding two american girls dolls and seemingly giving them wine from a glass. in the background is a bunch of american girls dolls posed in a forest and text and reads "in the clerb we all fam"
if you wanna know what being a youtuber is like i made a joke that beef jerky sucks and is pointless unless you're like the donner party or something and someone called me ignorant and went on a rant about the historical importance of salt curing meat for preservation and then i replied "that point is addressed by my donner party joke tho" and it's like 1000s of those comments every video if you ever decide to be funny or use hyperbole over even the most mundane things and this is why some of us go off the rails and take kombucha showers or whatever
someone added me to a moderation list titled "Drama"
an illustrated image of the titanic headed toward an iceberg with three adorable mermaids sitting on it and the word "MER-SPIRACY!" in all caps
hoots sitting on her pink couch in pink fake satin pajamas in front of her mike with a squinty face, next to her is the word "triggered"
screenshot demonstrating that youtube has age-gated and demonetized the video to fuck
a very sad looking white and brown mutt with freckles and a blue bandana
laura ingraham and two potato faced men looking like shrivled potatoes
Screenshot of latest video featuring an image of Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly, in the upper righthand corner, the UNICEF (USA) fundraiser is currently at $1852.00.
Sepia picture of Audrey Hepburn at the age of 63 in Somalia, holding a starving child, flanked by two Somalian mothers. Red text reads "Fueling Heroism"
An image of Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's garb over a background of penne and a squirt of ketchup alongside the text "penne & ketchup???"
YouTube thumbnail featuring (from left to write) a man in glasses and a blue shirt, hoots, and Audrey Hepburn that reads "Foodies vs Audrey"
Comment from @gooderambles on YouTube: "My husband wanted me to tell you that out of 6 different Youtube videos we've watched on the Titanic sinking, yours was by far the most entertaining."
Skeet from account @hudsonbay2la aka "Super Gay Mom" that reads: "Please note, this Hispanic saint would be detained and arrested by ICE due to his race. #resist #antifa #boycott" account @craxantvs replies: "He's Italian..."
Text from article: "Linehan referred to Ms Brooks by the name "Tarquin' in the statement to police, a name he had made up because he believed she was posh, the court heard. And he referred to her as 'him' throughout."
Panel from The Simpsons where Kirk Vanhouten is standing in front of a race car bed. Original text that reads "I sleep in a racing car. Do you?" But the last portion is scribbled out with black ink and the word "CELL" is written over it so it reads "I sleep in a CELL"
listifications notification telling me that 8 people have blocked me since I posted this two hours ago
Caelan Conrad and Hoots sitting in Cae’s living room with microphones.
Two cats wrapped around their litter box in a bathroom.
Hoots skeet that reads: “Being the only friend not on Ozempic sucks - bitch I'm fucking HUNGRY!!” Underneath is a reply from emilylisa1.bsky.social that reads “Inbox me if you need ozempic”
Screenshot of email sent at 9:17 am that reads “Re: Expert Tips to Optimize Your YouTube Content Hi Dear, This will be my final follow-up regarding my YouTube SEO services. I truly believe these strategies could make a significant difference for your channel, and I'd love to help you achieve your goals”. Sender’s identity has been censored with keyboard emoji.
Email from experian letting me know that my Fico score decreased by 4 points
A white and navy striped boatneck shirt sitting folded on a yellow bedspread.
A photo on the wall of GOAT restaurant in Espoo, Finland of Obama labeled “BURGERS”
Moomintroll holding up a knife threateningly
Screenshot of Hoots from behind performing a bow pose, wearing a green jumpsuit, socks, and black jacket.
Hoots with two girls in front of an Independent Shakespeare Company step and repeat. The blond girl to her right is holding a skull. Hoots is wearing a princes crown.
Spinning around an outdoor tent in Southfield mode, holding a Guinness