horrid

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SATA ANDAGI 25 well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my consequences of my actions of my consequences ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/horridh

king dedede from kirby 64: the crystal shards
a hand holding on to a human heart. the heart has significantly more detail than the hand or the background
a review of weird science "This is my first and so far only John Hughes movie that I've seen in full and it may be the worst first impression I've ever had with a director's work before. This movie is abysmal and mired with the exact kind of toxic masculinity I'd expect from low brow teen comedy of the era. It is also strangely, outwardly racist and deeply uncomfortable to watch. The only fun I had while watching was with both Kelly LeBrock and Bill Paxton's characters, and even then I've seen their characters done better elsewhere. This was written in two days and boy you sure as shit can tell."
the save select screen of mario 64 showing the first save at 100%
box art for invader zim next to text that first says "haha, funny cartoon" which then becomes "my vocabulary has been irrevocably altered"
the same shmee model but more clear
a low poly model of shmee from johnny the homicidal maniac/squee! spinning in a black void
the same reverend meat model but more clear
a low poly model of reverend meat from johnny the homicidal maniac spinning in a black void
the same fillerbunny model but more clear
a low poly model of fillerbunny from... fillerbunny spinning in a black void
vortian prisoner number 777
the same sickness model but more clear
a low poly model of spooky from johnny the homicidal maniac/i feel sick spinning in a purple void
the same doughboys models but more clear
low poly models of d-boy and mr. eff from johnny the homicidal maniac spinning in a black void
the same sickness model but more clear
a low poly model of sickness from johnny the homicidal maniac/i feel sick spinning in a black void
the same nailbunny model but more clear
a low poly model of nailbunny from johnny the homicidal maniac spinning in a black void
the ending screen for demon tides
(non-judgemental, but still very aware gaze)
a stream thumbnail for tony hawk's pro skater
lisa simpson in a state of shock
the twin tower building from detective conan: countdown to heaven
lg-0 in the same outfit as static!miku
lg-0 in a large dark room with rain hitting the windows
a review of final fantasy vii: advent children "Truthfully this deserves two and a half stars but I have a bone to pick with the mere existence of both this and the rest of the compilation works that came out around the same time and after. All of it is wholly antithetical to the original game's message and core themes. A game that is undoubtedly anti-capitalist ironically turned into just another entry in the long list of IP being stretched thin until it no longer makes a profit for its parent company. Even to this day Final Fantasy VII continues to endure (derogatory) with the ongoing remake trilogy that, while it has its moments, completely misses what made the original work in the first place. Though that's a review for another time on another website. As you've noticed with this I haven't actually talked about Advent Children much and that's because it's boring. I could talk about how a lot of it is just retreading major plot beats from FFVII. Or I could bring up how the animation feels floaty and weightless during action scenes leaving them completely devoid of any punch. Or maybe I could touch on the fact that Cloud feels like he's regressed since the ending of the original in a way I chalk up less to intentionality and more as just mischaracterization. But I don't have the passion to really care about any of that because, as I already said, Advent Children is simply just boring."
lg-0 sitting on a clay chair
lg-0 looking at roll from mega man legends
the same image as above without any compositing or background
LG-0 in shutdown with his head and body tilted downwards as their shadow casts in front of them
a more realistic take on my zombie priest character
a review of five nights at freddy's "Generally if the best thing your movie has going for it is that it's "good for the fans" it's safe to say you haven't made a good movie and this one is certainly no exception."
a review of 9 "I miss this era of the 2000s where kids movies were weirdly unpleasant. Or maybe off-putting is a better, less loaded term. 9 and movies like it came out at a very formative time in my life given I was still in the single digits at the time and it, alongside films like Coraline really helped to drive my taste in art in general. On that note it's no wonder that the genre I've gravitated towards most as an adult is horror then. That's not to say 9 is scary, I mean I'm sure some of its imagery would scare a child still but even then I wasn't afraid of movies like 9. Its iconography captivated me, I was so smitten by these poor little puppet creatures and the world they were left by a now extinct humanity. Perhaps too much of my love of this one is wrapped up in its aesthetics, I won't lie they are the film's strongest aspect. Though that said I do think 9 still delivers on a strong yet simple plot. Along with characters that while not much deeper are still easy to get attached to for the minuscule amount of time you'll be spending with them. That may be my only real issue with the movie, I simply wish it were longer. Though maybe its short runtime is part of why I find it so easily rewatchable."
a review of ghostbusters (2016) "Not a good movie in the slightest but at least it doesn't pretend that the original Ghostbusters is something it isn't like the more recent legacy sequels. It's not whimsical, it's a comedy about shlubby exterminators. There are inklings of a better movie in here, but it's really held back by just... not being funny. Great comedic actors are in here but their comedic skill is wasted on a terrible script. Patty was the highlight because she felt the most like the characters from the original movies."
a review of late night with the devil "Heavily bogged down by a flagrant use of generative AI. If they can't be fucked to try then I can't be fucked to care."
a review of lightyear "The worst thing any piece of art can be is uninteresting, unprovocative... Boring. Lightyear is the perfect example of taking a genuinely fun and inventive idea, and sanding it down into the least interesting version of itself it could possibly be. It is a dime a dozen quip filled snore fest that doesn't even use any of the aesthetic strengths from the era the film is supposed to be from."
a review of mad god "Thirty years in the making, Phil Tippett's Mad God is a surreal fever dream of a movie that has to be seen to be believed, and has to be seen multiple times to be fully understood. I struggle to even find a good place to begin talking about this movie, but I suppose its visuals are as good a start as any. Mad God is a gorgeous mixed-media film that tends to focus specifically on stop-motion animation. The characters and world are clearly created with real, sometimes seemingly random, physical objects, and animated by human hands that are not afraid to get dirty. The usage of other mediums at times also gives off an uncanny, almost nightmare-like feeling that adds some well-earned discomfort to the experience. The actual plot and symbolism are even more discomforting, at least from what I can understand of them (I can't exactly claim to be the brightest bulb so if you think things went over my head you probably aren't wrong). I love this movie and all of its disgustingly beautiful attributes, from the bottom of my blood-filled heart."
a review of man of steel. it reads "A genuinely miserable experience from start to finish with nothing likable about it and one of the few movies I genuinely despise. Disregarding how it's just a poorly written version of the character, making a darker take on Superman was a tired trope even at the time. Zack Snyder is and has always been a hack."
raggedy andy
oliver roy with his trademark grin with a cigar floating near his mouth
oliver roy in the backrooms
oliver roy with a cigar in his hand and a large toothy grin on his face
a 3d render of stones in water
a model of the pocketstation shown as a memory card for the playstation 2
a close up of the pocketstation sitting in front of a playstation 1
a photo showing doko demo issyo, poketan, a playstation 1 and the pocketstation on top of a crt tv with ape escape on the screen
specter from ape escape 1
physical copies of the original ape escape trilogy on ps1 and ps2
a redraw of the redraw below of a man with a very large smile giving a thumbs up
a doodle of andre from rayman
a upa inspired design for krang from teenage mutant ninja turtles
brennan lee mulligan going "oh fuck"
tidus from final fantasy 10 on a boat looking out at a vast ocean
a stylized version of jax in a black and white noir style outfit
a lego minifigure with a blank, neutral face
my friend's oc; henri, with her arm up. her arm is a 3d model
a headshot of my ff14 character; rocko bosco