The (fri)end times

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Screenshot of a video featuring a deepfake of Gina Rinehart on a farm wearing a wide brimmed get hat and promising "Passive income of A$30,000 per month. Honest and transparent"
Picture of someone in a surgical mask and gown holding a brown mouse, with text underneath "Researchers reverse autism-like symptoms in mice with one drug dose"
Screenshot of Pauline Hanson allegedly speaking on behalf of "Australia Platform" encouraging people to invest
Screenshot: "Give yourself a nice stretch. You've reached your daily limit" above a picture of a cloud with human limbs stretching, "Explore wellbeing tools" and "Return for now" buttons below
Which was wholly to the good. Being unremarkable in that ragtag rabble of GIs, all attired exactly alike, I ran no risk of betraying my lurid, shaming, guilty secret.
Excerpt from My Queer War by James Lord "I was one of them: a college dropout, single, aged nineteen, and white, number 12183139, brown of hair and eye, with a straight nose, sensuous mouth, slightly protuberant chin, average of height, weight, build, unremarkable, in short, in every outward aspect."
O Herr, gib ihm die ewige Ruhe! Und das ewige Licht Leuchte ihm! Herr, lass ihn ruhen in Frieden! Amen.
Menswear package for brand CLEVER-MENMODE that states "born for MEN, only care for MEN, making you CLEVER MEN" with the recycling logo underneath
An ominous monolith lying across a remote hill. The monolith has a scalene trapezoidal cross section and is lying horizontally
Extract from article: "Joshua Goodfellow has been searching for two months for his first home, which he will use as an investment property. But a trio of interest rate hikes, Labor's tax reforms and global economic and geopolitical uncertainty has forced the 18-year-old to press pause on house hunting."
Snapshot of a BBC article titled "Reform council leader narrowly survives no confidence vote" 18 March 2026, with a picture of 19yo counsellor George Finch and his middle parted guinea pig looking haircut with shaved to the skin sides
View of the sarcophagus in the Roskilde chapel, where many Danish royals are buried
The gold sculpture on top features a dachshund
View from above showing the face of Queen Margrethe's husband carved into the glass
A blue glass pill-shaped sarcophagus supported by sculptural elephant feet
The cropped corner of the below cartoon, featuring the character with a "vegan sickos" labelled jumper peering from behind a tree saying "YES... HA HA... YES"
List of IFS 'parts' categorised under "Managers" "Firefighters" and "Exiles"
Screenshot with purple figure: "If a purchase costs more than $100, I ask myself if I really need it" Ryan's a 27 year old financial advisor with some tricks of the trade. Here's how he's reverse-engineering from where he wants to be
Black and white still from Marlene Dietrich in Stage Fright, wearing a classic suspicious wealthy widow robe. Hands in the air, a man in a suit is behind her looking at her suspiciously
Kmart's "compressed lounge chair", an wrinkly looking armless lounge chair in beige
Screenshot of the Lockhead Martin fashion line - model wearing blue tshirt with a F-35 bomber illustration and cargo pants
Dashare.zone post with skeleton and gaudy word art "Every fucking day I wake up and check the news and all of these mother fuckers are still alive so what the fuck"
List titled "Winter Joys" - Mulled wine, nice candles, tea, hot outfits, silly slippers (Then right down the bottom) Fleeing the country
Elim Garak DS9
Screenshot: Bikinis are not helping any of us (regardless of gender) get closer to God or Heaven
Daily screen time warning from tiktok stating "you've spent 1h on TikTok today. Close it to stay within your daily time, or enter the passcode 1234 to return to TikTok"
Atmos&here brand tshirt listed as "Sasha Waffle SS Tee"
Luigi Mangioni's shackled bare ankles between brown loafers and white dress pants
The Sydney Botanical Gardens livestream of Putricia the corpse plant, with her square hole cut for the purpose of pollination visible to the camera
A convertible parked on the street with a ruffled car cover flaccidly covering the front end of the bonnet and slumped down to the ground
Book left on a garden wall: Treasures of Britain, with a gold cover featuring an illustration of a knight in armour with hands in prayer pose
A May 19, 2019, payment from Taylor had a memo, "head number 7," and a Nov. 20, 2020, transaction was for "braiiiiiins."
A lemon pig staring into the abyss of the new year
Several of the team suffered illness and injury. Davranoglou’s arm was broken in two places while another team member contacted malaria, and a third had a leech stuck to their eye for a day and a half before a hospital team could remove it. Despite the perils of the Cyclops Mountains, they've lost no love for the landscape.
Aldi catalogue listing fans (and a dehumidifier!) titled "ONLY FANS"
A sponsored Instagram post featuring a bird being fed to a crocodile, with the text "are you tired of living pay-check to pay-check?"
An Arabian sand snake, a creature who's eyes pop out of the side of its head like a distressed Muppet
Star trek TNG with Data saying "the Irish Unification of 2024"
Patrick Stewart in a lobster costume, lying in a bathtub, claws raised to the heavens
Countries with the highest price of happiness in USD
Global price of happiness map from smoney.com.au
Test results: Water
Map showing the relative times across Australia tonight, including the unofficial 45 min timezone in WA
A picture of Australia listing the 5 mainland timezones, and 4 additional island timezones
Simpsons screenshots: Looking at the instruction manual bbq pit picture: "Yeah that's a fine looking [inserted] Labor Party" Looking at a mess of concrete and metal: "why doesn't mine look like that?!"
An extract from the constitution: 1.Legislative power The legislative power of the Commonwealth shall be vested in a Federal Parliament, which shall consist of the Queen, a Senate, and a House of Representatives, and which is hereinafter called The Parliament, or The Parliament of the Commonwealth. 2. Governor-General A Governor-General appointed by the Queen shall be Her Majesty's representative in the Commonwealth, and shall have and may exercise in the Commonwealth during the Queen's pleasure, but subject to this Constitution, such powers and functions of the Queen as Her Majesty may be pleased to assign to him. 3. Salary of Governor-General There shall be payable to the Queen out of the Consolidated Revenue fund of the Commonwealth, for the salary of the Governor-General, an annual sum which, until the Parliament otherwise provides, shall be ten thousand pounds.
Christian Cowan X Teletubbies high heeled boots $2500 Which are lime green knee high boots with the head and arms of Dipsy at the top
Platform sneakers for sale: in the colours and with the head decorations of Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, on the toes, and then a black platform sneakers in the same style with the text "Fuck Me Up" on the side
A slice of toast with globs of butter and Vegemite smeared on the left and middle only
Fyre Festival 2 pre sale site, with the first 100 tickets marked as sold out, and tickets 101-500 coming soon at $799 each
"we bulldozed you into this, but when this is resolved you can run me over with any type of vehicle you like. You can nail me to a cross if it helps"
Price tag for coconut and brown rice flours, marked as "Plant Based Flour"
Packets of brown rice and coconut flour, marketed as "plant based flour"
A screenshot from Billy McFarland's tiktok account with him in a bathrobe saying "it has been the absolute wildest journey to get here"