Hot Calc

@hotcalc.bsky.social

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Vtuber & totally rad 90's Computer lady with a terrible internet connection. bad at math, good at being your cool aunt. Icon by @puzzled-artist.bsky.social

No, that's not what we call that
A high elf AKA altmer in Elder Scrolls Shadowkeep
The male nord player character in Elder Scrolls Shadowkeep
A render of Medli, a Rito, whom are the humanoid descendants of the Zora in Windwaker. No I dunno how fish becomes bird
a headshot showing the model's ability to raise the faceplates revealing the inner workings
a headshot of a CLARA VR Chat model re-textured to resemble Hot Calc
Abby is sitting in a very Midwestern church building.
Tears of the Kingdom Link
Abby in a red (should be green) tshirt with the Lorule (should be Hyrule) royal crest.
Funky Heat (Beach Court) - Street Hoop
Cold Discuses what "Shin" means
a nova beast model with a fur pattern resembling Hot Calc
a blue pig/boar with big ole cartoon eyebrows. Their eyes are red with yellow pupils. the image is further out, showing she's got quite the chest.
a blue pig/boar with big ole cartoon eyebrows. their eyes are red with yellow pupils.
Objective of the game ( awesome things that, if not made known to fellow dudes like yourself, would constitute a most egregious oversight on our part.)
Speech bubble implying I'm the one saying this post
hot calc's novabeast model, but with an inverted texture
Hot Calc, whom is in her nova beast form, is crawling up to Midna from Twilight Princess
a martini glass, which because of the lack of transparency has the olive printed on the side of the glass.
A Muppets studio Waldo puppet manipulator and a CGI character also named Waldo (after the manipulator) from 1991
Gladiolus from Final Fantasy XV
Hot calc dodging a cup of hot coffee
Hot Calc wearing a Colovian helm
A stereotypical buxom lady character with big blonde hair and green skin
the most recent version of abby in the AVGN nerd room.
flesh matcaps looking like a collection of orbs of skin
The artfone A400
spider-man screams no and grabs at his Dead Clone Girlfriend
Water snakes? Water wigglers?! I don't even know what these were actually called.
Final Fantasy 15
That same model, but with the Krusty Krab employee hat
That same model but with a large cowboy hat
Hyrule Warriors Midna without her Fused Shadows Helm
Hot calc is shouting baby talk about Godzilla in the background. Abby exhausted says "ignore her, she gets manic and motherly like guys late at night every-so-often"
"made at the Simpsap Studios."
An explosion (it's hot calc who has exploded) with the text "Mission failed"
a terrible photo of a real human face crudely slapped on top of a model from morrowind
Note: There is a second, equally valid version of events: (This is taken out of context from TFwiki)
The post I'm quoting's video has strangely still played but has a permanent "an error occurred" warning text on it
A thumbnail from Reboot depicting the character mouse, who has purple skin and bright orange hair
Brilliant Takes A FORSAKEN CHILD!!!
Little man from X (JP version)
a blurry distorted image of hot calc right outside a public pool dashing to the left
That same thing again with Cold Entropy whom is looking off into the distance and uncharacteristically upset.
that same night scene with Original Generation Abby, also looking out at something. her expression is much more tense, however.
A night scene showing hot calc looking up at something offscreen while relaxing between two palm trees.
Lady Tron's Dinner in New Albany
Harley Quinn Model shiny and wet (FOR NORMAL REASONS!)
Sentence mixing "Borat Voice My wife"
Her husband, Weebam-na with text that reads "Borat Voice My wife!"
A photo of Bejeen crudely edited with arrows and emoji with not only text saying "she is Bejeen?!" But text also labeling that text "her name"
Shaved head Caucasian guy. He's got some earing.
"Vinny reviews the worst Hotdogs he's ever seen" with a single dog thumbnail
Abby (in her marker dog form) is looking at a work laptop on the great fox
Hot Calc is looking rather upset in a desert setting.
A "Harmonica Hank" animatronic. A child sized scarecrow with a skull face playing a harmonica
a very silly edit that makes NL into a starfox 64 radio call
a roll table featuring: the cops, a tentacle monster, the party's incredibly sexy inner demons, Dominatrix Huckleberry Hound, a group of nerdy eggs playing Maid: the RPG, The Ass-eating Giant, A cowgirl Stampede, a swarm is tiny Draculas (AKA "Bela Lugosis"), 2d6 skeletons wielding copper short swords, The Garbage Ape, A comically busty clown, at Disney character, followed by Disney lawyers, German countertenor and Baritone Klaus Nomi, The party's unauthorized sexbot doubles, and a Slime Girl Vtuber.
Cold appears doing perhaps the lowest effort bit possible saying "video games, am I right?" the Jpg compression is extreme to the point of parody. an ironic "Like Comment share" is there in searing yellow text. she's clearly mocking Hot Calc.