Hotmess_Actual

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The Trans Pride flag, oriented longways, with a 'straight pride' chevron pointing-up from the bottom.
I wake up; a powerful person has done something; the public interest suffers; I go to sleep. I wake up…
A single, sealed, tampon sits on the side of the road.
An NB says to a jinn, "I wish I knew how to protect democracy from fascists." POOF! "It it done." says the jinn. The NB looks down to see they are now equipped with a rifle, armor, molotov cocktails, drones, and pipe bombs. "Non-disruptive protests and searching for common ground?" Asks the NB. "Correct." Says the jinn.
Person on Right: Explaining Warhammer: 40K Person on Left: Super Horny
Sign reads "T4T." Cis Men, while staring directly at the sign, "That sign won't stop me because I can't read!"
A road-flattened can of Coca-cola with "Sis" printed on the side.
Captioned "intrusive top thoughts" Nick Wilde, the fox from Zootopia, looks suggestively at the viewer.
A 90 day supply of Descovy, an HIV prevention medication, priced at $7,929.59 (or $88.10/pill) without insurance.
"Catalytic Converters." A sweaty man licking his lips and aggressively salivating
A grinder message which reads, "Show me that dick, boy" but the text is heavily modified by alt characters so that it appears corrupted.
A map depicting The Northwest Passage, an oceanic trade route nested between Geenland and Canada.
Captioned, "P.O.V: You're about to see the biggest gock ever." Laid back on a messy bed, a girl looks at the camera with a sense of excitement. She's wearing a crop top, pleated skirt, fishnets, and stockings.
A produce display being misted.
Animorphs book cover, captioned "Me when the restaurant brings out bread for the table." It features a young boy morphing into a duck.
Boykisser blushing and slightly drooling while making a : 3 face. There's a transparent view into their head, where there is a spiderweb, a fly, and a very tiny brain which is thinking : 3
Captioned "He's going all out." An entire bait-bucket of worms is dumped into the water, where multiple fish are trying to eat them.
Gary Larson's "Thagomizer" comic from The Farside. A caveman stands before an audience giving an academic lecture; referencing the large picture behind him, he uses a stick to point to the lethal tail-spikes of a stegosaurian dinosaur and says, "Now this end is called 'The Thagomizer'... After the late That Simmons."
Several sushi rolls, strangely spaced apart, sitting directly on the concrete bannister of a bridge in Seattle.
Boykisser blushing and slightly drooling while making a : 3 face. There's a transparent view into their head, where there is a spiderweb, a fly, and a very tiny brain which is thinking : 3
Always Sunny title card, "The Gang Wins a Presidential Election."
Frank, from It's Always Sunny, reaching over his shoulder to offer food to someone in the back seat. He says, "Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"
Cyril and Lana, from Archer. Cyril is holding two plates of stir fry.
Stages in the foreground of an atomic blast, Jon Arbuckle pulls a tray from the oven. "Apocalypse is ready." He says to Garfield, looking over with an expression of sly excitement.
U.S. Department of State website with information for 'L.G.B. Travelers.' The T, for transgender, is distinctly missing and the entire page makes no mention of them/us.
Meme with a picture of a coffin. Caption reads, "Uh oh, You made a serious FUCKY WUCKY now you have to get in the forever box."
Jordan Peterson speaking into a microphone
Teary-eyed anime girl hiding under a desk, labelled with "T4T." Just a few feet away is a Terminator bearing a rifle and searching for victims, labelled with "Just had to shoot my shot."
The Breaking Bad diner scene with Jesse Pinkman and Walter White. Jesse, "People should stop demonizing riots." Walt, "What?" Jessie, "Our society has been largely shaped through a history of illegal civil disobedience. These acts are retrospectively seen as justified, but nonetheless we're being told that any further disobedience would be unreasonable." Walt, "Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?"
3 panel comic Embedded in a chaotic scene, a police officer yells, "Spider-Man! There's a kid trapped on the-" "Fuck you," Spider-Man interrupts. Spider-Man turns to address the camera, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"
Animorphs book cover featuring a woman turning into a cheetah. Caption reads: I am done with Self Care. It is time for Others Harm.
Ambivalently toned: Sesame St. character, dressed as a preppy high-schooler whose posed cooly against a wall. The text next to him reads, "That's real fuckin' neato."
The shadow of a fire hydrant, which looks similar to a fantasy sex toy
The Loony Tunes' 'rabbit / duck season' gag, with the last poster edited to say "corpo season;" Buggs and Daffy react to by looking off-screen with silent menace.