Martin Rosner

@hotpaper.bsky.social

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I make Hot Paper Comics

man being shined upon by a light from above, he says: I have so many stories in me! around him are several statements pointing at him: - live with parents - sheltered - childhood dream: become a bird - no education - considered average in every way - over 30
two people at date in a restaurant the person to the left is eating spaghetti with his hands. He has smeared the food over his hands and face. He says: Look, if you want this dick you have to be cool with me being severely mentally ill and unemployed The person sitting across his is shaking while trying to remain calm. An arrow above them pointing at them says: Gut-wrenchingly horny
person sitting in chair in front of a computer with a crude display of Slay the Spire on the monitor man sitting in chair with one leg on the chair, smug expression on his face: I never finished college so I play Slay the Spire on the highest difficulty to feel smart
person sitting in chair in front of a computer with a crude display of Slay the Spire on the monitor man sitting in chair with one leg on the chair, smug expression on his face: I never finished college so I playy Slay the Spire on the highest difficulty to feel smart
person sitting in rubble, left leg crushed under debris: "I know in my heart that Godzilla and I would be best friends" Godzilla is seen in the background rampaging through the city and firing of tis atomic breath
crude sketch of a stick figure laying next to a tree with its eyes closed and a smile on their face. The text next to them reads: "REBORN IN A NEW WORLD WITH AN S-TIER B2B MARKETING SKILL WHERE I WAS IMMEDIATELY STABBED TO DEATH BY GOBLINS"
comic, 3 panels in first row, single panel in second, and 3rd row a drawing not closed off by panel borders panel 1 Happy, content blue blob like character: I am amazing, there should be more of me! panel 2 The blob splits into two, both of them say in unison: Even more! panel 3 There are several more blobs, all saying: MORE! second row, single panel The panel borders are stretching an cracking, the insides are filled to the brim with tiny blue blobs all saying: I SHOULD BE EVERYTHING third row, illustration with out a panel, spreading across the rest of the page The blobs explode in a blue burst creating the stars who are rapidly expanding
stick figure black and white drawing of a fisherman with a baseball cap and fishing rod, sitting in a chair and looking over to his right side at a bucket with a fish coming out of it. The fish says: nice cock
Screenshot from Slay the Spire 2 boss fight, playing with the character Necrobinder against Aeonglass. The boss is about to die as soon as I hit end turn.
picture of small wolf-like furry child sitting on the floor, crying and watching silhouettes implying a family violence - with text in the meme font impact saying: 'HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOUR ITALIAN TEAMMATES FIGHT'
Screenshot from the game Slay the Spire 2 - notably first turn draw being 6 copies of the card Apotheosis, and my deck having 116 cards
gas station at night with meme text on it saying: 3 AM GAS STATION HOT DOG OF INTROSPECTION GOT ME LIKE AS A CHILD NOBODY TOOK ANY INTEREST IN ME AS A PERSON. I BECAME OBSESSED WITH THE IDEA OF BEING KNOWN AND UNDERSTOOD. NOW I SEE THAT THAT OBSSESION MEANT I NEVER GAVE OTHERS THE ATTENTION I WISH SOMEONE HAD GIVEN ME. FROM NOW ON I'LL PUT MORE EFFORT INTO CHANGING MY WAYS
Picture from the game Deadlock, aftermatch screen. Single fram of the character Billy, punk with a goat head, with 11 melee kills, 13 weapon kills, 14 second most kills,, 75k most player damage and 22k most object damage
cover art for the game Grime 2. Main character, wearing a white hooded cloak, holding a hammer with a big nail going through it
Big black dog in front and small dog laying in grass behind him, gnawing at a stick
Graph showing rise of negative steam reviews for Slay the Spire 2 early access after experimental patch drop
Moment before my first Slay the Spire 2 ascension 10 win against The Queen with Necrobinder
Fat white pony that looks similar to a sheep, photographed from up close
TINY FAT SHEEP LOOKING HORSE ON A FARM ON A SUNNY DAY, LOOKS LIKE A FAT SHEEP
People walking in a convection hall
villain(in rough shape): I may have cause thousands to suffer, but if you kill me you'll be the same as me! guy standing next to him says 'I don't care' then proceeds to shoot him
man radiating light
Gator doing a flip on a skateboard
Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'
Movie poster for the movie Predator BADLANDS featuring the two main characters
A picture of me and my dog, an old yellow labrador mix
Ork from Warhammer 40k
The plane from with red dots from the survivorship bias wikipedia page