Hot Sake

@hotsake.bsky.social

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He/Him. Moss respecter. I HAVE A NORMAL AMOUNT OF SOCIAL SKILLS.

A pair of red shouldered blackbirds clinging to a suet feeder. They are black all over except for red shoulders with yellow edges.
A cat sleeping on a cat tower. Her face is just peeking out over the top, and her chin is pushed off to one side. She has one eye cracked in a squinty asymmetric gaze like Popeye. Popeye was a comic and cartoon your great grandparents probably saw, just Google it.
Nancy and Sluggo from the "They pay me in WOIMS" panel, only Sluggo's head has been replaced by Goku's drawn in the style of Nancy. He's holding a cup of senzu beans instead of woims. The speech bubble reads, "They pay me in BEANS"
A brown tabby cat sticking her head out from behind a scratching post. She's in full sun except a line of shadow across her eyes that resembles a bandit mask.
A comic showing a car parked with its front wheel on a prone man's chest. He's giving a little thumbs up. The caption says, "I prefer it this way" The car is labeled "Pasteurization" and the man is labeled "'Healthy' people". There is an illustration of Stan Kelly, The Onion's editorial cartoonist, in the corner with a speech bubble that reads "More like Louis Pisseur."
Auguste Rodin's statue "The Thinker", a totally ripped bronze dude taking a shit
The cover of the sci-fi compilation "Borderlands 3" edited by Thomas F. Monteleone
Portion of an 18th century painted Japanese standing screen, depicting a cat knocking over a container of dice
The epic handshake meme. One arm is "barnacles" and the other is "rock biter from neverending story". The handshake is "rocks are spice". See because barnacles look like fucked up spice mutants from Dune, and Rock Biter thinks rocks are tasty. It only makes sense as a reply, don't worry about it.
The 30 Rock meme of "That's Republican" except Kenneth is saying, "I don't play roguelikes or fighting games. Choosing is a sin, so I always just play Ehrgeiz's dungeon crawl." In the second panel, Jack says, "That's a roguelike, we count those."
A 0/10 quiz score. The caption reads, "Nice Try! You tried your best, and that's what counts! With a bit more practice, I'm sure you'll be able to make Napoleon proud!"
The hind legs and tail of a cat sticking straight out off the edge of a cat tower
A brown tabby cat lying on the edge of an entertainment center. Her loose belly skin is hanging over the edge.
A grey tabby cat lying on the back of the couch with her front legs fully extended and hanging over the back.
Donald Trump wearing a mesh shirt NOT AI
A brown tabby cat with white muzzle glaring at the camera with one eye squinted. She was hanging her head off a cat tower upside down but the picture is rotated 180 degrees to turn her face right side up and make her look silly.
Pam from the office with the caption "They're the same picture."
A mackerel tabby cat lying on her side on a window sill with her tummy facing out. Her upper legs are stretched up so the sun hits her belly.
A freshly baked boule (large round loaf) on a cooling rack
A grey tabby cat lying on her side on a blue fuzzy blanket. One eye is open and staring at the camera.
A grey tabby cat ready to pounce. She's crouched and backed up against the wall with her entire back end vertical and hind feet planted on the wall for takeoff.
Back to back skeets on the timeline: Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social: Everyone knows about training for elite marathons in Kenya and Ethiopia. I'm developing an opposite theory for the Netherlands, but only for training to be solidly mid. It is totally flat. Everywhere I run is *at best* sea level but most is below. Perfectly engineered for non-excellence. My run times have never been better but also I know the second I set out for my first distance run when I go back to visit Michigan I'm going to be dying. Followed by: William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social: You don't 'need therapy', you need to run a sub 20 min 5k. A 19.35 chip time would fix you.
A stack of logs with white fungus starting to show on the cut ends. The entire log is now colonized with shiitake fungus
Two tabby cats lying side by side. The one on the left has her eyes closed and is tilting her head toward her sister. The one on the right is licking behind the other one's ear.
A monowheel vehicle from the 1989 Venus Wars OVA. It looks like a motorcycle with a single large wheel in the middle of the vehicle.
Strong psychological attachments to a particular PDA personality are normal and expected. Speak to a therapist or an Alterra Companion if these attachments begin to interfere with your work and life. Remember that emotional involvement with a machine designed to learn your preferences is a form of narcissism. While narcissism can be a successful business model, it can also lead to many negative outcomes.
An anime maid character with narrowed eyes and a large sweat drop on her head. The arrangement of her eyebrows and the sweat drop resembles the quoted Jeapordy question of: __, __ & __
A grey squirrel sitting on a branch holding some round, thin yellow object roughly as wide as it is. It kind of looks like a cookie and has a wrinkled surface. There's a nibble taken out of it already.
A silver tabby cat sleeping with her hind feet pulled up past her chin. Her toe beans are visible.
Screen cap from Star Wars: Episode 3's opening space battle showing capital ships alongside each other firing broadsides
The movie poster for The Mandalorian and Grogu, cropped to just say "The Mandalorian and" The image in the quoted post below it reads "Gourgus"
Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, a changeling whose natural form is liquid but chooses to walk around as a solid humanoid most of the time. In the image he is reclining on a bed covered in some kind of goop as he loses his ability to hold a solid form for plot reasons.
Wavy Hair, by Shel Silverstein. I thought that I had wavy hair Until I shaved. Instead, I find that I have straight hair And a very wavy head.
Screenshot from Jurassic Park 3 of the velociraptor on the plane saying, "Alan!" I think the Nostalgia Critic used to use this clip a lot as a cutaway gag? Anyway, fuck Doug Walker, he's a piece of shit. And I know snakes and raptors are barely related, fuck you too
A tabby cat reclining on a cat bed. Her eyes are closed and her mouth suggests a sly smile as if she knows she contributes nothing to this household and will never be asked to
A tweet from the official @DOOM Twitter account reading "you control the buttons you press"
A tabby cat sticking her head out of the open flap of a large backpack
The Calvin's dad meme about two types of game. Playing a record? I'll show you something interesting. The two types of games are menus and parkour. All games fall into these two categories. Counter Strike? Menus. Apex? Parkour. Yeah... Baldur's Gate? Menus. Minecraft? Parkour. Despite having a very good menu, MotorSlice is parkour. The last panel is Calvin lying awake at night with an image from the game MotorSlice hovering over his head.
The Calvin's dad meme about two types of game. Playing a record? I'll show you something interesting. The two types of games are menus and parkour. All games fall into these two categories. Counter Strike? Menus. Apex? Parkour. Yeah... Baldur's Gate? Menus. Minecraft? Parkour. MotorSlice? You better believe it's parkour! The last panel is Calvin lying awake at night with an image from the game MotorSlice hovering over his head.
An orange tabby cat laying in a sunbeam. Her eyes are closed and she's licking the back of her paw.
A brown tabby cat sitting on a cat tower with her hind leg fully extended sideways. Her mouth is half open and she's bending down to lick herself.
Lucy Lawless as Xena: Warrior Princess being crucified. Someone is holding a big iron nail to her palm, bout to drive that shit in.
A brown tabby cat laying on a blue cushion in front of a sunny window. Her eyes are closed and her head is lifted into the light in satisfaction.
An image of Dana Scully from the X-Files with the gloved hands of Gendo Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion photoshopped over her mouth in his classic pose, fingers interlinked. Both lenses of her glasses are shining with reflected light, similar to the classic image of Gendo.
Screenshot of the character Burt from the Tremors series. The caption reads, "We're supposed to be up against graboids! I wanted maximum penetration."
a fish with a bug in its mouth taking the place of its tongue
A screenshot from Resident Evil 4 showing Leon suplexing a zombie
Screenshot from Inglorious Basterds where a character reveals they are not a German by using the wrong hand signal for 3.
A Chinese Long March V rocket. Image from Wikipedia.
A silver tabby cat prepared to pounce. Her front paws are on the ground while her butt and rear paws are braced against the wall a foot off the floor.
A pair of red-winged blackbirds cling to a wire suet feeder cage. They are glossy black with red and yellow shoulder patches. One is standing on the top of the feeder with his wings out, leaning to the side like a surfer to balance as it sways. The other clings to the side of the cage, also with his wings out as he has just landed.
A blue bird sitting on a bird feeder
Ryan Gosling from Blade Runner 2049
A sleeping tabby cat with her chin resting on her paw. Her lower jaw is pushed forward giving her a slight underbite.
A tabby cat peeking over the back of a chair with flattened ears and a disapproving frown.
A line of cat paw prints in fresh snow
Agent Smith from the Matrix laughing. The caption at the bottom reads "Agent Smith named the conversation "Dodge This". in the style of an iMessage group chat.
The robot Johnny Five from Short Circuit. A humanoid robot with treads instead of legs. He is wearing a straw hat, denim vest, and red bandana because he wants to be human.