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4k blu rays of Tarsem’s The Cell and The Fall
a text message from @sliceofwife.bsky.social Omg you totally have big dick smile followed by a link to this post
two barely legal ikea nesting tables that look like they're fucking doggystyle in a liminal void
Don draper listening to freddie rumsen say “it was like watching a dog play the piano”
it's snoop d-o-double-g smoking a joint the size of an arm y'all
Shai hulud, the giant sand worm of arrakis from the book Dune above the sarlacc pit from star wars with the twxt “WHO’s BIGGER?” Written between them
the creepy god-bothering mother from donnie darko standing on mrs darko’s doorstep saying “sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle morion” only sparkle motion has been replaced with “penetrative anal sexual intercourse”
Its the cover for dune part two on 4k blu ray with a big ol sandworm mouf comin atcha
the long red hallway of friendship from irreversible (2002)
A pair of jeans with a significant bulge in the crotch, propping up a laptop
harkonnen fireworks exploding in white bursts on their dark home planet of giedi prime
a world war two propaganda poster that says "Uncle Sam Needs That Extra Shovelful" with an image of a sweaty man lit by the fire of the furnace he's shoveling coal into. uncle sam looms behind him, gently touching the shoveler's arm and looking fondly upon the man's hard-working, sweaty, muscled body.
the backrooms, a liminal space with yellow carpeting, wallpaper, and tiled ceilings that have fluorescent lighting. there is a being coming around a wall. it is tall and inhumanly thin, like a poorly drawn stick figure with a vibrating body
logo of the most vaginal nfl team with a clitoris that has the number 17 tattooed on it
a picture of dakota johnson from the red sea film festival in saudi arabia with a caption that reads "dakota johnson says dismembering journalists has "renewed" her faith in film" below it
A pot of hair product (?) named California Naturals
Image of an overhead storage bin with enough space for a tsa approved carryon bag
The cover of the Blur album 13. A painting by the guitarist Graham Coxon of a shirtless young man with black hair looking down and to his right.
snippet from a news article: Auto dealers, many of them Trump supporters, are left to reckon with the repercussions of the president's trade war. In a recent interview with Fox, a Philadelphia-based Ram dealer called the tariffs "traumatic." He recounted the experience of a customer who ordered a $80,000 truck, only to abandon the purchase after the price went up by $20,000. "It's going to sit on my lot, and you know the higher interest rates we're paying right now for floorplan, and nobody's gonna buy the truck because it just had a $20,000 price increase," Ram dealer David Kelleher told the outlet.
The thumbnail to kanye west’s black skinhead video on youtube
the old logo for intel processors that normally reads, "intel inside," but it's been photoshopped to read, "intel inside"
excerpt from a GQ magazine interview with the actor Alan Ritchson where he says, "I think Bernie Sanders is a hero. But it's like, what has he accomplished?"
A screenshot from the music streaming service Tidal of an album by a band named phoenix that looks like it belongs in the metal genre or a subgenre like death or sludge metal
an internet search for thomas kinkade (a schmaltzy painter with a famous quote about eating the rich) that highlights the "explore more" section, where the first person is Jackson Pollock, pioneer of the abstract expressionist movement and noted alcoholic who killed himself and another person in a car crash while driving drunk
a thomas kinkade painting of a pastoral cabin on a lake at magic hour, with animals around it with the painter's most famous quote, "you can't eat the rich if you don't hunt, motherfuckers" in an embossed script font
a picture of feet in chunky heels on either side of a cherry pie with a slice taken out of it
a vineyard on a mountainside with low cloud cover obscuring the mountain top
thumbnail of john mulaney introducing something on snl and his face is starting to look like a young/middle-aged, judgement day-era arnold schwarzenegger i think its the eyes
charles peckham day as "charlie" from it's always sunny in philadelphia in front of a conspiracy mood board wall about a person called pepe silva (season four, episode 10)