fagdoka magicum

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famously horny but in a cute and innocent way like looking at a gorilla jack off at the zoo. doggy woggy who barks for nasty movies and her gay ass wife. minors dni 🔞 she/her/grrrrr

A very funny and very reskeetable insight into cranking the cum chimney that says calling masturbating 'jacking it': ah, the plummage of the modern man. the nomenclature of the clay of the melting pot that is america. a pleasing phrase invented by hard working men and women who shrugged off the weight of the world with one or two calloused hands

calling masturbating 'whacking it': you shrewd dog ape. you hate your body. you detest the celestial flesh. you break the foundation of your sacred temple with a hammer called negligence. this is not self pleasure this is self punishment and you will atone in the garden one day