XYLOPONY!

@hppy.bsky.social

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-18 -creator of #xylosphoningin i will block you if you're an asshole alt: @writetrash.bsky.social

black from the among us tv show
18th #birthday may 22nd
xpi episode list season 1 1. Pilot 2. Babyshitting 3. Zzz 4. That's It You Are Grounded Grounded Grounded For One Million Episodes Go To Your Room Now 5. Xylophonies 6. Babyspitting 7. The Body Swap Episode Because Why The Hell Not 8. Re-hue-nion 9. Lore Dump 10. Jack Dies And Doesn't Come Back 11. No Seriously 12. Farewell, My Little Calcium Boy
Meow approaches a woman. Meow: Hey, lady! You wanna- Girl: I have a boyfriend. Meow: Of course you do. Meow Meow slaps the bitch into the ground, then he stomps on her repeatedly, then pulls out a gun and shoots her, then he grabs a hammer and slams it into her, then pours out gasoline on her, then lights her on fire with a match, then walks away.
yeeesh... fuck i guess i'll do alt text for this! all da drawings: 1. sat hitting a pose 2. fucked up sat saying "hey" 3. sat whoopin hue for being an L gooner degen smh 4. a tired sat, with text that reads "used to work 25 hours a day to support hue" an arrow points to a happy sat, with text that reads "once she (hue) left home (at 22 by the way because she was lowkey a freeloader...) she (sat) could finally relax!!! 5. two silly up drawings of hue and sat's face, with the text "unicorn shenanigans" in the middle. hue says "penis." for some reason 6. hue hugging sat, saying "love you mama!" while her unicorn horn stabs sat in the eyeball, making blood spurt out. sat is hugging back, saying "love you too... now get your horn out my fuckin' eyeball." 7. elongated and nakey sat 8. a random smiley face with text that says "smile." next to it 9. sat coming across a shriveled up + nude hue hiding in attic, smoking weed and listening to the brown note (the note that is supposed to make you shit). the dialogue is as follows: sat: "why hide in the attic? idgaf if you blaze it, dear." hue: *cough* "FUCK that's good" sat: "how high does one have to be to get nude and listen to the brown note for 4 hours??" that's all hope you liked the doodles!!!!! buh-bye!!!!
this is a joke diddy blud