Harvey

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Ancient millennial. Negative emotions are emitted from this aperture when guards are removed and interlocks defeated. Avoid direct or reflected exposure. Do not stare into abyss with remaining eye.

The martians from Sesame Street (the ones who go "phooone???") but with a caption reading "Product?" and "Manage???"
Next Generation Title Card: " Sorry about giving you false hope for a brighter tomorrow. It's just a dumb show, kid."
A start trek next generation title card which reads "If Riker has sex with his transporter clone is it gay or masturbation? Because he would have. He would have."
A fake star trek the original series title card which reads "THE MIRROR UNIVERSE IS NOT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL".
From left to right: Observer (Bill Corbett), Pearl Forrester (Mary Jo Pehl), and Bobo (Kevin Murphy).
Standard cat reading newspaper meme.
Flow chart question "IF YOU LET IT GO, WHAT DOES IT DO?" whose options are "HISSES AND RUNS AWAY" and "SCREECHES AND FLAPS AROUND THE ROOM BREAKING THINGS" which lead to "CAT" and "SEAGULL" respectively.
Screenshot from a Repebble blog post wherein it is explained that the first requirement is being "a kind, generally positive and optimistic person".
A screengrab from Futurama showing the screengrab from the end of the anti-robot/human relationship propaganda short. Its a crocodile in a big pope hat, he's giving the old hand gesture from paintings where a religious figure is speaking and expects your attention. He's surrounded by a circular seal or roundel which in part reads "Crocodylus Pontifex" which some kind of hybrid of latin binomial and quasi Catholic latin. Theres some other pseudo alien gibberish that kinda looks like something from star wars.
Screenshot of the Shiftall Meganex product page which reads, in part, "Comfortable Even When Lying Down" followed by the usual marketing prattle. Go read their page, I'm not retyping it all.
Sure Grandma meme template: Grandma: Operating system calls used to be made by triggering interrupt 21. Younger Woman: Sure grandma, let's get you to bed.
Bernie Sanders mittens meme blank template.
Dr. Beverley Crusher, who is trapped in a reality created by her mind inside a static warp bubble, asks her Big Screen LCARS terminal "If this were a bad dream, would you tell me?". The computer does not give a cogent answer because A) its a computer B) it's only as real as her mind makes it.
Johnathan Frakes, best known for his role as first officer Will Riker on Star Trek: The Next Generation, is standing on the set of the bridge of the Enterprise D in a behind-the-scenes clip. He is dressed in what was considered fashionable in the early 90s (and not his costume). His hands are in front of him as though hefting invisible… melons. The caption reads: "It's Metamucil and black printer's ink." Which is the composition of the black goo creature called Armus who killed Tasha Yar.
Picard is in his ready-room, and is very defensively saying "nothing lies beneath" to someone who is trying to get more intimate with him.
Photograph from circa 1905 showing severa people around an extremely large kite, sitting on the ground, made of hundreds of indistinct hollow triangle shapes.
A moustachioed man in Victorian era suit and shoes sits in a incredibly primitive piece of exercise equipment with his legs raised as though in a recliner.
Dr. Beverly Crusher leans toward her big-screen console in sickbay and, in desperation, asks the computer a pointless question: "If this were a bad dream, would you tell me?"
A Mystery Science Theater 3000 host segment in which Mike Nelson is dressed as Captain Katherine Janeway of Star Trek: Voyager.
Two buttons meme with both buttons being pressed simultaneously, labeled as in the OP image: "I'm aware" and "Wow, rude"
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The Whitehouse scene from Idiocracy, but instead of the Secretary of State saying "Brought to you by Carl's Jr." it says "Brought to you by F A C T O R _" because I'm utterly fed up with seeing native ads for their stupid food service.
Image macro of very displeased Husky dog with text reading "SKEPTICAL DOG IS SKEPTICAL"
Leeloominaï Lekatariba-Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat de Sebat (aka "Leeloo") from The Fifth Element stares upwards and laments "I don't know love."
(Austin Powers Meme) HOW BOUT NO YOU CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD
Liz Lemon: What a week, huh? Jack Donaghy: Lemon, it's Wednesday.