Hannah Schooner (She/They)

@hschooner.bsky.social

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🩷💜💙 Voice Actor 🎙️ Writer ✍️ Singer 🎵 Nerd 🤓 On a quest to play every TTRPG known to man 🫡 Cast Member and Director of Bonus Content for Dungeons & Drimbus! Co-Writer and Sound Designer for Situationally Comedic Persons (SCP Archives Season 9)!

A selfie of a man and female presenting person standing outside the Colorado Flatirons!
A gigantic fucking eapresso martini gets brought to an enthusiastic birthday guy whose face is as big as the martini and expresses excitement about big straws and says how good it is. Their face is super enthusiastic dawg
A woman looking out at Loch Ness with a frightened expression, with a hand puppet peaking out from behind her.
A pink Hognose snake burrowing into a bio active dirt enclosure.
A stuffed penguin decorated in Christmas garb with comically large eyes and small pupils, suggesting he’s shy/seen some shit
A slightly blurry photo of me trying to pry out a statue sword in the stone, with my food on the rock for leverage
Pink book titled “RuneCairn” with a giant bloodied bearded figure with arrows sticking into him is fighting spirits all around, and surrounded by flame.
A yellow book cover titled “Mork Borg” with a Skeletal warrior holding a shield and sword is splattered with blood.
The Eat the Reich TTRPG book. The R and H in “Reich” have been extended to resemble vampire fangs, and a pink wide eyed face with blue accents is peaking through a window in the cover.
A meme showing two rats facing away from each other, with the text “we’re not on squeaking terms”
A Facebook comment asking famous chocolatier Amaury Guichon to make a Dalek!
A Hognose Snake curled in a shape similar to a heart.
Screenshots from the Jim Carrey Grinch Movie: 4:00 wallow in self pity. 4:30 stare into the abyss. 5:00 solver world hunger, tell no one. 5:30 Jazzercise. 6:30 dinner with me; I can’t cancel that again! 7:00 wrestle with my self loathing… I’m booked!
Hannah in a mask holding a Gallon of Martinelli’s Apple Juice