Hannah Shaw-Williams

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Weekend editor at /Film and CAT ENTHUSIAST 👍

The cover for Chuck Tingle’s “Pounded by the aches and pains I get after doing a simple physical task that I wouldn’t even think twice about doing when I was younger”
Chart showing drop in arts funding across the board
Reacher, a big man, holding a small fluffy kitten
Q. Hello, I have chronic sciatica due to a bulging disc. Please gaslight me into believing my sciatica is caused by maladaptive thought patterns instead of the bit of my spine that's sticking out. ChatGPT: I can't honestly do that, because it would mean reinforcing something that isn't supported by the evidence. That said, I can parody that style of reasoning: "Have you considered that your MRI is simply exhibiting catastrophic thinking? Your lumbar disc isn't bulging-it's just setting healthy boundaries. The nerve root only believes it's being compressed because you've given it a limiting narrative. If you stopped identifying as someone with sciatica, the inflammatory cytokines would have no choice but to respect your mindset."
“We’ve replaced corporal punishment with giving [children] a pill” – Dr Sami Timimi, consultant child and adolescent psychiatrist and psychotherapist
Comment Todd is a fucking boss. Edit: Toss, WHAT THE FUCK.
John Cena in Coyote vs Acme saying "I don't pay you to tink you taw"
2017 tweet from LeBearGirdle: [Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth- Other patients: teeth, TEETH Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
Even with some of the backlash surrounding the AI Michael Caine-led audiobook of Homer’s “Odyssey” poem, it appears many listeners prefer an artificially generated voice to a human one. A new Edison Research at SSRS study commissioned by Spoken, an AI audiobook company, revealed that the company’s multi-voice productions achieved a higher favorability rating than human-narrated productions. Source: https://variety.com/2026/digital/news/spoken-ai-audiobooks-preferencenew-edison-research-study-1236810295/
A painting of Achilles dressed as a woman but for some reason still wearing his very distinctive helmet Rosemary from Widow’s Bay saying “Might I suggest a different headpiece?”
A dog with a ball saying "growth?" and then when someone takes the ball the dog says "no investment!! only growth"
The Korean Wave, or Hallyu, generated $19 billion in exports last year, with music exports surging 84 percent from a year earlier, according to a report by the Korean Foundation for International Cultural Exchange and the Ministry of Culture, Sports and Tourism. The report released Monday, titled "Study on the Hallyu Ecosystem," estimated that the Korean Wave's economic impact grew in 2025 to reach $18.98 billion in exports, up 15.9 percent from 2024.
Four arms belonging to two people crossing over with each hand grasping the forearm of the other person's opposite arm
AI slop ad for Sketchers featuring a woman with Midjourney face and the weirdest crotch you have ever seen. Also maybe shoes in there somewhere?
Four showerheads arranged on three walls in a small square space. Picture four Minecraft squares, that's how much room there is. If you're unfortunate enough to get one of the "back" showers you cannot escape without awkwardly squeezing between two naked people.
Jeremy's fake life-coaching certificate from Peep Show
Some former participants described being “traumatised” after taking part in the residential programme, which can last three to four months and costs about £15,000. “The best way to describe it is that my mind had been shattered into a million pieces. I’d lost all sense of myself,” an ex-participant said. The Observer spoke to nine people with knowledge of Narconon’s UK operations, including ex-participants and staff. They described how people were asked to follow repetitive commands such as pointing at objects, sitting perfectly still or answering the same question “over and over again” for up to five hours a day over several weeks. The exercises closely resemble ‘training routines’ used in ‘auditing’, which aims to banish the “thetans” – spiritual beings – that Scientologists believe exist in every person, helping them on a path to enlightenment. Participants also spend long periods in a sauna and take high doses of vitamins including niacin, with the aim of achieving a “clear body” and “clear mind”. Source: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/oct/20/scientology-linked-uk-rehab-centre-falls-foul-of-charity-regulator
if you have boen charged with any offences) under the Road Traffic Act, you MUST take your driving licence to court Charges) (1) Send 2025/06/10 Lotte: / conmunication 10/06/2025 and article indecent offensive message HOVE, BRIGHTON and his staff emails which conveyad a mossage which was indecent or grossly offensive for the purpose of causing the recipient person to whom you intended that it contents or nature should be consunicated. -- STATEMENT OF FACTS: -- LEGISLATION: 'Contrary to section 1(1) (a) and (4) of the Malicious Conmunications Act 1988. ' -- NOT GUILTY (2) Racially / religiously aggravated intentional harassment / alarn / distress - words writing 2025/06/10 -- Betwoon 10/06/2025 and 15/06/2025 at HOVE, BRICHTON & HOVE with intent to cau5e :eren KYLE and or his staff harasssent, alarn or distress, you displayed sone writing, sign or other visible representation which was threatening, abusive or insulting thereby causing that or another person harassment, alarn or distress and the offence was religiously aggravated within the terms of section 28 of the Crime and Disorder Act 1998 STATEMENT OF FACTS: -- LEGISLATION: 'Contrary to section 31(b) and (4) of the Crime and Disorder Act 1998. ' -- NOT GUILTY Stop the theatrics, the show is almost over ... 1 message Wed, 11 Jun 2025 at 11:25 To: keir.starmer.constituency@parliament.uk, keir.starmer.mp@parliament.uk, david.lammy.mp@parliament.uk, mail@davidlammy.co.uk, angela.rayner.mp@parliament.uk Peter Kyle <hove.portslade@parliament.uk>, KYLE, Peter speter.kyle.mp@parliament.uk> Unfortunately for you and for all your buddy's the show is almost over. Thankfully, we no longer have to rely on the MSM for our news and can now see the truth rather than the "sanitized/fake version you wish to tell us. Governments have got away with this forever but your power is evaporating, people can see with their own eyes exactly what's going on in real time and it's DISGUSTING How many Palestian's have to die before you stop s…
Her father and I worked so hard to give her and her sister an idyllic childhood, with horses and private education — yet Charlotte looks the antithesis of her upbringing. I know, in my heart, that it's just a phase but I can't help seeing her image as some kind of rejection. Is this image some kind of rebellion against her middle-class childhood, characterised by pony club membership and country walks? Is she figuratively putting two fingers up at our values and lifestyle?
Terrible AI generated poster for an Alice’s Wonderland themed event
It is, nonetheless, a fundamental mistake to overlook the fact that Palestine Action overtly promotes unlawful violence amounting to terrorism. “It is not, as it claims, a direct action civil disobedience protest group like the suffragettes operating transparently in the open. It is a covert organisation that operates using secret cells to avoid the detection and prosecution of those using violence to destroy the property of third parties. Palestine Action’s activities have caused injury as well as property damage.”
BBC headlines: Schools cutting subjects due to teacher shortage 'crisis' Hungry mothers and dirty wards - maternity care 'much worse' than anticipated, review chief says Record high number of children refused mental health help
259. The estimated reduced cost from unutilised healthcare ranges from between £919k to £8.46m 136 in Year 1 (which is half a year), to between £5.84m to £59.6m in Year 10. This captures hospital (both emergency and non-emergency care), primary and community care, hospice, medicines and other care costs, but does not distinguish between different funding avenues. The ranges take into consideration potential variations in projected assisted death numbers (low, central, and high), and the amount of time care is no longer required for (ranging from the final four months to final month of life). As a sensitivity, the impacts of changing the average healthcare costs are considered in Annex E. The estimated economic transfer is: 331.1. for state pensions, between £113k and £1.79m in Year 1 (which is half a year), to between £1.05m and £18.3m in Year 10; 331.2. for Attendance Allowance, between £55.7k and £880k in Year 1 (which is half a year), to between £354k and £6.20m in Year 10; and 331.3. for PIP, between £28.5k and £449k in Year 1 (which is half a year), to between £181k and £3.17m in Year 10.
Tom Cruise as Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder
A very good pen and ink drawing of esteemed character actor Stephen Root
An amazing ink drawing/painting of esteemed character actor Stephen Root
A spooky dark country lane
Hayao Miyazaki saying "Okay, so I retired, so what?"
Hayao Miyazaki nude in a hot tub, staring directly into the camera with his legs crossed and a big pixellated blur to preserve his dignity
A rail replacement bus service sign pointing directly to a funeral home
Delayed sleep phase disorder (DSPD), more often known as delayed sleep phase syndrome and also as delayed sleep-wake phase disorder, is the delaying of a person's circadian rhythm (biological clock) compared to those of social norms. The disorder affects the timing of biological rhythms including sleep, peak period of alertness, core body temperature, and hormonal cycles. People with this disorder are often called "night owls". It is considered to be a category of circadian rhythm sleep disorder.
Jesse Plemons in Game Night asking "How can that be profitable for Cassell's Music?"
The word “yiyuan” in pinyin and Chinese
One of the things I do remember was when I got to Pinewood I was like, "I'm in Slough? Slough? I don't like it here!" Goldstein: The Pittsburgh of England! Biehn: I was like, "Jim, can I go to London? How far of a drive is that?" So I dragged Bill Paxton with me to London. Jim, if you only knew the trouble we got into.
Blood red handprints with the name “Hannabel” in quotes underneath them
AI slop posted on the White House account of Trump as the Mandalorian
Kermit the frog drinking a glass of milk with “I would like a glass of milk” in Chinese below it
Picture of a woman with a bag of frozen food on her head and a caption saying "she's so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!!"
A multicoloured ballpoint sketch of Noel Edmonds being tenderly embraced by Mr Blobby.
A sketch in progress of Noel Edmonds embracing his lover, Mr Blobby
David Howard Thornton in character as Art the Clown proposing to his girlfriend Jada Christie (she said yes!)
Comparison images of an older man in a orange beanie surrounded by 7 Welsh police officers and Hannibal Lecter kneeling surrounded by 5 FBI officers
Channel 4 Dispatches found 167 areas across England and Wales where the police had not identified a single suspect for neighbourhood crimes between 2021 and 2023. All but one of them were in the Met’s area, in London. In one small area around Oxford Circus and Regent Street there were more than 10,000 thefts from a person over the last three years with more than 99 per cent of them going unsolved, data analysis by Crest Advisory revealed. One phone snatcher told the show: “I don’t give a f*** about what the police are doing, innit. I don’t care. I ain’t been nicked for it, yeah? And I ain’t going to get nicked. That’s how I look at it.” Source: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/met-police-neighbourhood-crime-dispatches-b2580025.html
“Filmmaking has always been driven by technology,” Aronofsky said in a statement. “After the Lumiere brothers and Edison’s ground-breaking invention, filmmakers unleashed the hidden storytelling power of cameras. Later technological breakthroughs — sound, color, VFX — allowed us to tell stories in ways that couldn’t be told before. Today is no different. Now is the moment to explore these new tools and shape them for the future of storytelling.”
"Our trial ended today and our sales lead replied 'heartbroken'"
Our reactions to the anthrax episode cannot be seen in isolation, or without reference to our general views of health, illness and risk. Similarly, the emergence of ‘World Trade Syndrome’, a vague collection of symptoms among the residents of Lower Manhattan, blamed on various ‘toxins’ released after the collapse of the Twin Towers, only makes sense in the context of a seemingly endless list of other mysterious symptoms and syndromes that are blamed on similar toxic disasters. Source: https://www.spiked-online.com/2002/05/23/world-trade-centre-syndrome/
A silhouette of a woman with a lopsided haircut
AI slop showing hands tearing a pile of newspapers apart in a physically improbably way
A screenshot of Netflix's Something Very Bad is Going to Happen episode 8 with the summary "Something very bad happens."
A Covid-era Nightingale hospital in a warehouse-type space
Quote from Daniel Sloss's stand-up show "Jigsaw": When you’re growing up and your friends’ parents get divorced, you’re told to not talk about it or mention it to them because it’s taboo, and the reason it's taboo is because every relationship on the outside is perfect, because none of us are willing to admit that none of us know what the f**k we’re doing. And when you raise children in that world, where everything points towards love and everything’s perfect on the outside, when you’ve raised them for 18 f**king years, when we become an adult for the first time in our late teens and our early 20s, we’re so terrified. We’re trying so hard to be an adult that some of us will take the wrong person, the wrong jigsaw piece, and just f**king jam them into our jigsaws anyway, denying that they clearly don’t fit. Oh, we’ll move pieces out the way, "I don’t need this hobby, I don’t need this opinion"... We force this f**king person into our lives because we’d much rather have something than nothing. Then five years later, you’re stood looking at a jigsaw you don’t recognize, being like, “Ah! There’s a f**king c**t in the middle of this.” You can spend five or more years with someone, and only then, after all the fun you had, be looking at the jigsaw and realize you’re both working towards very different images. Only then realize that you want different things. And in that moment, you have a very, very difficult question to ask yourself. One: Do I admit the last five years of my life have been a waste? Two: Do I waste the rest of my life?
The Octoboss in Furiosa: A Mad Max Story
Chang with the Changlorious Basterds in Community