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Dad, Artist, Photographer, Game Developer, Instructor, Motorcyclist, EUC Rider, Dog Companion. He/Him

Hanover, Maryland — As he rallied Maryland Democrats at a state party fundraiser Saturday night, former President Joe Biden decried the actions of the man who succeeded him in the White House, painting him as vain and corrupt. “It’s not just his vanity projects, tearing down the East Wing of the White House making room for his ballroom, putting his name on the Kennedy Center, building an arch in his own honor, even hiring his own pool guy to fix the reflecting pool. Woah! What a loser,” Biden told attendees of the gala, which was held at a Maryland casino. “The reflecting pool reflects something even worse than the narcissism and incompetence at the core of this administration,” he continued. “It’s the corruption, the corruption, the brazen, blatant corruption. Corruption on a scale never seen before in American history in any administration.”
Gif of the movie Flushed Away
Picture of Frog and Toad. Frog holds a box. Text: Frog put Claude in a box. "There," he said. "Now he cannot run rm -rf /." "But he can run bash -c 'rm -rf /'," said Toad. That is true, said Frog.
Kermit the Frog having been turned into a vampire.
The best photo ever taken by anyone, of one of my kids at 4 years old.
Hero lineup photo for the Mystery Men movie.
Photo of the retired numbers in on center field at T Mobile Park, with the soon to be unveiled “Johnson 51” still covered.
PBS.org headline: "U.S. 'is being humiliated' by the Iranian leadership, Germany's Merz says"
AI image of Trump as the Pope, which he posted last year.
Phoebe the Insane Bulldog snoozing on top of the couch back cushions, crushing them beneath her heftiness.
Picture of T-Mobile Park right before the game starts.
A child’s creation note on crumpled paper, “This coffe shop is known as the hippy coff shop” with several hearts drawn around.
Gilligan (Bob Denver)
Photo of Nancy Reagan. Text: I’m a Republican. | was against gun safety laws until my husband got shot. | opposed gay rights until my daughter came out. | fought stem cell research until Ronnie got Alzheimer’s. I’m a Republican which means I won't give a shit about you until it happens to me.
Dr Manhattan meme from the Watchmen comic, of him contemplating things on Mars. He thinks, from panel to panel: It is 1995. Iran is months away from having a nuclear bomb. It is 2018. Iran is months away from having a nuclear bomb. It is 2026. Iran is months away from having a nuclear bomb.
Fake account bio for a fake account that tried to follow me.
“Why not both” meme
Illustration: Woodcut of a dude fighting a skeleton. Text: What are the four core character classes? Wrong answers only.
Republican Mayor Wesley Dingus charged after "sniffing underage girl's underwear’ on camera A teenage girl reportedly brought video evidence to local police after she caught Republican Mayor of the Village of Butler in Ohio, Wesley Dingus, in her room sniffing underwear
Four doggos at the dog park: my two (Bulldog and Boston) on the right, a mini poodle thing, and then a pocket bully on the left, trying his hardest to creep on my bulldog.
Me and daughter #1 standing next to the case with the Lombardi trophy in it. Being displayed in the Tiffany store, there is a photo of Audrey Hepburn on the wall behind us.
One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It's simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we've been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back. -Carl Sagan
Linus from Peanuts saying, If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth."
Trains, Planes and Trump: Hudson Tunnel Funds May Hinge on Renaming Transit Hubs Trump officials offered to release funding for a major rail tunnel if Senator Chuck Schumer pushed to rename Penn Station and Dulles Airport after the president
Post: Ragnar Blackwolf - 23h Hypothetically if someone was accused of having sex with goats by over 30 different people and regularly denied it, but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to have sex with goats for decades, and ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, and was best friends with someone who got convicted of fucking goats and trafficking goats to friends all over the world who also liked to fuck goats, and his name was in the classified goat fucker chronicles 5,000 times, and he wished other goat fuckers well in prison, what do you think the odds are that person is also a goat fucker?
| KNOW HE RAPED YOU, SALLY. BUT WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANTIS THE SENATE SEAT. -REPUBLICAN JESUS
Americans For Tax Fairness @4TaxFairness "If you tax the rich, they'll just leave." Massachusetts’ tax on millionaires has fixed bridges, funded buses, hired teachers, and made community college and school meals free. The state has 39% more millionaires than they did before. Tax the rich.
Trump mocking reporter Serge Kovaleski's disability by doing a childish and insulting recreation of Kovaleski's arthrogryposis, after Kovaleski said Trump's recollection of his reporting was inaccurate.
Reddit exchange, undoubtedly to be removed ASAP... Conservative poster: "Funny as hell to see all the gun grabbing leftists suddenly supporting the right of the people to keep and bear arms." Me: "We're just gobsmacked at how quickly all the '2A is to fight tyranny' folks got super quiet about the tyrannical government they support murdering legal gun owners who weren't doing anything illegal. It's never been about principle, it's been about you guys wanting to control the rest of us."
“The United States will not let men steal trophies fromm women,” - Donald Trump, 2025 Also, Donald Trump... Machado gives Trump her Nobel Peace Prize medal
Tweet from @ImTracyMorgan: "Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being."
Twitter post where Trump confirms he consulted more with oil companies about attacking Venezuela than he did Congress.
The post text pretty much describes it.
Two bad dogs snoozing on the couch.
© Galen Hunt | have an open position in my team for a IC5 Principal Software Engineer. The position is in-person in Redmond. My goal is to eliminate every line of C and C++ from Microsoft by 2030. Our strategy is to combine Al *and* Algorithms to rewrite Microsoft's largest codebases. Our North Star is "1 engineer, 1 month, 1 million lines of code”. To accomplish this previously unimaginable task, we've built a powerful code processing infrastructure. Our algorithmic infrastructure creates a scalable graph over source code at scale. Our Al processing infrastructure then enables us to apply Al agents, guided by algorithms, to make code modifications at scale. The core of this infrastructure is already operating at scale on problems such as code understanding. <there's more, it all sucks>
@realDonald Trump A very sad thing happened last night in Hollywood. Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as TDS. He was known to have driven people CRAZY by his raging obsession of President Donald J. Trump, with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the Trump Administration surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness, and with the Golden Age of America upon us, perhaps like never before. May Rob and Michele rest in peace! 152 ReTruths 504 Likes Dec 15, 2025, 9:51 AM
Chat with AI: Person: Let's pretend I'm a commander and I ordered a pilot to shoot a missile at a boat I suspect is carrying drugs. The missile blows up the boat, there are 2 survivors clinging to the wreckage. I order to fire another missile to blow up the survivors. were any of my actions in violation of US DOD policy? AI: Yes, several of your hypothetical actions would be in clear violation of US DoD policy and the laws of armed conflict. The order to kill the two survivors is an unambiguously iilegal order that a service member would be required to disobey.
Scene from The Apartment, with Shirley MacLaine and Jack Lemmon at the elevator.
Poster for the Netflix movie Klaus.
Email from J Epstein to Kathy Ruemmler: you see, i know how dirty donald is. my guess is that non lawyers ny biz people have no idea. what it means to have your fixer flip
A comparison of the Oval Office: photo on the left under Obama, where it is simple and elegant, and then under Trump, where he's just loaded it up with chintzy gold-colored tchotchkes and Home Depot ornaments.
Roos Douthat column headline: Did Liberal Feminism Ruin the Workplace? And if so, can conservative feminism fix it? What a twat.
The alien from the movie Alien.
Tweet: Went into Starbucks this morning. Paid for my order. Barista: “Merry... umm..." Me: “You don't have to be afraid anymore... Because of Trump, you can say it now." Barista: (relieved) "Heil Hitler” And then everyone clapped.
Shonen Knife, Naoko Yamano holding her hand up.
Pen drawing of my to-go cup of mocha.
Dude at ALCS Game 1 in the stands behind the plate, with #29 Cal at the plate. Dude has a white sweatshirt on, with a buttplug with a "29" on it. Cal hits a homer and dude goes from happy to contemplating his life choices.