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Angeleno who misses Brooklyn, Covid Long-hauler, Health Scientist, pro-mask, Blue as hell. Proud Auntie to LGBTQIA niblings. And whoever needs it. No private bits or crypto, thanks. Current ponder point: natural vector of the English Sweat. 🇨🇦🇲🇽

1950 style picture of woman holding cup of coffee with caption, “I can’t believe it’s WWIII season already.. I still have my pandemic decorations up.”
Ad promoting a Disneyland $50 park hopper ticket for kids ages 3-9.
Pudgy, be-spectacled, red headed man w/sparse beard, pink with sunburn and self importance, pointing at the camera and yelling angrily.
Alien puppet from Star Trek, the original, looking a lot like Mitch
Trump’s former admin employee Hogan Gidley (guess his mother loved wrestling?) wearing a lank, stringy, badly styled toupee looking greasy in general.
Report that James Woods has locked his X account after reports that he knowingly tried to entice a 16 yr old girl and her friend on a trip to Las Vegas.
Screen shot of one person texting “Thank you” and the other responding with “Who is this? What are you talking about? I’VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE IN MY LIFE!!” (just kidding- you’re welcome!)
Picture of Trump waving a fist surrounded by Secret service at his first “assassination” attempt. Only instead of the caption “Fight! Fight!” the caption is “Smite! Smite!”
Picture of the most evil tortoise in history (McConnell) and caption, „Senate Republican leaders say they‘ve spoken to Mitch McConnell as he remains hospitalized. (And I‘m selling the Brooklyn Bridge on QVC).
Side by side comparison of Van Eyke wedding couple’s groom and Putin. Uncanny likeness.
Incoherently rambling, smelly old man standing at podium w/ a score of men in moustaches, blue shirts and tan cowboy hats/suspenders behind him.
Bill Maher and two other Z listers smirk in front of a “Mark Twain award” banner.
anonymous Public Service announcement warning that planting bamboo near data centers may cause extreme difficulties for those building.
A fire breaks out at Spencer Pratt’s campaign office in Pacific Palisades.
The equation stating that you cannot simultaneously know both the precise position and the exaxt momentum of a subatomic particle.
Fox News has been advised to stop highlighting Mamdani’s policies bc even Fox viewers are finding the policies more and more appealing.
Pic of Hegseth giving a thumbs up. Caption: The same administration that fired 1,000 CA Physicians and 3,000 nurses, gutted funding for homeless veteran programs and ended an affordable mortgage program- forcing 10,000+ vets into. foreclosures- Just announced automatic draft registration starting on December.”
Reposted tweet w/ Pictures of A- the Lousiama State Congress B- A worried looking pug puppy. Photo caption: “Louisiana Democrats introduced a bill to ban beastiality. Ten Republicans voted against it.” Repost Caption: “10 Republicans WHAT??!!”
People’s Temple cult leader Jim Jones regularly staged fake assasinatipn attempts on himself to manipulate his own followers
Picture of Trump with inset photo of a chocolate cake. Title: “Trump Shares Recipe for Famous ‘Better than Pedophilia Cake’”.
Rudy Giuliani is in a hospital in critical condition. I hope he gets the same care that he would wish for a disabled transgender immigrant.
When Clinton banned assault weapons in 1994, mass shooting deaths dropped by 43%. When the GOP Congress let the bam expire? Mass Shootings shot up by 239%. We need to ban assault weapons again!
Elderly, balding gent in suit, tie, and dark rimmed glasses stoically continuing to eat his dinner as everyone around him is huddled fearfully on the floor behind his table.
Same caption next to a purple model of an ear hung from a purple medal ribbon.
Dark, middle aged, heavy-set man in wire rim glasses poising self-consciously on courthouse steps. Besides a faint sheen of sweat, he wears a shiny teal blue suit, and a sapphire tie. Clearly meant to match. Merely ends up clashing.
Satirical site The Onion reaches new deal to take over Alex Jones’ InfoWars.
Picture of Patel and Hegseth. Title: So, we’re calling these guys the “Liquor Cabinet”?
Meta just paid the lowest effective federal tax rate in its history. And after all that? It’s planning to lay off 10% of its global workforce (8,000) by May 20th. More cuts are coming. Stop cutting corporate taxes bc “they create jobs”. Because they don’t.
Large man shoulders deep in a swimming pool, moving toy warships around
Trump is trying to tie banning of DEI to accreditation for Universities.
Lebanon’s president declines to speak with Bibi despite Trump saying they would.
Nosferatu Von Goebbels Miller’s bride whines in a twitter post that the birthrate is too low and there’s been a drop in teen pregnancies.
Bright pink, 18th century mansion with two story front porticos and white trim
Amber alert has been issued for a Black 3 year old boy belived abducted by a 38 yr old Black man. The man is belived to be driving a 2006 white Saturn Vie with the California plates 5SHE918.
Early voting shows hope for a new voting map in Virginia that could flip 4 seats to Democrat in the fall.
Pictures of two Z list actors, Kevin Sorbo and Scott Baio announce that they will no longer accept starring roles.
Two Soviet 1930’s style propaganda advertisement. One actually from 1930’sRussia. The other? A NEW recruitment poster from Trump’s Department of Defense.
Store display of Melania’s book, marked down to 99 cents
Mexico’s president holds up her hands in heart gesture with caption, “Mexico’s Socialist President to Roll out Universal Healthcare”
Jamie Raskin: The charges against Swalwell are compelling and he needs to stop his campaign immediately.
Mugshot of dark haired, bearded man. Caption “Ontario Warehouses fire suspect charged with several counts of felony arson.
Screen capture of Hegseth’s wikipedia page showing a pattern of five year marriages.
Image of full dress marine’s gloved hands. caption: ICE will be at Marine Corps graduation events to id undocumented family members.
Picture of Karoline Leavitt with caption: Trump is now going after Leavitt and blaming her for some of his problems.
Congressman Levin has sponsored a bill limiting Supreme Court Judge terms to 18 months.
The FCC is waiving a rule to limit ownership of more than 39% of TV stations by one owner. Next star and Tegna will now own 60%. For pro-Trump propaganda. i’m
Picture of General Princess Leia with the Revel Alliance symbol on her front, caption “We the People”.