Ann Gentle

@huckle3erry.bsky.social

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NSFW myself, HBU? I ride bikes & cry a lot. Love is love, trans rights are human rights, fuck cancer. Yes, that’s Henry in my profile pic. 💔

Giving This is a bit far outside the city but I have a living room set (2 large chairs and a couch) in my parents house that needs to go before the remodel next week. Its nice but they were heavy smokers and had dogs and cats but have not lived in the house for a few months. If anyone has a truck and/or trailer to get it with, its yours. Unfortunately a mouse chewed through the cord of the electric recliner so its just a chair unless you can fix it. They will have to go into the construction dumpster otherwise bc I do not own a truck to take them to any donation places. In North Bend ne I also understand if this post gets taken down bc of the location.
Poster from Thomas House pub in Dublin announcing they’ll no longer accept AI posters or flyers for the pub. “We’re right next to Ireland’s biggest Art College, lads. It’s not a good look.” “We understand bands can be a bit skint but relying on some earth killing app from some paedo island billionaires is not the way. We got by without it and we’ll get by again.” “If you’re stuck we’ll help.”
https://bsky.app/profile/brodner.bsky.social Alt text: replica front cover of JD Vance’s book “Hillbilly Elegy” but the word “elegy” is replaced with “algae.”
Replica front cover of JD Vance’s “Hillbilly Elegy” but “elegy” has been replaced with “algae.”
Selfie grinning from the trail, sun filters through trees in a rare shady spot. I’m wearing a bandana & a tank top & my nose & cheeks are slightly sunburned.
Image of a cartoonish Grim Reaper with sickle and accompanying text that reads, “another disappointing day in the obituaries”
Photo in a bike shop, background is a wall of tools & a workbench clearly in active use, foreground is three people: myself showing off my new gravel e-bike in the middle, flanked by the store owners Vince on the left and Jessica on the right. Vince & Jessica are wearing shop aprons. Myself, I’m a little damp after my test ride out in the rain, but all of us are smiling & happy.
An adorable baby about 5 months old looking open mouthed in kind of a “duh” face, held up by her doting grandfather, who is beaming at her. Next to Grandpa on the bench is his brother who is looking at the camera and smiling slightly as his hands rest on the keys of an organ (which, along with piano, he played brilliantly). #BonusContentInTheAltText
Cover of the book described displays the image of a woman’s head, long hair, and neck/shoulders resembling a collage of colors and patterns. The neck/shoulders pattern is a cityscape representing NYC, where the story is largely based.
The book mentioned is just visible at the bottom of this photo of my infant granddaughter‘s miniature pink Christmas tree, a gift from her great-grandmother
View from the BACK SEAT of my dad’s car. Visible are his hands on the wheel at 10 & 2, his right arm, his old army pants (are these from 1969? Possibly!), a striped towel draped over the center console, and, through the front window, a sunny US interstate vista
Text from me to my kid saying I’m at dinner with work ppl but offering to bring him food home
Screenshot of Tweet from [Twitter account] keithedwards describes the image: BREAKING: an image has leaked showing Trump using a walker moments after he signed an executive order banning states from regulating AI
Drag race queen DeLa leads a group of dancers dressed as BDSM reindeer with Rudolph in a g-string & shiny black thigh-high boots
Screenshot from linked article on Inrix dot com titled Ten Highest Traffic Delay Times by City. Top 5: Istanbul 118 hours Chicago 112 hours Mexico City New York City Philadelphia
Screenshot of text exchange with question from “Mom”: Do you have a Madeline slicer with adjustable thickness? Response is a photo of a decorative Russian stringed instrument posed with a sharp serrated knife and the question: A mandolin slicer, you ask? Bonus alt text content: the response to the above from my sister, for whom our mom was asking, was a selfie of her flipping me off. #Faaaambly 🧡
Screenshot of Bsky post from @musicologyduck “please let the heist suspects be currently on a big boat that is stuck”
Close up selfie of my upper arm with red-white-&-blue bike jerseys partially visible. Written on my arm with Sharpie is a crossed-out 3-prong crown and “no kings” written in all caps.
Graphic of a weather forecast showing high/low temps in Fahrenheit/chance of precipitation and a line graph of the precip below. Today: 80/67/1% and flat line. Saturday: 70/47/76% and tall wide hump. Sunday: 65/49/3% and flat line.
Image of three ICE protesters dressed in inflatable frog costumes overlaid with this text: Exodus 8:2-6 “But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs…. The frogs shall come up on you and on all your officials.”
Postcard with an image of Multnomah Falls as if a woodcut or the shapes were cut out in paper. A 3-color rainbow arcs over the upper left corner of the rectangular design and the words “The Pacific Northwest“ arc over the right corner. The falls spill from the top, a bridge is represented stretching from boulder to boulder across the gap & in front of the falls before they appear to widen, splash, separate, and spill to the base of the rocks
Table in the Capitol One Lounge holding a bourbon “Lucky Charm” cocktail and a copy of T. Kingfisher’s thriller “The Twisted Ones.”
John Mayer (blue check) tweet reads, “They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.”
3-panel realistic-style cartoon panel featuring Obama & Trump, zoomed in to their heads, top of shoulders. Panel 1 Obama (smiling): Hey Donnie, wanna hear a joke? Trump looks dull but expectant. Panel 2 Obama (smiling): Nobel Peace Prize Trump (confused): I don’t get it. Panel 3 Obama (smiling, eyebrows jaunty): That’s right bitch, you don’t Trump, downcast, cries.
Screenshot from Omaha Scanner Twitter account: Hazard: I-80 E at Harrison St. A load of animal guts has been spilled on the eastbound lanes. The left three lanes are blocked. #OmahaScanner
Photo of a grain elevator with “FUCK ICE” spray painted in giant letters on the top section. A grain elevator can be 100 feet high, and it would take an extraordinary effort to scale it. The photo is taken from Interstate 80 in Omaha, Nebraska, near the 80 E / Hwy 75 split. Visible in the foreground are interstate exit signs for 80 East, Des Moines and Exit 452: I-480 North Eppley Airfield / Downtown Omaha
Front cover of the book “How to Murder Your Employer: McMasters Guide to Homicide, Vol. 1” by Rupert Holmes (Edgar Award Winner) Call out quote from Publishers Weekly: “Wildly entertaining, clever, and riveting”
Rear of a range showing an Ethernet jack
Image of a pair of 2011 Keen bike sandals, right sole cracked 75% across, left sole cracked all the way across, heel partially disintegrated
Screenshot of order page from Raygun displaying a T-shirt with a stylized Iowa logo. The logo features a sun and a sweep of green indicating land and the word “Iowa” in large print. In smaller print beneath, instead of an official tourist motto, it quotes Joni Ernst: “We All Are Going to Die.”
Month-old baby in a fuzzy banana costume lying on a pale green quilt shaped like a tropical leaf. Baby appears uncertain of the appeal. The *appeal* 🍌 (I’ll show myself out.)
Two bike-helmeted and sunglassed women grin over the Lazy Horse Gravel Grind cue sign. A bluebird sky is visible in the background.
Book cover for A Staircase in the Woods by [everyone’s favorite gleeful wendigo] Chuck Wendig. The title words are superimposed over a spooky-strange background image of a spiral staircase amongst a stand of narrow tree trunks. A raven (crow? Ah geez.), head turned to look over its shoulder, is perched on handrail midway up the stairs.
Book cover of book mentioned featuring a stylized closeup drawing of a smiling woman
Large coffee mug with pink/white gingham print nestled in just-opened shipping box, tissue paper & quilt batting (as packing material) visible
Screenshot of BlueSky exchange during @angrystaffer.bsky.social’s AMA Friday evening @chipmunk220.bsky.social: Cage match: Elon v Bezos. Who wins? @angrystaffer.bsky.social: Hopefully a random meteor
Screenshot of Twitter post. Content: Andy Barr @barrforcongress Nice to see Soros + the left lighting money on fire. No amount of manufactured outrage by paid activists will stop the mandate for total overhaul of DC. I stand with @realDonaldTrump and @ElonMusk in our fight to Make America Great Again and make government more efficient and effective. Enjoy your Saturday! Quote Cherlynn Stevenson @CherlynnForKY · 18h At a townhall where hundreds of @RepAndyBarr's constituents have gathered to peacefully speak to their Representative about concerns for their & their families' healthcare, [end of captured screenshot. To paraphrase the rest of the tweet & the linked article: Barr was nowhere to be found. Organizers had grown tired of the lack of response from Barr’s office while trying to confirm a date & finally scheduled the event & invited Barr to attend. He did not.]
22:43 C ＜ Bluesky • I LTE 68› patreon.com = Roy: No. Jan Maas (helpfully): It's called an ellipsis and while I have heard it can be used subtextually in electronic communications to indicate that the other person should fill in the rest of the sentence, I find it's much better to let the other person complete their thought in case I guess wrong about their intentions. Roy gives Jan Maas his most threatening glare and turns away. Behind his back, Jan Maas mimes "What did I say?" and Isaac (who was also trying to read the texts) mimes back something that means "Quiet now, I will explain later" gesture in a way that makes you realize that this has happened many times.
Positive COVID test
Book cover of Michael Connelly’s “The Waiting: a Ballard and Bosch Novel” including a sunrise & a figure with a surfboard entering the water
Rail-to-trail bridge on the Cowboy Trail near Valentine, Nebraska. A steel bridge at right soars over verdant grass and trees below on a clear early summer day. A few people are just visible through the slats in the bridge, biking or walking, it’s not clear. There’s a river below, but it’s not visible in this shot.
Path through cactus garden showing variety of enormous & healthy cacti
Bookmark advertising The Next Chapter, an indie woman-owned bookstore at 2508 Farnam Street, Omaha, NE 68131, nextchapterbooksandgifts.com
Screenshot of Etsy ad displaying a metal Hair Bear Bunch lunchbox from 1971-72 selling for $125. Text includes “only one in stock” and “seldom seen.”
Close up of onions already reduced & softened by 40” on a low sauté with freshly-sliced mushrooms rakishly fling into the mix
Skull-faced portrait of a beautiful angry woman in a church turned into a restaurant (Noche in Louisville, KY)
Front cover of the book Horse by Geraldine Brooks. Cover is a stylized landscape of hills with horse fencing and a sunrise or sunset behind them
Screenshot from pregame coverage of the Pop Tart Bowl showing two commentators and the trophy. The trophy features a shiny metal football with two toaster slots atop a hexagonal pedestal which is atop another larger hexagonal pedestal which is atop a round base. In the shot, there’s a pop tart toasting in each slot.
Image of the book cover, a plain design with the title, author, & publisher (Les Fugitives) printed on a solid color
2 dogs interacting with head tilts & affectionate licks.
Close-up of creole jambalaya showing rice, sliced dials of sausage, tomatoes, hunks of turkey, onion, celery, onion
Foreground: lovely and simple, wide, shallow, rounded martini class filled with liquid and garnished with curled loops of lemon rind Just behind and to the right: a bottle of Garden Society gin from the Wander Folk Distillery in Oklahoma Just behind the gin & to the left: a glass bottle of tap water, its ceramic stopper open & hanging from its metal cage
Post-it note reading “Live Laugh Cunt”