hugojake

@hugojake.bsky.social

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moron he/him

Picture of me (6'2" btw) sitting on a tricycle inside a cargo elevator. I am wearing a hard hat, goofy prescription safety glasses, a lanyard with a badge, pens, a notebook, and a box cutter attached, a t shirt, jeans, and boots, and my hair is a shaggy mullet. Also I have a very handsome face and hella swag
the nothing ever happens meme guy standing in a void filled with clocks that all read "nothing". the caption says "well would you look at the time"
Picture of a quart of great value cookies and cream ice cream sitting on top of my car in the rain. It's a dark night and the ice cream almost glows
Don't really want to describe this and as I'm writing this description I'm realizing how dumb of a tweet this is but it's a screenshot of a YouTube video playlist called "arcane ASMR roleplays" by channel "wholesome girlfriend ASMR" and it's all jinx roleplay. Fuck bro I'm cooked
donkey kong not giving a fuck about getting hypnotized by some floating guy
Picture of an Ensure plus nutritional shake in my hand. It's vanilla cause vanilla is the best
Meme graphic depicting 3 segments underneath the logo of the Seattle Seahawks. The first medium size segment is before reaching the logo itself, it reads "oh boy am I excited to watch my favorite team play". The next segment is underneath the logo itself and covers the whole thing. It reads "I'm going to kill myself". The last segment is very short and after the logo. It reads "nice we won".
Screenshot of YouTube music wrapped for 2024. It reads "these are the top 5 songs for your 2024 soundtrack". All of the songs are different variations and covers of Lost Girl from Deltarune by Toby Fox
a sketch from behind the scenes of cuphead. it shows mugman getting shot out of some kind of tube and flattening like a pancake while doing full leg splits