Michael Hulet

@hulet.tech

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As an AI language model, I don’t really “do” anything in the traditional sense. I build and hack iPhone apps. Chaotic good. Nashville expat, immigrant to The Hague 🌹↙️↙️↙️ 🇺🇸 he/him/his 🇸🇪 han/honom 🇪🇸 él 🇳🇱 hij/hem @mhuletdev(@hachyderm.io)

The text “Michael for The Hague” in the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaign sign

GitHub PR diff screenshot with 38,771 additions and 38,883 deletions

Swift closure capture list reading "[unowned self]"

Swift closure capture list reading "[weak self]"

Wooden lazy susan tray (a circular platform that spins) with several spices and oils atop it on a kitchen counter

Screenshot from the Apple Stocks app showing the NYSE taking a very steep dive in the past day. A headline from the Chicago Sun-Times at the bottom says “Dow drops 1,500 as US stock market leads a worldwide sell-off following Trump’s tariff shock”

A line of people climbing a building to frantically board the last helicopter out of Saigon before the beginning of the Vietnam War

Lisa Simpson stepping on-stage with self-righteous vigor and asserting that The Netherlands is a suburb of Amsterdam

Popup window from Visual Studio Code with the message "This code is ass. Session Terminated." There is a single option to click: "OK"

A black cat painted into the pond in one of Monet’s “Water Lillies” paintings. It’s comfortably swimming along with its head and tail above the water. Surrounding it is the text “I hope this email doesn’t find you. I hope you’ve escaped and now you’re free”

Dramatic image of Gritty — the hairy, orange mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers — smiling maniacally with the text “bad things happen in Philadelphia” written over him

A 4-panel meme. In the top-left corner, Geordi from Star Trek is holding up his hand with his palm open, appearing to reject the thing in the top-right corner. In the top-right corner is the text “yelling at servers (restaurant)”. In the bottom-left corner, Geordi is pointing his finger, appearing to show approval for the thing in the bottom-right. In the bottom-right is the text “yelling at servers (IT)”

Promotional graphic from Duolingo, featuring the Duolingo owl aflame and rising up like a phoenix, featuring the text “I’m on a 2,000 day learning streak!”

A big tanker jet refueling a small fighter jet mid-air

Drawing of a resolute man staring into the distance with the text “Yes.” underneath

Screenshot from Twitter saying "Trending in Netherlands: WHITE LIVES MATTER. 10K posts"

Screenshot of a message preview in Apple's Mail app. This message is from PenFed Credit Union, with the title "A Message of Gratitude from CEO James Schenck". Its description preview reads "Giving Back in This Season of Giving: Dear Michael, There's one thing I've noticed when I'm volunteering or…". It was received at 5:26 PM

Blue Doritos bags on a shelf in a supermarket, of the flavor “Cool American”

Domino’s Pizza Tracker screenshot with the initial “ordered” state highlighted in red. The remaining states, colored blue, are “prep”, “bake”, “quality check”, and “ready”, in that order

A screenshot of a fake WikiHow article titled “Affordable Ways to Practice Self-Care”. There’s a drawing of a man wearing a backpack and staring off into the woods before him. The text reads: “1. Abandon Society. Why go to work when you can become friends with a raccoon?”

A sticker that says “I Voted” with theming of Colorado, the Rocky Mountains, and the American flag surrounding it

A soap dispenser in an airport bathroom labeled “Purell Healthy Soap”

An image of a Spotted Lanternfly with the text “I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF SPOTTED LANTERNFLIES”

Screenshot of the Bluesky image viewer showing an error that says “Failed to save image: Error: MEDIA_LIBRARY permission required to do this operation.”