Nathan

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Aspiring historian and current internet clown | Recovered film writer | Pop culture, film, shitposts | Science fiction, horror & Classic TV | Monster of the Week Enthusiast | Doctor Who & Star Trek |

Deanna Troi but she's a cake. Human head on cake torso. Peptide cake. She wears her blue uniform which is depicted in frosting.
The cover of Peter David's Stat Trek TNG novel Q-in-Law which features Picard standing between Q on his left and Lwaxana Troi
The cover of The Mothman Prophecies by John A. Keel
The criterion 4K of Blow Out. The cover features Travolta in a chair with his head on his hand looking tired. Sound equipment surrounds him. There's some other criterion discs behind this one, which sits on an easel.
wint @dril the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit 9:30 PM 09 Mar 15
A white coffee mug that says The News sits on a coffee warmer.
A hardcover copy of The Fort Bragg Cartel: Drug Trafficking and Murder in the Special Forces. It features a black cover with a truck parked sideways on a dirt road surrounded by trees.
The blu-ray release of the fourth Tom Baker / Fourth Doctor season. It features a orange toned image of the Fourth Doctor clad in a grey coat, scarf flying over his shoulder, jelly babies floating out a pouch. Monsters in front of him. Gears behind him. I'm holding it up in my living room with some movie posters on the walls.
Maxwell Saint (as portrayed by the transporter buffer version of SNW James Kirk) mugs into the camera.
A pencil drawing of the Jersey devil playing mini golf. He's like a dragony goat fella with bat wings and hooves. He's putting quite close to the hole. There's a windmill and an igloo behind him and a barrier in front of him. A small barrier separates his ball from the hole and flag.
Spock and Chapel wearing white EV suits in space, an explosion in the background
An AEW/Texas Rangers 2023 World Champions wrestling belt fanny pack. Blue p leather. Elaborate gold face with the Rangers logo and the outline of the ballpark. It has AEW side plates. There are small gems in several places.
Adam Cole possibly retiring. Me drinking a green and red Margarita thing behind a lady wearing a cowboy hat.
Some guys stand in front of a Topps The Fan Stand baseball card vending machine. One holds a wrestling championship. One points at the cards. The machine is red and has a big clear window.
Plastic Star Trek Generations cups featuring Kirk and Picard on a yellow starry background. The cups sit in a white room.
The Second Sight 4K of The Nice Guys. It features a nice painterly image of the main cast in a retro style. It is in a hard case with a hardcover book inside as well as the discs. There's are some Arrow blu rays behind this box set. An X-Files blu-ray is off to the left. You can see a little bit of a Spock Mego in a plastic case.
I am in my 20s with like blonde streaks in my undercut lmao. I am in a crouched prayer pose in front of an impossibly large hamburger being taken off the side of the a McDonald's in Dallas back in 2018 or something. I have a red shirt on.
Oprah in a red suit screaming
Agent Scully at a gas station. She is wearing a Maine tshirt. Behind her the building says WE SERVE. There is a gas pump to the left of her.
A small sculpture of a human pelvis painted in none with weathering. It is nailed to the wall with two nails. It's mounted over a black coffin.
The Polar Lights Gallileo shuttle craft model kit, blu-ray box set of Star Trek the Animated series, an anthology of supernatural baseball stories called Field of Fantasies, and a great coffee mug featuring Snoopy's design throughout time.
The drainage scene in There Will Be Blood but Pauly Shore has been superimposed over Daniel Day Lewis who raises a finger to Paul Dano
Spock wears a red environmental suit in the Star Trek TOS episode The Naked Time, the updated version of which appears to be worn by Chapel and Spock in the Strange New Worlds season 3 promo images
Redcon1 Sour Peach Rings energy drink. It's an orange and black can and I'm holding it in front of greenery
An NBC article from 2003, 22 years ago POLITICS NEWS Gay rights: A liability for the Democrats? The Democratic president candidates, who all support gay marriages or civil unions, are at odds with most Americans, creating what some see as an advantage for President Bush. A photo of Howard Dean cooking in front of some "real American types" in an attempt to pander
Scully reads Jose Chung's From Outer Space which features an alien smoking a cigarette
On the left, Billy, a young mute white woman with short brown hair holds a key and hides behind a drink machine as an out of focus man approaches with his hands in his pockets.
Baseball Snoopy Timex weekender. Red NATO strap. Snoopy's hands are the hands of the watch. The hour hand holds a baseball, the minute hand a bat. Snoopy wears a red cap.
Smug fucking talking cookie jar that looks like a smug little cop.
Silver and black cafe racer style ebike with a look saddle with a camo bag on the front. Fat tires, bmx style handlebars with rearview mirrors. It's on a paved concrete path on front of grass and a bridge. There are trees in the distance.
7 11 chocolate snack pie
12 bowls in various finishes, many are split colored. Browns and creams. Deep blues and greens. The largest bowl is bisqueware and about 10 inches wide. Above them towers the gigantic soda bottle now beautifully blue. A still life of a studio sits in bisqueware.
A group of Springfield children including Ralph, Nekson, Milhouse, Lisa and that blonde girl with pigtails who Google assures me is named Nina. They're talking to a man with a mustache in front of a two way mirror. It says AUDIENCE RESEARCH above the mirror. The man speaks and it is captioned: SO YOU WANT A REALISTIC DOWN-TO-EARTH SHOW THAT'S COMPLETELY OFF THE WALL AND SWARMING WITH MAGIC ROBOTS?
Brad Pitt about to get shot with the funniest faces in the world
A shelf of blu-ray boxsets all the way over there
Austin Powers saying "Very shagadelic baby. Yeah."
A strip of legal paper features a who're "You're not supposed to feel anything about it. You're just supposed to do it. That's all. - The Conversation. There's various Doctor Who figured above including a small K9 and a LEGO twelfth doctor.
David Duchovny in blue with a red stripe over his left eye. The title Secrets Declassified with David Duchovny.
Back cover
My Star Wars shelves, two bookshelves featuring a Baby Yoda/Grogu puppet, Micromachines Luke Skywalker binoculars, Christmas and Halloween Black Series clone troopers, Black series The Mandalorian, Thrawn, Kanan, Ahsoka. A Rebels speeder bike with Ezra. Luke's A New Hope helmet. The Art of Star Wars Rebels. A second shelf features art books for the sequel trilogy, a bunch of hardcovers, some comics, visual dictionaries, etc. There's a Sith holocron. A LEGO imperial shuttle. BB-h8. ST Pez. A Lego Kylo Ren shuttle. A diecast tie fighter. A model of Vader.
A black and silver electric bike with a cafe racer saddle, a cargo rack and BMX style handlebars. It is parked in front of a fountain with a mosaic tile pattern. There are trees in the park.
Klaus Barbie "German police officer"
Zoomed in shot of the above with Hondo visible
The "all my homies hate" meme, a sepia toned photograph of roughly 7 young black men standing in what appears to be a small shop which may be a liquor store. The caption is: FUCK MILTON FRIEDMAN ALL MY HOMIES HATE MILTON FRIEDMAN AND THE CHICAGO SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS
Still from Tree of Life which this post riffs on. The hands of a person behind a mirror holding their hands in front of the mirror, the hands also visible in the mirror.
Granny and Jed hawk Winston cigarettes in a scene that aired at the end of an episode.
George Costanza captioned I gotta focus. I'm shifting into Doctor Who mode.
The lenticular cover of the Doctor Who series 5 blu-ray
Limited Edition 4K of The Nice Guys featuring a painter cover. There is a book with the same cover, 9 character cards, and a folder with the LA skyline
HIFI Walker h2 digital audio player which features a black aluminum case, dedicated buttons, a click wheel, and a square screen.
A gray tshirt with the words GOVERNMENT PATSY surrounding an image of Jack Ruby fatally shooting Lee Harvey Oswald. A target reticle is aimed on Oswald and the rest of the image is in shadow.
The ceramic soda bottle, now like 21 inches tall which you can tell because it's next to a T square. So huge.
Gene Hackman in The Conversation laying on the floor listening through the wall of a hotel bathroom in the climax of the film. There is a toilet with his tools on them in a blue case. He holds his hand to his ear which has a wire running through a drilled hole in the wall.
Star Trek page a day calendar. Today features Colm Meaney as Chief Miles O'Brien in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine standing against a photo backdrop in his gold engineering DS9 uniform. Monday 24 MARCH 2025
The above ceramic 2 liter except now my arm is next to it for scale. It's probably like 15 inches now?
The clay 2 liter on a piece of newspaper. It is made from gray clay. It is now like 3 times the height of the previous picture.
The bottom of the ceramic 2 liter bottle on its rotating stand. It is now like twice as tall, the length of my hand.
Puppet Master poster featuring the puppets in a traveling case.
A Spotify playlist Queue Playing Energetic Saturday Mix 11 Ferris Wheel Sylvan Esso Wide Awake Parquet Courts Slow Learner Viagra Boys Sixteen Saltines Jack White You Joywave Daft Punk Is Playing at My House LCD Soundsystem I Don't Feel Like Dancin Scissor Sisters Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting) Elton John Wonderlust King Giogol Bordello E-Pro Beck
A book "Who's Who in the JFK Assassination" by Michael Benson. It features the secret service agent jumping into the trunk. A blu-ray nicest box set of Peter Davison's first season of Doctor Who. The cover gestures the Fifth Doctor in front of a light starry background and small cybermen and the Master