Hunter Elenbaas

@hunterje.bsky.social

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Photography and bullshit, not necessarily in that order. If you follow me for photography be ready to put up with some bullshit; if you follow me for bullshit good news, you'll also get to see some pretty pictures time to time as a bonus! He/they

Chorus of unnamed pig muppets
Kermit The Frog in front of a red curtain
A white heron framed by shady deep and green vines and bushes
"Pro Advantage" brand adhesive bandages
Graffiti on a bus pole, the marker ink is somewhat worn but you can just make out "WHEN DOES THE BUS COME? Metro hates the Eastside"
"Welcome to our OOL, notice there's no 'P' in it... LET'S KEEP IT THIS WAY" sign
Poster for EVOLUTION (2001)
Picture of a pineapple upside down cake By Kimberly Vardeman from Lubbock, TX, USA - Pineapple Upside Down CakeUploaded by themightyquill, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=12011926
Headline: "Trump asked FIFA to review US player's suspension. Now he's eligible to play."
Bottle of Guy Fieri's Flavortown branded "Donkey Sauce"
Three harbor seals, one partly moulted from juvenile fuzz, lie on a floating log in the winter morning sun; several double crested cormorants, larger than you'd think relative to the seals, stand at the other end of the log.
An HP branded black printer ink cartridge
Several grey, white and yellow gracile birds in a tree with multiple nests
A gracile grey-black bird with white along the underside of its neck and a yellow patch ahead of its eye preens its feathers on a tree branch, other individuals can be seen out of focus behind.
Arthur Daley, Pulitzer Prize winning sports writer for The New York Times . . . wrote that Joe Fortenberry and his teammate, Willard Schmidt, instead of shooting up for a layup, leaped up and "pitch[ed] the ball downward into the hoop, much like a cafeteria customer dunking a roll in coffee."
A li'l bug says "where's a thirsty li'l bug s'posda get a drink 'round these parts?!" It walks aroud a while before climbing a thistle plant. Atop the thistle flower it finds some drops of water and says "ahh, thistle dew!"
Screen clip from an archived website with white text against an eye-bleedingly mixed-contrast blue and black background image, you can just make out it says in relevant part: John Entwistle: "We wanted to put 'cellos on the track but Kit Lambert said we couldn't afford it. That's why we sing 'cello, cello, cello, cello,' ... where we thought they should be"
An ice cream maker with white gelato with tiny brown flecks churns, a bar of 70% cocoa Madagascan dark chocolate can be seen to the side of the frame
Magic card "Giant Strength," flavor text reads: "O! it is excellent/ To have a giant's strength, but it is tyrannous/ To use it like a giant." —William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure
Picture of a messy potting shelf with a sign hung across reading "NEST Do Not Disturb"
A small brown and grey bird with a prominent white stripe over the eye stands on a wood rail, a large moth in its bill
Plastic freezer container labelled "Rum Raisin (6/26)"
Set of pins depicting the character Pusheen depicted as a variety of baked goods, lavelled "Pusheen Breads"
A bumblebee crawling on the stamens of a purple rhodedendron flower
Medium large dark- and light-brown mottled bird perched on a branch
Matchstick puzzle that originally read "7/9=3" in seven-segment form; two segments of the numeral "3" have been moved to turn it in to a letter "p"
Long exposure of a fan-style waterfall cascading across exposed rock between green trees and mosy rocks
Five cormorants and three seals share a log for a bask in the winter sunrise light
Patrick Stewart as Sejanus in I, Claudius
X files opening titles screen clip, the words "Paranormal activity" over two mirrored germinating seeds
Photo of a Brown & Halley Peanut Butter Mountain bar
Inflation calculator showing that $100,000.00 US in 1964 is $1,011,900.00 in 2024
An inflorescence of small bright magenta flowers grows from green foliage
Red Engineer from TF2
Panel one Mario says "It's-a me, Mario!" Panel 2 Mario looks at baby Wario and says "It's a wee Wario!"
Dorsal view of a bulbous fuzzy red mite, just a perfect tiny red potato with peach fuzz and legs, hanging out on bark
Two ancient portraits, one of a stern-looking older woman in a bonnet and one of a bald, wrinkled man with a squared off white beard and a mane of unruly white hair everywhere but the bald top of his head, both are in thick black-painted wooden frames with faded golden accent
The Chanel logo, a "C" and a backwards "C" crossing on their closed side
An assortment of well made objects: a Pentel P209 mechanical pencil, an Opinel folding knive, and a Crane brass bicycle bell
Background character from the latest Beetle Moses, a person with messy hair and glasses seen in 1/4 profile with a pointy nose and chin and big grin and cheek dimple
A board next to a sidewalk with "Hole" written on it in cheery handwriting with neon construction spray paint
Drawing of a li'l devil guy happily using some kind of exercise device
Text, in relevant parts reads "Animals were motivated with live shrimp rewards"
A beat up minivan with a "New Driver Please Be Patient" sticker, the edges of the sticker are browned and peeling and some of the print is in a red that is almost completely faded to the yellow background color.
The "I lived bitch" meme but the picture is that tortoise that didn't die
The oscillation overthruster from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension
2015 tweet from Dave Shumka "In trying to find the president of the Tom Half fan club. He's like yay Big."
Text, reads in relevant part: "The rock-hard shell has long plagued entomologists who can't use their normal stainless steel pins to mount the beetles in collection bottles. In order to pin up a beetle, insect collectors first need to drill holes for the shell where they want to put a pin, Matt Simon reports for Wired.
Screen clip of a bluesky reply "I had a thought but too long for this platform, posting this as a note to myself to explore later"
Package of Duncan branded yo-yo strings
Heathcliff comic dated 11/30/2023, Heathcliff, wearing a bib reading "BRO," walks towards a tank full of fish who are all saying "BRO." Two children observe in the background, and the caption shows one of them saying "THE BROFISH ARE RESTLESS."
Heathcliff comic dated 3/21/2026, Heathcliff is in the foreground with a fishbowl on his head, a man and a woman are on a park bench, the man also has a fishbowl on his head and has his mouth open, as do both fish. Above each fishbowl is a speech bubble reading "BRO," and the panel caption also reads "BRO."
Clip of text from the above quoted post, highlighted are the words "the previously announced . . . price increase"
Screen clip of image from main post with the words "the previously announced . . . price increase"
A Euler diagram, a large outermost set is labelled "people who do a thing," a smaller subset is labelled "people at the 'pro' level (or who believe themselves to be) who have very strong opinions on the one right way to do it (often involving the most expensive tier of supplies/equipment) and an even smaller subset almost entirely overlapping the former subset labelled "people who talk a lot in online forums about doing that thing"
A large gangly greyish black bird with blue eyes (double-crested cormorant Nannopterum auritum) stands on a piling in the water while preening under its wing with its bright yellow bill
Window display with a model skeleton wearing a mortarboard and 2026 New Years glasses; a garland reads "CONGRATS GRAD"
It is a strange phenomenon of civilization that every amusement has to be paid for. To-day one is hardly allowed to amuse oneself in one's own way; one has to be amused and one has to pay for admission to the amusement. Theatre, cinema, books, sport buy a pastime! for it stands to reason that among your nearest fellow-creatures you will not be able to amuse yourself, and it is in fact hardly respectable to provide your own entertainment among your own friends. So bring along your mechanical amusement devices, your professional entertainers, your commercial mass pro duction of fun ! When you want to laugh, you go to the mass-producer of laughter; you rest at a resting establishment; you will dream at a dream-factory; you will not dance before die Ark or in the morning dew; you will not dance anywhere but in the mechanically revolving palais de dance. May you find it all to your taste !
A Korean-style plastic fermentation vessel with spears of asparagus in it
Spider Man panels, relevant captions read "Now it's so strong a half inch of thickness of web could hold even the Thing prisoner... at least, until the webbing dissolves, which I made it to do in an hour or so"