Jonathan

@hvarf.bsky.social

170 Followers 161 Following

Portland, OR formerly @calamityjive on the birdsite ain't afraid of no ghost

The Agro Crag
Is this game relevant to you? similar games you've played: Stardew Valley, Dave the Diver
"not sure if gets more Empire In Decline than a disastrously unpopular mentally decayed president — who different people of notably different political stripes keep trying to murder — as he is badly losing a horrifying foreign war he started on a pack of lies, won’t stop obsessing over a “ballroom”" but it's Hank hill saying it instead of @swin24.bsky.social even though it's really more of a Dale line
Obligatory Portland bridge photo with my new blue e-bike
a eagle lookin' all bald an' majestic from the side but then it looks straight at you like a cross between doc brown and kramer
A screenshot from Lucas Arts' 1995 classic point-and-click adventure game Sam And Max Hit The Road. They are standing outside of a corner store in a big city. The sign reads "BoSCo'S GUNS LIQUOR BABY NEEDS" and next to it: "NEW USED" Sam is next to the driver side door of his 1959 DeSoto while Max is staring at a cat. The cat has an eyepatch.
a screenshot of @stoat.chat's profile page showing them at 5.5k followers.
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(in the "NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC" style) NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL AURORA BOREALIS
Two jars side by side. On the left, a "SWEAR JAR", with a few coins in it. On the right, an "ID'ing plants in public when no one asked" jar is full past the brim. A watermark in the upper left reads "©HistoryoftheBatman"
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Trawl Played: 6 minutes Last played: 2 years ago
A print newspaper. A quarter page ad between Comics and Classifieds is a large photo of a cat with the text "oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer"
My bluesky profile overlaid with a 3.0 "cloudrank" score from https://bluefacts.app/profile/hvarf.bsky.social
Two panels of a comic. First panel is some white guy saying "it's a gun, frank. A gun that shoots swords". In the next panel The Punisher is firing a gun that shoots bullets that unfold into swords making a FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA noise. He looks like a doofus.
ill-fit bathroom sink plumbing found 'repaired' with... painter's tape?
A photo of the White Ranger, who's costume is primarily white and gold. Caption reads: "The Blue&Black power ranger was always my favorite"