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Kenner Batman Sonic Neutralizer, it's just a Stormtrooper rifle from Star Wars with a Batman logo on it
revolver ocelot saying "a scopedog so big another scopedog can ride it"
Nick Nolte's mug shot
regions stock graph, feb 1st 1999 it was worth $30.77 a share, today it is worth $30.20 a share
cover art for playstation 1 game "Sesame Street Elmo's Letter Adventure" a poorly rendered Elmo is front and center, with Big Bird behind him on the left
Star Wars C-3PO - Blade Putter Headcover
obnoxious little gremlin man from House of the Dead 2 the text reads "Suffer, like G did."
CGC is hiring a Manga Expert (Sarasota, Florida)
Jason Momoa and some Glup Shitto from Supergirl, it says "he's probably listening to something tough..." "what he's actually listening to:"
some kind of weed gummy ad, a woman is eating an orange cube out of a purple pouch, the above text reads "Curious about microdosing? Try Dvorak"
a tweet from Rob Liefeld "YES!! Triumph! This guy had to go! Buh-Bye Buckley! That's the 1st of the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse! 3 more to go! They have RUINED Marvel."
Jim Henson Muppet
a photo of muppet Guy Smiley
Charlie Kelly in always sunny holding a Scientology e meter reader, it says "All right. Where do I put my feet?"
package for the SNES game Phalanx by Kemco, there is a man playing the banjo on it as a space ship flies by overhead the tag line reads "THE HYPER-SPEED SHOOT-OUT IN SPACE"
Walter White glaring at an off camera Jesse Pinkman "Jesse, what the hell are you talking about?"
a picture of a chihuahua, it says "¡Yo Quiero Taco Bell!"
photo of a man in a ball cap with a bandana over his face, picture is from a Fox News interview with Jesse Watters, Fox News claims he's a member of Antifa but they use this same guy for a bunch of different interviews
picture of PITT issue 2, a 90s comic that probably wasn't very good but honestly I don't know there's like a big muscle man with claws looking angry and a kid running away from something
Burger King promotion for The Mandalorian and Grogu, only in theaters may 22 there's a happy meal box and a bunch of dumb shit with Mando's helmet, and on the chicken nuggets there's a picture of a scout trooper or something and I hate it
a screenshot from Ghostbusters incorrectly captioned, the top text says "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a professional wrestler" the bottom text reads "YOU SAY YES!"
Frank Reynolds (Danny DeVito) sitting on a couch next to Sweet Dee (Kaitlin Olson) the caption reads "Maybe it is a shoe. Nice one."
the above Ewoks image but the letters have been re-arranged to say "wokEs"
a screen cap of books in a drawer from Last Jedi, it's captioned "A detail in The Last Jedi I just noticed for the first time: Rey swiped the..."
ai slop bird featured in the reblogged video, it's in a cone of leaves
a screen shot from Bloodborne, it says "The bell's resonance has beckoned Tom Brady" there is a character holding an axe, they have some kind of gramophone on their head idk
a picture of a 3rd party unofficial Riddler action figure based on Jim Carrey, it is being solicited under the name "Mr. Question Mark" Legally Distinct OC, Do Not Steal
the butler from Tomb Raider
Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black
a photo of v4 Cobra Commander without his neon orange faceplate, he reminds me of Michael Shannon
a weird hamburglar sculpture
the ingredients of some Choi Premium Ramen cup noodle thing I bought, at the bottom it says "WARNING: this product can expose you to chemicals including lead, which is known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to" and then it links some website p65warnings .ca. gov
Grand Maximus from Transformers whatever the fuck, one of the anime ones, Super God Masterforce? IDK anymore
some dinosaur toy from the new Jurassic World and it's got a mouth full of goop just oozing out, it looks nasty
Clancy Brown in Highlander, holding a sword in front of his face and it's casting a shadow down one side
a card from the original Mortal Kombat Trading Card Game, it features horrible artwork of Scorpion holding a baby Sub-Zero the text reads "BABALITY Finishing Move Must have an action to use. May be played on any Kombatand who has lost one round of current match and is at 3 Kombat Points or less. Opponent loses round. Cancels Friendship played against a Fatality."
Nexus Prime or w/e, he's a combiner
Fry from Futurama pouring himself a bowl of Bachelor Chow
a tweet from Haus of Decline, it says "All my haters are Salieri"
SonSon from Marvel vs Capcom 2, displayed in multiple alternate colors
a commemorative plate for the John Goodman movie King Ralph, yes I really own one but this isn't my photo
that guy turning into a corpse at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade because he drank from the wrong cup
a screen shot of an MS Dos Spider-Man game, on the right side of the screen is a Skeleton wearing a Spider-Man mask
Transformers Matrix prop toy from Hasbro, the image shows a hand plugging a usb c cable into the center
a Hasbro toy of Darth Sidious, he's clear blue plastic to replicate a holo projection or whatever, the projector is mounted on droid legs
a photo of the GIRUGAMESH guy from that meme where the guy says GIRUGAMESH in a convention commercial he's an emo guy pointing to the left
picture of that guy who plays HeMan in the new Heman movie, his expression reminds me of Millie Bobby Brown
a screenshot of the Life is Strange page on Steam
Hector LeMans from Grim Fandango Yes, he's a fat skeleton
a scene from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie is wearing a denim jacket and american flag bandana the top panel says "I'm gonna ripe up. I'm gonna kick a little ass." in the bottom panel Charlie has raised his fist, it says "ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE!"
A screen shot of a social media post, the user name has been blacked out It read "using gen AI to generate a dirt texture based off of solely your own previous textures is not using gen AI in the way artists are upset about. there is no theft."
a scene from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 3 panels stacked on top of each other Dee, Mac, and Dennis are standing next to each other in the top panel, it's captions "Charlie can't read." Charlie and Frank are standing next to each other in the middle panel, Frank says "He'll Adapt." The bottom panel features the same characters as the top, it's captioned "He'll adapt to reading?"
the above horse... thing, horse pipe? horse goblet? horn horn of plenty with the fruit of the loom fruit and logo
an enlarged image of Pete's face from the above Pete and Pete screenshot
my 2026 word of the year is mid
an image of Pitt from Kid Icharus, I think it's a Figma
the big moogle Caith Sith rides in ff7
the original Redd Foxx doll advertisement in a JC Penney catalog, "Talking Redd Foxx On stage or relaxing -- just turn him around" The doll has a casual wear design printed on one side and a suit printed on the other a girl is holding the doll and smiling, the doll is saying "Your daddy sat on me" various other toys are featured on this page
image from a crossover episode of Diagnosis Murder where Mark Sloan (Van Dyke, right) meets Ben Matlock (Andy Griffith, left) they're both staring at something just off screen, idk what it is, probably murder