hyde|noah

@hyde235.bsky.social

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a dad of cats. a forest-troll of finnish origin. sometimes creative, mostly lazy. nurse of the graveyard shift -variety.

a screenshot of a post with the text ”you ok, babe? you haven’t touched your shrekfast”, with a photo underneath depicting two pieces of bread, one with avocados arranged to resemble shrek’s face and the other with mushrooms arranged to resemble donkey’s face
a photo of a tall cat tree, newly assembled, with all three cats (the black and white Martta on top, black and white tuxedo Osmo in middle left and brown tabby Mielikki in a nest on the middle right) testing it out
a photo of the brown tabby cat Mielikki with her donut of shame on, peeking out of an unassembled cat tree’s hiding place, the tv on the background has a twitch stream of a dnd campaign on
a photo of snowboarder Zoe Payne from the video game SSX 3, she is wearing a cropped leather jacket, cropped red fishnet top, red and white striped bikini top, red and black gloves, dark grey loose jeans with zipper and text details
photo of the coverart for the video game SSX 3, with a frosty titlecard in the back and a snowboarding woman in the front
a screenshot of my bluesky profile page. the banner is a black and white photo with a black worm on a string popping out of a lake, mimicing photos of the loch ness monster. the description says ”a dad of cats. a forest-troll of finnish origin. sometimes creative, mostly lazy. nurse of the graveyard shift -variety.”
a meme depicting an arrow branching out into three directions. lestat from the interview with a vampire series stands in the middle with ”bi” written next to him. the three branches each have a different continuation to ”bi”; to lestat’s left is ”tch”, straight ahead is ”lingual” and to his right is ”sexual”.
a photo of Osmo the black and white tuxedo cat’s side profile, with the living room window in the background and Martta the black and white tuxedo cat laying in front of it on the backrest of the sofa with her bum facing the camera
a landscape photo taken from a third floor window, showing a sunrise with the sun still under the horizon painting the blue sky and its clouds with purples, pinks, oranges, and yellows
a photo taken from a low angle, of Osmo the black and white tuxedo cat laying on the backrest of the sofa in front of the window with the curtains pulled closed, Osmo is looking as chonky as ever
osmo the black and white tuxedo cat laying on a bed, photographed close to his face from a lower angle to show his globe-like shape better. osmo is looking towards the upper-right corner of the photo.
Osmo the tuxedo cat staring into the soul of the viewer
mirror selfie of a person with wavy blond hair to the shoulders, black turtleneck with a blue short-sleeved button-up on top that has black and white cats pronted on it, black high-rise pants with a thick belt and the shirts tucked in, combat-style black boots with the pantlegs tucked in
a photo of the black and white tuxedo cat Osmo, looking suspiciously at a mug in front of his face
a meme of muumipeikko/moomintroll getting out of bed looking very tired and holding his temple, with the finnish texts ”jumalauta” on top and ”ei helvetti” on the bottom, loosely translating to ”god damn” and ”hell no”
a photo from (kind of) the POV of yours truly, sitting at the pc desk playing Left 4 Dead 2, the black and white tuxedo cat Osmo sits on the desk in front of the keyboard looking somewhere towards behind me to my left
a digital illustration by yours truly; a dark brown rat is looking down at a computer with hearts in it’s eyes, the laptop shining a faint blue-ish glow onto the rat, there’s a cyan text on the back of the laptop that says ”DID SOMEBODY SAY DILF-CHAT”
a digital illustration by yours truly: Tom De Ville wearing a godzilla jumpsuit and a clerical tab collar, holding an open book with ”kaiju 💍💍 101” written on the back accompanied by a dinosaur head and gold rings, in front of Tom are two mice facing him with their tails making the shape of a heart together
a POV photo taken from the point of view of yours truly, lying in bed covered by the duvet, Osmo the black and white tuxedo cat lays asleep on my lap with his right paw outstreched towards my face
a photo of a nervous-looking black short-haired chihuahua wearing a brown leather jacket with a sherpa collar to it, with the caption ”Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil 4, 2005)” on top
a photo of a comically miserable-looking taxidermied fox, with the finnish word ”vittu” (equivalent in use to the english word ”fuck”) on the bottom of the picture in white text
a photo of Mielikki the brown tabby cat lying on her side/back in her owner’s lap, resting her head on her owner’s arm and hand, looking pleased and relaxed receiving scritches
a photo of Osmo the tuxedo cat, standing on the backrest of the sofa in front of the window on a snowy morning, with the sun rising and shining in giving an ethereal backlighting, Osmo is looking towards and up of the camera at his owner
a screenshot of an instagram post showcasing a tattoo with the misheard lyrics ”i’m sorry ms. jackson, i am four eels”, with the illustration of four eels in a trenchcoat on stilts
a still of Bateman wearing headphones with a serious face, from the movie Psycho.
a photo of a big pot with it’s lid opened to reveal a boiling meat soup with baby carrots in it, prior to adding in potatoes
i rarely take photos of myself and even more rarely they end up anywhere except for the once a year or two update that i’m still alive and existing in actual physical form. i found this particular photo to be quite alright, but didn’t end up posting it because of the obvious glare in the glasses. the photo depicts a selfie of yours truly lying down.
a short comic depicting a visualisation of some misheard lyrics regarding the song ”Ms. Jackson” by Outkast, the misheard lyrics being as follows; i’m sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo), i am four eels, never meant to make your daughter cry, i am several fish and not a guy
a picture taken at the movies of the title card for Exit 8
a photo of a candle-lit table with a black tablecloth, laid out with an assortment of snacks, halloween decorations all over the surroundings
a wolverine jogging along in it’s enclosure
a red panda sleeping on the roof of a structure in it’s enclosure
a speedpaint video clip of the illustration i shared earlier; a digital illustration by yours truly of a black jack russel wearing a teal witch hat and leaning on a jack-o-lantern
a digital illustration by yours truly of a cartoonish black jack russel wearing a teal witch hat and leaning onto a jack-o-lantern
a photo of yours truly at maybe 7 years old donning a beard, moustache and eyebrows made of ”beard moss” off of a spruce, with a mischievous face looking towards my brother off to the side out of frame.
A photo of Osmo the tuxedo cat laying on yours truly’s lap, the photo taken from my point of view, i am sitting at the PC desk with my left hand and arm resting onto the desk and keyboard while Osmo is holding onto the arm with his left paw, looking at his owner with a rather dissatisfied facial expression
a screenshot of the game Among Us, with 12 different-looking characters in various colours standing in a circle but all wearing a party hat
a landscape photo of an early sunrise photographed from a bus stop at the side of a small and worn asphalt road in the outskirts of a small countryside town, the sky has ripples of clouds painted in greys/purples/pinks against a sky of blue/orange/yellow
a photo of a bowling alley’s entrance lit up with warm yellow lighting, with the foreground depicting an otherwise dark parking lot and the background depicting a colourful sunset with blue, yellow, orange and the clouds shades of purple
a still photo grabbed from the movie The Long Walk, showing the central characters walking on a tattered asphalt road, with military vehicles following them
a tumblr post. monchursouls: ”harvesting my wheat” with striked out wheat emoji on top. rat-in-the-grain: ”hehehehehe”. monchursouls: ”can i fucking help you?”. under the interaction posted by user becdecorbin: a short comic using the aforementioned interaction, with monchursouls depicted as a scarecrow-ish character harvesting wheat and rat-in-the-grain depicted as a rat among the wheat
a photo of my bedroom taken from my point of view on the bed, showing the tv-wall and ceiling, hanging from the ceiling is a teal lampshade with a copper inside and a cutout design to it, the ceiling is lit up with a galaxy projector in pinks/purples/blues and a crescent moon with stars, the stars and galaxy extend a bit of a way onto the wall which in turn is lit up in pinks and oranges from the tv-backlighting and the blue/purple from two separate lights a bit lower, on top of the dresser can be seen a fan and a tiny claw-machine, the tv is showing a switch 2 controller selection screen as the photo was taken in the middle of a gaming session with a friend
a photo from yours truly’s point of view, i’m laying on my back on the bed with my right hand laid on my stomach holding onto a knitting work in progress, Mielikki the brown tabby cat is resting her head on top of my wrist making it nigh impossible to continue knitting (please ignore the chaos in the background, i’m in the middle of some autumn cleaning)
two photos side-by-side, both of the same arrangement taken out of yours truly’s point of view but slighty changed lighting and with the first one focusing on my hands and the work they’re holding and the other focused on Osmo the tuxedo cat; yours truly’s left leg on the bed (clothed in black joggers and teal knitted socks), my left hand on my lap holding onto the start of a seafoam green and coffee brown striped jumper i’m knitting out of bulky yarn, Osmo lying to the right side of my leg leaning onto it and relaxing
a photo taken from a low-ish angle facing the living room window, Osmo the tuxedo cat laying on the coffee table looking towards the camera with a decorative clear glass plate in front of him that bounces off sunlight in a slightly ethereal way, Mielikki the brown tabby cat lays on top of the sofa’s backrest in the background, outside is a bright and vibrant late summer’s afternoon, the sun shines in and gives an ethereal feel to the cats as it lights their furs with a kind of halo-ish effect.
a text stating ”resident evil 4” on top of a video of Aja talking to Maddy Morphosis (from Maddy’s ”Give It To Me Straight”)
a photo of an in real life recreation of Vincent Van Gogh's room from when he lived in the "yellow house", complete with the blue walls and yellow bed
an arrangement of stickers, postcards, a pin and a patch laid out onto a sofa with a blue floral print, the items feature a variety of cats, wolves, rats and a worm on a string, some with slogans "i'm so gay", "worry worm", "i am full of rage" and in finnish "it is hard and difficult" and "can't always have the energy or the ability"
three art-prints in black frames laid out onto a sofa with a blue flowery print, the leftmost print is of an orange tabby cat climbing a tangerine tree with a blue sky in the background, the center print is of an orange tabby cat wearing a blue dress walking in a green field with yellow flowers holding onto a pole with three koinobori on it, the rightmost print is of a white cat wearing a straw hat laying in a blue box surrounded by other blue boxes filled with oranges, beneath the center frame can be seen a hand-written thank you card with a drawn cat on it
Mielikki the tabby cat and Osmo the tuxedo cat sitting on the pc-desk next to each other facing away from the camera, Osmo looking towards the monitor and Mielikki looking towards Osmo, the scene is relaxed
a photo taken from my point of view, where i am sitting at my pc desk playing Minecraft Dungeons, holding a teal ps5 controller in my left hand, Osmo the tuxedo cat is sitting on top of the desk to my left next to my hand very close to the screen with his head turned towards it to follow my character moving
photo taken from yours truly's point of view in front of the pc desk, looking down at Osmo the tuxedo cat sitting on top of a mammoth ottoman looking towards his owners lap, yours truly wearing purple shorts with a Spongebob Squarepants print and holding a teal ps5 controller
a photo of Tallinna Lauluväljak's stage taken from a distance to the right from the stage, a huge crowd of people can be seen all over the venue walking around and sitting on the grassy hill, the sky has clouds rippling over it with some sunrays shining through
Osmo the tuxedo cat sitting in his owner's lap in front of the pc desk with a movie and a chat happening on the screen, Osmo has his back to the screen and is looking upwards behind the camera at his owner with his silly strabismic eyes.
a photo of Osmo the tuxedo cat laying on top of his owner in bed looking towards him, taken from a low angle so as to bring into focus the massive round head of the majestic kitty
a selfie of yours truly from about 2008ish summertime, taken from an extreme high angle (as was the custom at that time) standing on top of a huge boulder not looking at the camera but instead straight ahead with an open-mouth smile, an emo haircut dyed red, narrow black-rimmed glasses, a red t-shirt with a darker red splatter pattern, black skinny jeans with a couple of chains on the right side, fake vans with a spiralling black-and-white checkered print