Hyper

@hyperbx.bsky.social

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Code Rewriter (he/him) Linktree: https://linktr.ee/hyperbx

How GitHub looking like when you have 1 micro second to check the source
How Hot Can It Get? Vsauce • 23m views • 13 years ago
If errors, delete errors.
Subway BE LIKE "Let's finish setting up your sandwich" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I would like some peppers and lettuce please
Elijah Wood giving a confused look and saying "Thank you? Umm.." during the prank interview.
Sonic Heroes for Xbox (Classics) Sonic Heroes for PC (Sold Out Software) Sonic Heroes for Xbox Sonic Heroes for GameCube (Player's Choice) Sonic Heroes for PlayStation 2
Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance with the caption "SHITS GAY ALL YEAR ROUND SON!"
Sonic Frontiers "TRY AGAIN" screen with the text replaced with "FUCK YOU", proceeded by the game loading in with the objective "Get the Penis".
32 °C Precipitation: 0% Humidity: 38% Wind: 13 mph
A computer tower on a desk with a Corsair VS450 power supply sitting on top of it, sloppily hooked up to the internals. Beside it is a BenQ monitor displaying the Windows restarting screen.
Types of Headaches: Migraine, Hypertension, Stress, Navigating game code with Denuvo
Homer Simpson having the best sleep of his life
Four SMS messages from the NHS sent within the span of a few weeks that all read: "Hi [name], Do you have the NHS app? Did you know you can order prescriptions, book and manage appointments, view test results and documents, view hospital referrals and hospital waiting list times, plus much more all at your own convenience 24 hours a day. You can have the app on your phone or dow[...]"
Two people carrying a person on a stretcher. Person A says "What happened to him?" Person B says "He tried to continue with NHS login"
Zoom Workplace update dialog that shows an update is available from 6.4.0 to 6.6.6.
These are the worst drivers of all time critikal compilations 135K views • 1 month ago
All health conditions 6 May 2025 1:35 pm Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder Significance: Significant Status: Active 17 December 2024 Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder Significance: Minor Status: Active 15 July 2024 Computer programmer Significance: Minor Status: HealthAdministration
A top-down view of Soleanna Castle Town from SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (2006) in 3ds Max with the Kynapse AI path ways loaded on top.
A screenshot of the website for voidtools Everything.
Walter White says "jesse what the fuck are you talking about"
A Git commit on GitHub titled "English (Simplified)" with the description "For consistency." The diff shows a class name being renamed from "Colour" (spelt with a U, for English (UK)) to "Color" (without a U, for English (US)).
Marathon Recompiled options menu on the "Input settings" tab with the "Horizontal Camera" option selected.
Me explaining to my DisplayPort why it should stop fucking blacking out and work like a normal fucking machine
Skyth: okay time to get that font texture uploaded Attached is a screenshot of the Dear ImGui Demo window. The font texture hasn't been loaded, so all of the letters are rectangles. Michael: I read one of the squares as Balls Michael: my mind making up words is this how ai generates text in images Hyper: Imgui sega balls! Attached is a crop of Skyth's screenshot showing the words "imgui says hello!", misinterpreted as "imgui sega balls!" due to the shape of the rectangles forming the letters.
Unleashed Recompiled logo by LJSTAR
A white analog stick with a green arrow on top of it next to a white cogwheel. They're positioned and illustrated in such a way that kind of resembles a toilet.
A Steam dialog that reads "Activation Successful: Yakuza 3 Remastered Retail - [Digital] (EU)"
A Discord text channel during a voice call that involved some game debugging. The messages are a bunch of hexadecimal memory addresses, after which is a GIF of Mr. Krabs swallowing a giant pill. Needless to say, the topic of the voice call had changed since the debugging.
A completed GitHub Actions workflow for the latest commit to Marathon Recompiled, where the target branch ("main") is circled red.
Marathon Recompiled work-in-progress installer wizard that reads "Please select a language." The language options are mistakenly displayed in the following order: 日本語 (Japanese) Deutsch Français Español Italiano Additional Episode "Sonic Boss Attack"
A screenshot of the cutaway gag from Family Guy where a man is driving a Hummer and watching Madagascar.
The wiki article on U8 Archive from HedgeDocs reading the following: U8 Archive is a hierarchical archive format developed by Nintendo during the GameCube era and was predominantly used on the Wii. Titles using U8 Archive: - Sonic Heroes (PlayStation 2) - released 2004 - Sonic the Hedgehog (Xbox 360, PlayStation 3) - released 2006
A Discord conversation reading the following: Hyper: "I probably have more hours in Visual Studio this year than I do in any game" João: "pick your game of the year" Attached is a screenshot of The Game Awards' website, with Visual Studio edited in to be the last "game" in the list.
Marathon Recompiled's earlier main menu scaling at 9:16, where the metal borders expand to the top and bottom of the viewport.
A person facing the sunset with their hands raised in the air breaking chains between their arms.
Marathon Recompiled main menu at 16:10 with correct border scaling.
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (2006) displaying a message window from Sonic Unleashed that says "Are you sure you want to quit?" due to leftover ImGui layouts from Unleashed Recompiled
Marathon Recompiled CRIWARE logo screen at 1280x900 (4:3).
A Discord message sent at 5:43 AM on August 24th that reads "I could force the existing arrow instances to be skipped (no draw), then clone a single background arrow and keep cloning until it reaches the right edge of the display, then do the same for a single foreground arrow to the left and control the cast colour manually for fading"