500 cigarettes: eat this man

@hyperiontom.bsky.social

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gaming industry must shitpost queer af

A screenshot of splatoon where a character has a speech bubble of Splatoon Hank Hill talking to Bobby Hill where he says “Now blooby there’s nothing cringe about inking the base”
A man in the papal tiara pulling back a 2026 calendar to reveal the date of 1522, with the woman behind him saying “there is a new schism in the Catholic Church that started in Switzerland”
a meme with Kermit the a Frog putting his arm around Pepe with the text “imma keep it real with you chief… they’re bodying you in the comments and you fucking deserve it…”
A grainy picture of a frog in a wizard hat, in front of a foggy path. The text above him says “as the prophecy foretold” in a yellow fantasy font.
A screenshot of a Modern Warfare 2 Boycott steam group member list but all of the members are listed as “in game” in Modern Warfare 2
Screenshot of a tweet from 2021 that says “hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. She’s going to beat the shit out of you”
Monk with full body habit sitting on a bench wearing a basket on their face
“hey man, we’ve never talked before and never will again. But you’re really really stupid.”
Black and white cat with sunglasses and a gold chain. Text says: That wasn’t very cash money of you
A picture of a screen with a typed note taped on top of it that says “LOG OFF!!!” twice in bold letters.
A screenshot of instagram messages where in the AI section there’s a chat called “older bro Zach” using an AI photo of a white man in a living room, that has the description “get roasted by your big bro”
A picture of Nate Silver from the forehead to the top of his head, showing a very bizarre hair issue
A Twitter post from drill, with the text: I’m not owned! I’m not owned!!, I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
Meme picture from the Simpsons of a man in a phone booth on the phone saying “I need the shittiest take you have”
A picture of a man in a black onesie covered in early 2000 computer technology on the sidewalk in New York
A picture of Wayne from the movie Wayne’s World with a sarcastic expression pointing to Garth who is mostly offscreen with the text “get-a-load of this guy cam” in white text near the bottom
Facebook screenshot of a post with 5.3k likes. Text says “soon as 10:30 am hit the McDonalds workers shov all da breakfast up dey ass”
A four panel comic drawn comic by Beetlemoses. First panel is a man laying on his couch reading his phone with a speech bubble that says “I wonder if that movie is any good.” The second panel is a fake screenshot from a Rotten Tomatoes knockoff where the review says it has reached 100% on the tomato meter and an individual review “I loved it! 😊” written by Bob Disneyshill. The third panel is a a fake screenshot from Letterboxed that gave it one and a half stars with the text “my peenus hort” written by tight_5_tony, which has over 87 thousand likes. The fourth panel is the man reading his phone again, but now extremely frustrated with his hand on his scrunched up face and a vein popping out on his temple.
The cover of the game “Harlan Ellsion’s I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream” edited to say “Harlan Ellsion’s I Have A Mouth Now.” The artistic sci-fi-style picture of a man’s face on a square computer chip is mostly covered up by a giant, poorly cropped smiling mouth that has a speech bubble which says “wow this shit mad hurts allied master computer is an asshole”
a stock photo of an exhausted looking chef with a badly drawn-on Italian mustache loading dry pasta into a handgun magazine, and then putting the now “loaded” firearm to his temple with the small text “mama mia…”
A draining of a man about to hit another person from behind with a pipe. The assailant is labeled “me, a fucking nerd” the pipe is labeled “fucking nerd“ and the soon to be victim is labeled “nerd”
a low resolution image of humpty dumpty looking concerned
A picture of the 3rd impact from space, from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion
Lord Farquaad pointing and laughing with the text “linguistic prescriptivist” at the bottom
A picture of a man smoking with text that says: “let people enjoy things” okay I enjoy critical analysis and being a hater