Hyperspace Bob

@hyperspace-bob.bsky.social

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I am definitely from Earth.

a spider crawling over an infrared camera lens and voguing.
Cardboard boxes with holes cut in them containing PCs.
Clip of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, with Ferris saying "Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks, you'd have a diamond."
An crispy jpeg of a news article. Headline reads 'LOCAL MAN LOW ON YOGURT', featuring a blurry black and white image of a tragically deprived man. Text reads 'Yogurt shortages are once again hitting local Tacoma homes. On August 1, 2026 the Unilateral Snack Decision Association (USDA) issued a policy memo acknowledging that "fridges in multiple kitchens are experiencing yogurt supply chain challenges." Yogurt is a widely utilized snack in nearby kitchens and the disruption to the...'
A wayland dialog asking 'Are you sure?' with no buttons. A checkbox below labelled 'Do not ask me again' is checked.
a picture made with Wigglypaint depicting a mysterious wizard casting POWER WORD: SLAY on a lucky victim, putting them in a cute outfit
A clip from the classic comedy movie 'Kung Fu Hustle' captioned with "We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."
a wiggly paint picture using the PB&J scheme. A wizard smoking a pipe, wearing sunglasses, and holding a staff is incinerating some hapless fool with Power Word: Fuckin Dope
cropped image reading "Pure Beer Will Not make You Bilious
A glass jar half full of water, with a number of lotus seeds at the bottom. One is sprouting.
An infrared video of a backyard pond, being visited by a pair of raccoons. They slip through the poorly-spaced lines of the fence multiple times before accidentally touching it.
A screenshot of Limmy's 'Adventure Call' skit with Rakkatak's head from Tigers, Tigers pasted in. Caption reads "CALLER: Kill Rakkatak".
An infrared video of an adult racoon and four kids encountering an electric fence.
An old Facebook post from 'Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary' reading 'When Tilly joined the OFSDS family, just ovr a week ago, she was barely able to walk due to back end weakness. Today after daily exercise and with a strong desire to be outside with everyone, Till is getting around just fine and is following the group everywhere they go :)' Shared a is a photo of old dachshund outside in the sun. A comment reads 'BLESS YOU TILLY, GET STRONGER EVERY DAY, YOU SURE ARE A LONG BABY,'
a fish drawn with WigglyPaint
a WigglePaint drawn logo reading "Linked in(derogatory)"
a happy mushroom drawn in WigglyPaint
A nervous frog sitting on a lily pad with a pink and purple flower. Drawn in WigglyPaint
A website made in wigglypaint, with a hand drawn sun, clouds, grass, and flower, with hand drawn buttons
A pond with floating lilys and other plants, bordered by a rock shore.
a number of goldfish schooling in a pond. One fish, Ozzy, is circled.
A pale fantail goldfish
A yellow book cover featuring a pile of spaghetti and meatballs titled 'The International Meatball'
A trophy label reading "115TH ANNUAL BADGER RAZZLING TOURNAMENT 2006 WASHINGTON STATE REGIONAL"
tokyo long scallions in a pot with a printed label reading 'terra garden by david' featuring Johnny Crow watering his garden
A small blue trash can with a label reading 'STEP TRASH CAN'
A vintage advertisement for 'Whole Wheat Homo Biscuit - Contain unbolted wheat mean - National Biscuit Company - 10 cents a package'
A sticker reading 'PROTECT TRANS YOUTH' staring a possum and baby.
TO WAKE UP GAY, try this tonight for morning freshness. A beautiful woman sings choruses with a little bird as she brushes her hair. Drink Ovaltine to help you to sleep, and wake up singing. Published in a 1947 issue of WOMAN'S DAY.
A collage of various images referencing lighting strikes, low voltage, and electrocution
A tumblr post from headroomdotonline with a Max Headroom Avatar. The post reads "every time you make an llm pretend to be me I can feel it and it hurts"
A row of wide mouth mason jars with colorful lids, full of skyr yogurt
A parody of Banksy's "Exit Thorugh the Gift Shop" movie poster. It reads: "EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP. (Pérégrinations au spatioport). a valentineg0blin222 film."
A hand doodle of a dragon looking around a rock
Two red boxes set against a space themed backdrop
A miniature token made of paper illustrating a menacing robot.
old school browser for OMNINet, showing a story about slow map data