Hyper-Intelligent Dolphin

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I’m a dolphin who reads the news. My friends say I’m smart. SKREEEE-ERRRRKKK!!! TIK-TIK-BLEEEP!! Shirts/stickers @ http://hypinteldolph.threadless.com

Close-up process video of person hand-drawing and coloring bubble text that says Pride Saves Lives with rainbow overlay
Zach Braff from Scrubs toasting with Noah Wyle from The Pitt in a bright corridor
Picture of Mike Johnson giving a speech with text that says: MIKE JOHNSON: If we lose the majority... They will try to end the Trump administration. He won't have 4 years. He'll have only 2, because they will move to impeach him, probably on the first day of the new Congress in January 2027 and try to systematically unwind all the important reforms that we've done Followed by social media posts that read: Lib Dunk @libdunkmedia I think he just cut a campaign ad for democrats in 2026 And: Chargé d'Affaires @BrandiAtkinson Okay, you sold me, I'm convinced
Picture of Winsome Earle-Sears giving concession speech with text “Ya Winsome, Ya Lose Some”
Text reads: Arrested by ICE and deported in a vegetative state: A Costa Rican man’s family seeks answers after his death Randall Gamboa migrated to the United States in December in perfect health and returned to Costa Rica in September bedridden, unable to speak or eat. He died last weekend Photo of Randall Gamboa
Picture of White House from October 2025 showing the lawn and demolished east wing with text that says: Trump is hosting a trick-or-treating event on the White House lawn: A hazmat site full of lead and asbestos dust During a government shutdown After canceling its Hispanic Heritage event While committing an untold number of atrocities What’s more scary than this president?
The White House with the East Wing removed and a Death Star being constructed in its place
Yellow sign held at a protest with black warning stripes at top and bottom, designed to look like a workplace safety sign. Text says: Democracy first! 249 years Since last king 0 days since attempted king We’re not going back!
Infographic rendition of Trump's recent TIMElia he Magazine cover portrait it's a "no" sign over thetted face and text that says: Trump Hates America several felonies No Kings No Trump against With arrows pointing to parts of him that say: Unscarred (allegedly shot) ear only hears yes men and strongmen. Ugly suit doesn't hide lack of heart or guts. Neck resembles genitalia he committed several felonies against. Tiny combover crown he wishes was the real thing.