Matt L

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Minneapolis. Comics. Cats. Action Figures. Weird bad movies. Weird good movies. Wrestling maybe? I dunno.

A photo of the Marvel Legends Secret Wars Iron Man action figure in package.
A photo of Marvel Legends Peggy Carter. A brunette woman in a green military uniform holding a Thompson submachine gun.
The filecard for the GI Joe Collectors Club Doc figure. Text reads: SPECIAL OPERATIONS MEDIC Code Name CARLA "DOC" GREER™ File Name: Greer, Carla P. Primary Military Specialty: Medical Corps Officer SN: 029-17-WC42 Secondary Military Specialty: Chaplain Assistant Birthplace: Concord, Massachusetts Grade: 0-3 CARLA DOC GREER acquired her medical degree from the Wayne State University School of Medicine. She took residence at a local Detroit hospital. but found treating victims of repetitive street violence too circular. Seeking to help more worthy wounded, she decided to follow in her legendary uncle's footsteps with a military career. Upon her enlistment into the Army. she successfully completed the AMEDD (Army Medical Department) Officer Advanced Course at the top of her class. Specializing in both laboratory and behavioral sciences, she proved that she could perform under the intense physical and mental pressures required for the job. Opting for a position as a special operations medic, she was instantly recruited into the G.I. JOE team. Safeguarding human life has become more than a job it's a family tradition. CARLA "DOC" GREER supervises and administers emergency medical treatment to battlefield casualties She is ready to perform her duty in any climate and environment. Working closely with her G.I. JOE support staff, a MEDEVAC (medical evacuation) transport is always a radio call away. Because she's a pacifist, her sidearm is actually a unique tranquilizer gun that contains a sedative to help the wounded or incapacitate any unruly COBRA prisoners for extraction "A smile hurts less than a scalpel."
Panel from Unbeatable Squirrel Girl depicting the vampire cow, Hellcow. A brown cow with red eyes and a black collared cape.
A custom action figure of Rowdy Roddy Piper as a GI Joe. He wears a black leather jacket, a black t shirt a red kilt, boots, and sunglasses and holds a submachine gun in his right hand
Art of Marvel Comics’ Arnim Zola, a man in an orange and lavender costume with a camera sort of item in place of his head and a large face on his torso. The face has been replaced with an image of Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks, his skin the color of the inside of a rare steak.
A photo of two action figures showing their relative scale.
Art of the Soft Master from GI Joe. He’s an older Japanese man with balding hair in an orange gi
The cover of Marvel’s Team America 10. The title characters ride toward the viewer on their motorcycles, clad in their red white and blue uniforms. The head of their combined form, The Marauder looms in the background.
The cover of Marvel GI Joe 135 starring Snake Eyes and Ninja Force, Snake Eyes leaps at the viewer brandishing swords and in the background, the other Ninja Force members, Scarlett, Nunchuck, Storm Shadow, Dojo and T’jbang strike martial arts poses
A promotional photo of a kid playing with some Star Wars toys. His expression is one of disinterest at best.
Graphic from a Raising Cane’s menu board of an AI generated sort of image of famous dead asshole Chuck Norris kicking towards the viewer holding a chicken finger in his right fist wearing an “NCFD” belt buckle for national chicken finger day. A badge in the lower left assures us that this is “Chuck Norris Approved”
A panel from Doom Patrol 112. A man with brown hair in red pajamas climbs from his bed and walks towards an open window, his arms extended. The caption reads: “A MOMENT LATER, IN THE PRESIDENT’S BEDROOM . . . “ and the man’s dialogue balloon reads “DIE! DIE! THE NIGHT REACHES OUT FOD ME AND I MUST - - DIE!”
The Marge Simpson meme where she’s in a weird low wide legged stance with her arms extended at the sides
3 panels from the 1947 EC Comics Animal Fables issue 5. They depict a villainous cartoon red ant in a crown and cape hearing news that someone is threatening his reign. He’s depicted as a fairly standard rounded cartoon character except for the final panel in which he is shown from below and suddenly has a very distinct jawline/chin.
A box in a thrift store display case. The box shows has a photo of a green field and beautiful blue sky with a photo of a squat, stylized soldier in green camouflage uniform with a mustache, holding a rifle in his right hand. There is a clock in the figures belly. The copy on the box reads “SOLDIER SHAPE ALARM CLOCK”
A photo of wrestler Shawn Michaels from the mid 90s. He has round reflective lensed sunglasses and a gold vest and is posing with his hands in his hair.
A sequence of 4 images from the Lupin the Third cartoon. In the first, a brunette woman looks down, the subtitle reads: Two Thousand years ago, on the night the shooting star pierced the sky . . . Image 2 shows a stable “ . . . In a humble stall at the edge of the Jewish town of Bethlehem . . . The Image 3 shows the biblical Mary holding two children in her lap “ . . . My mother Mary gave birth to a twin brother and sister. Jesus Christ and Camila.” The final image shows a blonde haired infant, eyes closed, two small fangs visible in her mouth “I was a fanged vampire from birth.”
Full page art of Amanda Waller from the Suicide Squad comics from DC. She’s a stocky black woman in a purple suit, throwing a key ring in the air. Behind her are Suicide Squad members Captain Boomerang, Deadshot, and Bronze Tiger
The GTAV load screen for Trevor with the awful House of Glory AI “sweetened” image of Eddie Kingston’s head superimposed.
Akira Hokuto, Joshi wrestler, in an elaborate blue, white and gold costume, poses with a katana, headshot photos of her rivals arrayed in front of her.
A photo of GI Joe 50th Anniversary Duke. He wears a baggy yellow shirt, green military armor and green baggy pants.
Panels from issue three of Nth Man. Dialogue reads: Sasha: THAT WAS AN AMERICAN OFFICER YOU SHOT... ... ISNT HE ON YOUR SIDE? Nth Man: NOBODY'S ON YOUR SIDE BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF THE SUIT HE HAPPENS TO BE WEARING, SASHA... AND IF BELONGING TO A “SIDE" MEANS DOING WRONG STUFF SIMPLY BECAUSE EVERY ONE ELSE IS... COUNT ME OUT.
A stack of Nth Man, The Ultimate Ninja comic books.
Two turtles on a rock next to a pond, their legs and feet spread in the air.
Detail of a collage of Vince McMahon pictures showing his current appearance with the text “Current Vince” on it.
A render of a GI Joe Classified version of Action Man. He’s a black haired white guy in a blue t shirt and black combat pants and boots.
The cover of GI Joe 23 by Michael Golden. Cobra Commander, front and center, in handcuffs is flanked by Clutch and Roadblock.
A still from the film “Track of the Moon Beast” of Frank Larabee and band performing the song California Lady. Made famous? Having been riffed on Mystery Science Theater 3000
Splash page from the debut of Iron Hat Ferris, a man in a purple suit and a bat-like metal mask that conceals his face.
The cover of Marvel Comic’s Tomb of Dracula #1, but Dracula and his victim have been replaced with action figures. Dracula holds a blonde woman in his arms and stands menacingly in a foggy forest with a castle in the background
The cover of Steve Ditko’s Mr. A. It’s all in black, white, yellow and red.
An edit of the Cobray International ad using Names and images from the GI Joe enemy group Cobra.
A photo of the Super 7 ReAction Lady Jaye figure. She wears a red shirt, blue pants, and brown/gray boots. She has short shaggy brown hair.
Art of DC Comics Stallion. He wears a black cowboy hat, a black western style shirt with no sleeves, martial arts pants and a martial arts belt. He wields nunchucks.
Panel of DC Comics Tala, she wears a black dress and cape and has long black hair. She’s emerging from some ethereal mist.
A photo of three action figures. Marvel Legends Iceman, Spider-Man and Firestar in their Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends looks.
Photo of a Teeny Tinies Teeny Gelato Cart toy accessory set in package.
Photo of a Teeny Tinies Teeny Lemonade Stand toy accessory set in package.
Photo of a Teeny Tinies Teeny Flower Wagon toy accessory set in package.
Photo of a Teeny Tinies Teeny Veggie GArden toy accessory set in package.
Photo of a Teeny Tinies Teeny Turtles Bodega Run! toy accessory set in package.
Photo of a Teeny Tinies Teeny Candy Shop toy accessory set in package.
Photo of a Teeny Tinies Teeny Bathroom toy accessory set in package.
Photo of a Teeny Tinies Teeny Spa Day toy accessory set in package.
Detail from the 1988 GI Joe toy catalog showing the six members of Battleforce 2000
Detail of an Action Force action figure card back showing the Cobra logo they used. It’s a black oval with a gold border and “COBRA” printed inside in white letters, kinda Cooper-Bold-ish? A white and green cartoon cobra snake coils around it.
Photo of a workspace break room counter. There’s a rack holding boxes of various teas sealed in package. On the counter in front of the rack is a sealed pack of ranch dressing.
A photo of two action figures. On the left, a man with brown hair holding a camera wearing a green jacket, a blue button up Shirt, and jeans. On the right Hector Ramirez, from the Sunbow cartoon universe, wearing a blue sport coat, gray slacks, a red tie, and holding a microphone with a “2Q” logo for his show 20 Questions.
A photo of three action figures. One in an army General’s uniform, one in a green field jacket and tan pants, holding a rifle and a machete, and one in a blue suit holding a pistol. All have the same bearded head with brown hair and a scar on the right cheek.
A panel from the original Adventure Team Bulletman comic strip ad. Bulletman wears a red leotard, with a black belt and red boots. His legs are bare. He has silver arms, and a bullet shaped silver helmet.
Alan Moore dressed up like fuckin’ Mac Tonite or something.
A photo of an Iron Man Action figure, next to his head is an unmasked Tony Stark head in his 70s look.
A picture of an Action Man ATOM figure next to a ruler showing that it is in fact 5in tall.
A toy of the Action Man ATOM character Flesh. He’s grotesquely muscular and vascular and wears tattered gym clothes
Art of Spydah from Action Man ATOM
A Burger King ad, but the text in the burger is the Steiner Math wrestling promo.