Joseph B. Meyer

@hypothesiss.bsky.social

87 Followers 96 Following

IDK, man.

The Warriors 4 stars; This is Spinal Tap 4 stars; John Wick Chapter 4 3 stars; Hopper 4 stars.
A Bluesky license with a classification status of "Bluesky Explorer" which is just above "Newbie" status. It features my profile photo and 6 profile rankings that create the license class.
The cover of The Rise of the Videogame Zinesters: How Freaks, Normals, Amateurs, Artists, Dreamers, Dropouts, Queers, Housewives, and People Like You Are Taking Back an Art Form by Anna Anthropy.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind 2 1/2 stars; Soul 4 stars; Starship Troopers 4 stars; Wet Hot American Summer 5 stars.
John Wick Chapter 2 4 stars; Harvey 4 stars; Steel Magnolias 3 1/2 stars; Robocop 4 1/2 stars.
Project Hail Mary 5 stars; The Accountant 2 2 1/2 stars; Gunbuster the Movie 2 1/2 stars; Rush Hour 4 1/2 stars.
Timecop 3 1/2 stars; Swordfish 2 1/2 stars; 11’09”01 September 11 5 stars; Hair Wolf 3 1/2 stars.
Squish! 4 stars; Remote Control 3 stars; Fallen Angels 4 stars; Maniac Cop 2 1/2 stars.
They Live 4 stars; Predator Badlands 3 1/2 stars; Gone in 60 Seconds (1974) 2 1/2 stars; To Live and Die in L.A. 4 stars.
Cool Runnings 4 stars; Mad Max 2: Road Warrior 4 stars; Total Recall 4 1/2 stars; Ghost in the Shell 4 1/2 stars.
A screenshot of Bluesky Trending on Saturday morning, 02-07-2026. "Trending. 1. Caturday. 2. B Movie Maniacs. 3. Classic Horror. 4. The Last Drive In. 5. House on Haunted Hill."
A selfie of Joseph and Corrigan with gigantic, open-mouthed smiles and a brewery in the background.
Kpop Demon Hunters 4 stars; John Wick 4 1/2 stars; Die Hard 2 4 stars; Diner 3 stars.
Diner 3 stars; The Muppet Christmas Carol 5 stars; Wake Up Dead Man 3 1/2 stars; The Thing 4 1/2 stars.
Die Hard 5 stars; A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving 4 stars; Harry and Tonto 3 1/2 stars; Big Trouble in Little China 4 stars.
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown 4 1/2 stars; The Descent 4 1/2 stars; Dawn of the Dead 5 stars; Coraline 4 stars.
Hotel Transylvania 2 1/2 stars; Prom Night 3 stars; Sleepaway Camp 1 1/2; Hocus Pocus 4 stars.
Hocus Pocus 4 stars; Slotherhouse 1/2 star; Blood Quantum 3 stars; The Omen 2 1/2 stars.
The Omen 2 1/2 stars; Prince of Darkness 4 1/2 stars; Ghosts of Mars 1 1/2 stars; The Lost Boys 4 1/2 stars.
Christine 3 1/2 stars; The Devils 3 1/2 stars; Shivers 2 stars; Attack the Block 4 stars.
Attack the Block 4 stars; Azrael 3 stars; All the President’s Men 4 1/2 stars; Ready or Not 2 stars.
Poltergeist 3 1/2 stars; Jaws 5 stars; Chinatown 4 stars; Hocus Pocus 4 stars.
Hocus Pocus 4 stars; Action USA 2 1/2 stars; The Limey 3 stars; Predator 2 2 1/2 stars.
Cool Hand Luke 3 1/2 stars; Con Air 3 stars; Out Cold 2 stars; Grind 2 stars.
A screenshot of Steam Purchases from top to bottom in reverse chronological order: June 21, 2014 The Stanley Parable; June 21, 2014 State of Decay; November 10, 2012 Counter-Strike: Global Offensive; July 9, 2011 Team Fortress 2 with subtext Team Fortress 2 - Upgrade to Pre, Blighted Beak, Scout Starter Pack, Medic Starter Pack; July 9, 2011 Purchased $5.00 Wallet Credit; July 9, 2011 Sam and Max: Seasons 1-3.
Bad Boys 4 stars; Major Payne 5 stars; The Sandlot 3 1/2 stars; Slumber Party Massacre 3 stars.
The Slumber Party Massacre 3 stars; Superman (2025) 4 stars; Bernice Bobs Her Hair 4 stars; The French Connection 3 1/2 stars.
Robocop 4 1/2 stars; Tangled 5 stars; The Bourne Identity 4 1/2 stars; Captain America: The First Avenger 4 stars.
Live Free or Die Hard 3 1/2 stars; Nowhere 4 1/2 stars; O Brother, Where Art Thou 4 stars; 28 Days Later 4 stars.
28 Days Later 4 stars; The Doom Generation 3 stars; Totally F***ed Up 4 stars; Slumdog Millionaire 3 stars.
Slumdog Millionaire 3 stars; BMX Bandits 2 stars; Chopping Mall 2 1/2 stars; John Wick 2 4 stars.
Zoolander 3 1/2 stars; Thunderbolts 4 stars; Dawn of the Dead 5 stars; A Complete Unknown 3 1/2 stars.
Rogue One 4 stars; Alien:Romulus 3 1/2 stars; Alien: Covenant 2 1/2 stars; Prometheus 2 stars.
The Last Starfighter 2 1/2 stars; Barbarella 2 stars; The Lost Boys 4 1/2 stars; The King’s Man 3 1/2 stars.
Star Wars 4 stars; Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol 3 stars; Kingsman: The Golden Circle 3 stars; The Italian Job (2003) 3 stars.
Heretic 2 1/2 stars; The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) 3 1/2 stars; Sinners 4 1/2 stars; Drive 4 stars.
Joseph smiling in front of Cinemark Waco in a plaid collared shirt in soft pastel colors of pink, blue, yellow, and white.
Drive 4 Stars; Mission Impossible 3 4 Stars; Escape from LA 3 1/2 Stars; Barbie 3 Stars.
Between the Lines 4 Stars; Crimes of the Future (1970) 1 1/2 Stars; Dredd 5 Stars; The Warriors 4 Stars.
Wet Hot American Summer 5 stars; Heat 4 1/2 stars; Jurassic Park 5 stars; Conclave 4 stars.
Conclave 4 stars. Bullet Train 2 stars. Thief 3 1/2 stars. The Velvet Vampire 2 1/2 stars.
Thief 3 1/3 stars. The Velvet Vampire 2 1/2 stars. Empire Records 3 1/2 stars. The Running Man 4 1/2 stars.
Empire Records 3 1/2 stars. The Running Man 4 1/2 stars. The Grand Budapest Hotel 4 1/2 stars. Fear City 2 1/2 stars.
Fear City 2 1/2 stars. A Real Pain 4 stars. Say Anything 4 stars. Galaxy Quest 4 stars.