mr coffee

@i.n33d.coffee

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he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim

An R2-D2 temporary tattoo
Your ΔЕок JND 0.0023 You're seeing differences that most colour scientists would call noise. If you're not already calibrating displays for a living, you're leaving money on the table.
A photo of a child sitting at a kitchen table. The child is wearing red overalls and a white shirt. He is clutching what looks like a purple kitchen rag in his right hand (viewer’s left) and a glass bottle of Budweiser in the left (viewer’s right). Both are resting on a 101 Dalmatians placemat.
A close up of the label of a vinyl record. The label says a lot of thing but the important words are: Original master recording Steely Dan “Aja”
A carton of eggs with eggs at coordinates: - (1, 1) - (1, 4) - (2, 2) - (2, 3) - (3, 2) - (3, 4) - (4, 1) - (4, 3) - (5, 1) - (5, 2) - (5, 4) - (6, 2) - (6, 4)
A large format bottle of Silver Oak Cabernet with bananas for scale.
The gif shows scrolling down past the last chat in an Instagram message showing the “swipe up to enable disappearing messages” prompt. I am swiping up and down but not enough to engage the feature.
What appears to be a humanoid hand holding a stack of six Pringles over a wooden table.
Jays Krunchers! Kettle cooked sweet Hawaiian style onion flavored potato chips. A mouthful on multiple levels!
Logo for the Brave web browser.
A screenshot of the text post that this post is quoting. But there are 69 likes, so yeah, worth commemorating.
Picture of a tube of beer can chicken pringles and a tube of grilled beer brat pringles on a granite counter top.
Sony “street style” headphones that go behind the ears yet around the head?!!? Whhhhaaaaaat?
Photo of a vinyl record: Music to Strip By Party fun songs from the golden age of burlesque Played by “Bald” Bill Hagan and his Trocaderons
A carrot that looks like it has two legs, well, actually… three legs.
Mr. Coffee's most recent skin (avatar/profile picture). A pixel art drawing of an iced coffee in a clear to-go cup with a green straw. The cup is on a gradient background starting as a light, sky blue in the lower left corner and fading to a super light blue almost white in the upper right corner. The drawing is very original and in no way reminds anyone of an iced beverage from an international coffee shop chain.
A photo of a can of New Glarus Spotted Cow Ale. The can is sitting on a porch railing in front of a lawn and a road. Beyond the road a slightly blurry lake can be seen.
Bluesky notification: Dr. Niles Crane MD liked your post • 4h When Niles Crane said, “small, consistent, efforts,” I felt that.
Photo of an A/C unit with an index card taped on the front which reads: Sorry Unit is Broken.
A photo of a can (tube?) of Pringles. Naturally and artificially flavored Grilled Beer Brat Pringles.
A poop emoji on a post it note. Siri literally pooped this out when asked for a shit post. Best part is now it’s in my emoji keyboard.
Screenshot of a calorie counting app. 28 grams of Utz Cheese Balls we’re logged. A positive pattern was detected. New health food unlocked 🔓
Photo of a TV with everyone’s favorite Disney app Disney+ the screen says: To exit Junior Mode, enter the numbers you read into the fields below. SEVEN, SIX, ZERO, EIGHT 7 6 0 8 That's not quite right. Try again.
Screenshot of an email from Astronomer saying: Dear displayName, We recognize there was social media activity today regarding Astronomer executives and we are taking this situation very seriously. The Board has launched a formal investigation to ensure we're handling everything with integrity and in line with our policies. They are committed to completing it swiftly and responsibly, and to taking the appropriate actions in the best interest of customers like you. There will be no change in the level of service you receive from Astronomer during this time. As a company we are fully committed to supporting your data orchestration needs and look forward to our continued success together. Please reach out if you have any questions. The Astronomer Team
Photo of the clouds on the edge of an approaching storm front. The top of a one of trees can be seen near the bottom. There is another cloud in the foreground resembling an upside down "u" or a handle bar mustache.
Photo of a coffee cup on a black and grey granite counter top. The cup says "Coffee with Jesus" and has a drawing of Jesus holding a coffee cup with a speech bubble that says "Don’t be a punk."
Photo of a Lays (© 2025 The Walt Disney Corporation) branded potato chips. The flavor is "Bacon Grilled Cheese." I’ll be dammed if it doesn’t taste like grilled cheese with bacon though.
A painting of a largemouth bass, presumably named Billy, with a handwritten caption that says “largemouth bass” Everyone’s favorite Disney fish or something.
A photo of everyone’s favorite Disney snack, the corn dog. It is sitting in a paper serving tray on a metal picnic table.
The box to a raindrip branded watering system. The box is sitting on a barely visible patio table in the shade of a tree that throws an annoying amount of seeds all summer long.
Mr. Coffee's default skin (avatar/profile picture). A pixel art drawing of a coffee in a white to-go coffee cup with a green heat sleeve. The cup is on a light green background. The drawing is very original and in no way reminds anyone of an international coffee shop chain.
A square sandbox at a public park with long pre-sunset shadows cast across the ground. We all know what the most common use case for these boxes actually is.
Close up of the tip of a green rubber drum stick that is part of a Bluey branded kids electronic drum set. The tip is oval shaped with a hole at the top making it resemble a green olive with the pit removed.
Screenshot from the classic Disney show "Futurama" of a floating brain in a library reading a book. The brain is surrounded by a blue aura with a lawyerly bookshelf partially visible on either side of it. The subtitles say: Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands.
Dave Grohl as Lucifer in the Tenacious D movie.
A Ring Neighbors post which says: Anyone know where I can get free lots of bananas?
CARROT Weather screen shot saying the temperature is 11°F and the feels like temperature is 2°F, the snark quote says “Even a tauntaun can’t survive in this.“
Screen shot of the CARROT weather app. The temperature is -1°F, the feels like temperature is -5°F, and the random snark tagline says “Get your fucking scarf.”
Screen shot of a lead sheet score for the song "Blue Sky" by Allman Brothers Band. The sheet music looks like the style of a Hal Leonard Real Book.
Count Chocula. From the breakfast cereal.
Picture of the trunk of a white (maybe silver) BMW with California plates. The license plate is a vanity plate reading: "IS♥ED." The photo has a caption saying: "I’m not sure if it says, 'Is Loved' or, 'I Sharted.'"
A tweet (post? xeet?) from the "official" Elmo X account. The post says: Elmo’s 2025 Ins and Outs In- smiling more In- making new friends In- leaning big words Out- rocks
Screenshot of the quoted post. The word that the screenshot caught is “mojo.”
GIF of the scene from Nacho Libre where a kid asks Jack Black’s character “How come we can’t ever have just, like, a salad?”
Screen shot of the GIF in the quoted post. It is the word “rampage” in black text on a white background. The Merriam-Webster logo can be seen in the bottom right.
Ed, Edd, and Eddy standing in a row looking toward the bottom left of the image.