Dog Dad Afternoon

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Profile alt text: a corgi holding a dog toy shaped like a medieval flail. A tuxedo cat glowers in the background. Some tech dipshit. I have two corgis, a cat, two rats, and one human child, in ascending order of how likely they are to eat me when I die.

Penny, a cardigan welsh corgi. She has brown fur on her back and sides and her ears and around her eyes. She has a white belly, white "socks", a white muzzle, and a wide white stripe up her nose. She is sleeping on her side on a comfy blue chair. Her little tongue is sticking about an inch out of her mouth. You can't hear it, but she's snoring like a divorced alcoholic.
A dialogue box from a chess.com coach bot, providing feedback to the player. It has been edited to read "?? rook takes d4 is a super bunder. Genuinely what the fuck. There was only one bad move and you somehow found it. Every single other move would have improved your position".
a raccoon with a croc on his head, it looks sort of like a mitre at first glance.
The sickos meme, badly translated to latin. A pervert is leering through a window saying "vero ... ha ha hae ... VERO!" and wearing a shirt that says "opsceni" (approximately latin for Sickos, I hope)
The sickos meme, badly translated to latin. A pervert is leering through a window saying "vero ... ha ha hae ... VERO!" and wearing a shirt that says "opsceni" (approximately latin for Sickos, I hope)
Milhouse from the Simpsons wearing flood pants; his feet are soaked but the cuffs of his jeans are bone-dry. He triumphantly exclaims "everything's coming up Milhouse!"
Penny, a brindle-colored Cardigan Welsh Corgi, asleep on a comfortable blue chair. Her eyes are closed and her little tongue is sticking out.
A messy desk with two warhammer tanks of the Sisters of Battle in the foreground. One tank is an Exorcist, which is like a tank that has a pipe organ on top and the pipe organ is also a missile launcher, and an Immolator, which is like a tank but the windshield is stained glass. In the back, Sister Superior Amelia Novena looks on from the base of a lamp.
A headline reading "Struggling shoe retailer Allbirds makes bizarre pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 400%"
receipt showing a donation for a hundred dollars (plus fees and supporting the host fund) to the 2026 Folwell Community Fund
A tweet by @AndrewNadeau0 reading "Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child. Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino."
The phrase "Richard Nixon RP Account" as rendered by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo generator, featuring "Richard Nixon RP" in white text on a red background and then "Account" in green curved text below.
a white ceramic mug that says "I hope this email kills us both" in plain lower case black text
Screenshot of two columns of names in white text on a blue background. The names are from an NES game, called RBI Baseball. They weren't able to get the rights to use real MLB players, so they had names like "Sleve McDichael", "Onson Sweemey", "Willie Dustice", "Jeromy Gride", "Anatoli Smorin", "Shown Furcotte", "Bobson Dugnutt", and so on.
A raccoon gazing off into the distance, with overlaid text reading "I am cringe but I am free"
A video of a small merle cardigan welsh cogri, coming out from under the couch. The couch is pretty low and she really has to struggle for a second to get out. She does this every goddamn day.
A close up of the painting Ivan the Terrible With His Son Ivan, by Ilya Repin. The older Ivan looks completely distraught, wide eyed and horrified by the awful events that just played out. He cradles his dying son in his arms.
A meme featuring a three-circle venn diagram. In the top circle is Prometheus, in the bottom left circle is the Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski from The Big Lebowski, and in the bottom right circle is Saruman scrying into a palantir. The overlap between Prometheus and The Big Lebowski is "Severe liver damage". The overlap between Promethus and Saruman is "Cunning technological fireweilder deity". The overlap between The Big Lebowski and Saruman is "Obsession with large heavy ball." The intersection of all three of them is "I hate the fuckin' eagles, man"
Dr Sarah Cott from the horror movie Smile, grinning in a very unsettling manner at the camera. Her head is tipped forward and her smile only shows her upper teeth, and she is staring directly into the camera. It is unnerving. Below the unsettling grin are the words "welcome to target!"
Two cardigan welsh corgis sitting in a blue chair. The chair is for a single person and has armrests. The dogs both fit on it but they are clearly uncomfortable. The little merle one in the front has her butt hanging off the front of the chair, and the brindle one in the back looks peturbed.
Two cardigan welsh corgis sitting together in a big blue easy chair. Penny, the brindle corgi on the left is staring magestically off into the middle distance at nothing in particular. Maggie, the merle corgi on the right is leaning forward and staring intently out the window left of frame, probably trying to figure out how to pick up a squirrel with her mind and drag it into the house
Maggie the merle cardigan welsh corgi sits in front of the camera. I toss her a potato chip and she catches it with a satisfying CHOMP noise. Then she crunches it up, sounding like a cartoon alligator eating a bag of celery.
The scene from The Enigma of Amigara Fault where a character climbs into a hole shaped like him, yelling "Th- this is my hole! It was made for me!". The hole is filled with "Fell for it again award" ribbons, which are like a rough ms-paint sketch of a first prize ribbon; blue rosettes with gold discs and the words "fell for it again award" in black text.
A brown and white basset hound puppy. He is close to the camera and you can see his big nose and floppy ears
Two cardigan Welsh corgis at the dog park. The brindle one on the left is laying on the ground with a tennis ball between her feet. The merle one on the right is standing and facing the camera. Both are panting, it's a beautiful sunny day and they've been having a great time.
A four panel comic. In the first panel, a child has a thoughtful expression. In the second panel, he is hanging up a red blanket on the wall as a backdrop. In the third panel, we see cardboard cutouts. The child is painting a monster face on one of the cutouts. In the fourth panel, we see that the child has drawn monster faces and flames on the cardboard cutouts. He lays in the fetal position, surrounded by images that he deliberately created, apparently terrified of them.
A tuxedo cat (Mostly black with white paws and chin) standing with her back feet in the sink and her front feet on the counter, drinking out of a dish on the counter
A photograph of elon musk accepting a gold key in the oval office. The gold key inexplicably has the reddit logo on it. We live in hell.
A screenshot of the Google search results for "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." The AI Overview reads: The quote "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" is often attributed to the philosopher George Santayana, but is actually a misquotation of his actual saying. Santayana's original quote from his 1905 book The Life of Reason was "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it," according to the Smithsonian American Art Museum. The quote highlights the importance of learning from history to avoid repeating past mistakes.
A snapshot of part of a mathematical paper, referencing a proof by T. J. Kaczynski, with a footnote describing him as "better known for other work".
A scene from the enigma of Amigara Fault where one of the characters is screaming "this is my hole! It was made for me!" and climbing into a hole in the cliff. The hole is full of "fell for it again" awards.
A screenshot of Google Translate. The user has entered the German word 'Gedanken. Google has helpfully translated this to the English word 'throughts', which is not a real word, but is instead a misspelling of 'thoughts' caused by ai nonsense
A screenshot of 1199seiu's alert endorsing Andrew Cuomo, showing the message with 1300 replies, 7 reposts, 392 quotes, and literally zero likes.
A chess meme describing the players action as a "super blunder" with two red question marks. The text reads "genuinely what the fuck. There was only one bad move and you somehow found it. Every single other move would have improved your position"
A bumper magnet that says "keep honking! I'm listening to ska and you're in the band now"
A large tricolored guinea pig sitting on a child's lap. The guinea pig has a black face, tan shoulders and ears, a small white patch around her hips, and a black butt.
Maggie the cardigan welsh corgi, making a very sad whine
Tumblr user grawly shares two images of a character from a video game. On the left, labeled 'original', is a slightly tan woman in a leather jacket. She has brown eyes and blond hair with pink highlights. She has shoulder armor and some kind of mechanical backpack device. She has a black v-neck t-shirt with visible cleavage. On the right, labeled 'un-tumblrized', is the same character, but heavily edited: the character's skin is lighter, their eyes are now blue, the pink highlights are gone from their hair, which is a lighter shade of blonde. They have a christian cross necklace over their visible cleavage, and the breasts are larger. The t-shirt is replaced with a sports bra. The character now has freckles on their cheekbones. They have a smaller, thinner mouth with more pursed lips. Their nose is noticeably smaller, as is their face, and both have a narrower and more angular structure. In response, tumblr user azzandra says "Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha). That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women. So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife."
Image from the manga The Enigma of Amigara Fault, where the man is climbing into a hole in the cliff that is shaped like him. He is saying "th- this is my hole! It was made for me!" The hole has been edited, it is now made up of "fell for it again" awards. The "fell for it again" award looks like a gold medal made in MS paint. It has a blue rosette around a gold circle and blue ribbons hanging down from the rosette. It has the words "fell for it again" in the middle of the gold.
Two cardigan welsh corgis standing in the kitchen, looking up at the camera. Their eyes are filled with longing and hope as they gaze up at the camera, and then handful of shredded cheese held above it.
In response to a poll where one in eight men think they could take a point off Serena Williams in a game of tennis, Jason (@longwall26) on Twitter writes: "Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena did not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly"
Penny, a cardigan welsh corgi, resplendent with mud. She is very dirty from laying in mud puddles, and has big patches of grime on her nose, chest, and feet. She is REALLY enjoying herself.
A famous tweet by @merman_melville reading "Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day"
Another video of a brindle cardigan welsh corgi at the top of the stairs. she starts out holding a ball in her mouth, then throws it onto the first step where it bounces, and then she catches it in her mouth instead of letting it fall down the stairs.
A video of a cardigan welsh corgi, standing at the top of the stairs. She drops a ball she is holding in her mouth and it bounces on the top step, and then she snatches it out of the air.
Some tech dipshit looking at the camera, unaware of the terrible fate that awaits him. In the background, a tuxedo cat sits on a table, her eyes glowing malevolently as she glowers at him.
A gif of Mischa Collins from Supernatrual saying the word "Understatement."
A merle cardigan welsh corgi hiding behind a trash can. Or trying to -- she's so long that you can see both her little face peeking around the left side, and her back leg and tail sticking out the right side. She is oblivious, and believes herself to be completely invisible.
A picture of a stage at a rock show. The stage lights are a blueish purple and on the backdrop, a grim reaper looms over the setup and the instruments. The house lights are on and the act isn't up yet.
A brindle cardigan welsh corgi in repose. She is laying on her back on her human's bed, on top of a pink and green quilt. A rainbow collar is visible around her neck. She is propped up between two pillows, belly up. All of her feet dangle in the air as she relaxes, completely at peace.
Two cardigan welsh corgis fiercely attacking a vacuum cleaner. The smaller merle dog on the left is slightly further back but her ears are forward, tail and head down, ready to strike. The larger brindle dog on the right is mid-strike, stretching her snout out to boop the accursed device.
Two Cardigan Welsh corgis. On the left, a brindle Cardigan Welsh Corgi is laying down. Between her feet she has a stuffed beach ball toy. On the right a merle Cardigan Welsh Corgi is biting a rope toy and pulling on it.
A video of a cardigan welsh corgi standing at the top of the stairs. She catches a ball thrown up to her from downstairs, and then throws it back down the stairs.
A brindle cardigan welsh corgi laying on a char, sound asleep. Her eyes are closed, and the tip of her tongue is sticking out. One of her little feet is sticking straight out, hanging in the air.
A brindle cardigan welsh corgi looking up at the camera. She is smiling, her ears are up and forward, and her eyes are full of hope.
A merle cardigan welsh corgi wearing a child's jetpack costume prop. She is standing frozen on the stairs, her ears up and alert, but very clearly unmoving. Her body language is tense, she is clearly Done With All Of This.
A merle cardigan welsh corgi wearing a child's jetpack costume prop. She looks unhappy, because she is.
Two cardigan corgis sitting on a dark green tumbling mat. The one on the left has brindle fur and is clutching a beach ball squeaky toy between her little feet. The one on the right has merle fur and is furiously tugging on a rope toy.
A merle cardigan welsh corgi, cunningly hiding behind a tree. On the right side of the tree, her head and snout are barely visible behind some low branches. On the left side of the tree, her hindquarters and tail are clearly visible sticking all the way out.